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xantoxis , in 100 upvotes and I'm doing this tattoo design

When we say LLMs don’t know or understand anything, this is what we mean. This is a perfect example of an “AI” just not having any idea what it’s doing.

  • I’ll start with a bit of praise: It does do a fairly good job of decomposing the elements of Python and the actuary profession into bits that would be representative of those realms.

But:

  • In the text version of the response, there are already far too many elements for a good tattoo, demonstrating it doesn’t understand tattoo design or even just design
  • In the drawn version, the design uses big blocks of color with no detail, which (even if they looked good on a white background; and they don’t;) would look like shit inked on someone’s skin. So again, no understand of tattoo art.
  • It produces a “simplified version” of the python logo. I assume those elements are the blue and yellow hexagons, which are at least the correct colors. But it doesn’t understand that, for this to be PART OF THE SAME DESIGN, they must be visually connected, not just near each other. It also doesn’t understand that the design is more like a plus; nor that the design is composed of two snakes; nor that the Python logo is ALREADY VERY SIMPLE, nor that the logo, lacking snakes, loses any meaning in its role of representing Python.
  • It says there’s a briefcase and glasses in there. Maybe the brown rectangle? Or is the gray rectangle meant to be a briefcase lying on its side so the handle is visible? No understanding here of how humans process visual information, or what makes a visual representation recognizable to a human brain.
  • Math stuff can be very visually interesting. Lots of mathematical constructs have compelling visuals that go with them. A competent designer could even tie them into the Python stuff in a unified way; like, imagine a bar graph where the bars were snakes, twining around each other in a double helix. You got math, you got Python, you got data analysis. None of this ties together, or is even made to look good on its own. No understanding of what makes something interesting.
  • Everything is just randomly scattered. Once again, no understanding of what design is.

AIs do not understand anything. They just regurgitate in ways that the algorithm chooses. There’s no attempt to make the algorithm right, or smart, or relevant, or anything except an algorithm that’s just mashing up strings and vectors.

driving_crooner OP ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I was hoping for a sand clock and the python snake, but now I’m not sure if the sand clock is an international actuarial thing, or if is just a brazillian one. But for mathematical notation related to actuarial sciences the annuanity [1] is the main one, so 2/10.

https://lemmy.eco.br/pictrs/image/493c78a4-6925-400b-846e-2fd00a453972.webp

xantoxis ,

See, that’s a cool symbol. Make the right angle part of that symbol into a snake, you’re done. 1000% better than the AI’s mess.

Jaq ,

Might be a Brazilian thing with the sand timer, but the annuity ä is imprinted on my brain, and it’s been years since those exams. The tattoo needs some element of “what was this value last year?”

tjsauce ,

It’s kind of adorable, like a child designing an album cover using concepts they recognize but don’t understand

kebabslob ,

Please say an AI wrote this

krimson , in 100 upvotes and I'm doing this tattoo design
@krimson@feddit.nl avatar

Wtf!

Anyone found the “simplified python logo”?

driving_crooner OP ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar
tyler ,

I’m still looking for the glasses to show op is a professional.

driving_crooner OP ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

The gray box kinda looks like an VR glasses

KevonLooney , in 100 upvotes and I'm doing this tattoo design

They said AI would take you places. They never said they were places you wanted to go.

Infamousblt , in 100 upvotes and I'm doing this tattoo design
@Infamousblt@hexbear.net avatar

AI is surely weeks away from taking our jobs

perishthethought ,

Truth, since you didn’t say how many weeks

Prunebutt , in 100 upvotes and I'm doing this tattoo design

Is this loss?

casmael ,

Errrrrrrrrrr

UnkleFranc , in 100 upvotes and I'm doing this tattoo design

Lord of the Rings inspired.

Lord of the Rings inspired tattoo by ChatGPT.

UnkleFranc ,

The bottom arrow is “the landscape of the Shire and mountains at the bottom”.

UnkleFranc , in 100 upvotes and I'm doing this tattoo design

You’ve got my vote.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

And my Axe!

__init__ , in Let me pull this out of my ass

Well, can you just give me access to the database then?

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Acess granted to the homologation DB that haven’t been fully updated since 2018

NOT_RICK , in Let me pull this out of my ass
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

If I had a cookie for every time someone asked me if I could pull together some obscure metric during a 30 minute meeting I’d have the beetus

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Same. Especially since I’ve been building EDWs for most of my career. People are always surprised that it actually takes time to integrate with different systems.

“What do you mean you can’t just pull all the data out of this system that we don’t have database access to and are still building out the APIs?”

I kid… The people asking for stuff don’t know what backend databases and APIs are.

NOT_RICK ,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Just hit the magic ETL lever, what’s the big deal?

Beetschnapps ,

I mean without documentation… what is an API?

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maybe this makes me old, but I much prefer a written document explaining how an API works over Swagger.

Simulation6 , in Old timers know

Odd way to spell SideKick

skullgiver , in Old timers know
@skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

It’s true, these days Filezilla runs on Windows 10 and uses sftp instead of FTP!

firelizzard , in Let me pull this out of my ass
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

If I designed the schema it is most certainly going to be structured. Unstructured databases are awful.

bier , in Old timers know

Dude in 2022 I was working at a company that had the same password on all PCs because when your on holiday the others could access the code they deployed over ftp and did live debugging and sometimes development by checking the IP and execute the “debug” code when the IP matched the static IP of the company. They kicked me out a few weeks before my probation time was up. Looking back best thing I got out of there and found a better place.

cybersandwich ,

Why did you get kicked out?

bier ,

So there were only 5 ppl. At the company out of 11 that were actually fully paid a normal wage the rest were doing their apprenticeship so only like 600 - 1000 € p.m. And that’s how the company made money. In Germany you have 6 months of probation when you start at a new workplace in these 6 months ether party can cancel the work contract without giving any reason after the 6 months are up the normal worker protection laws kick in and it’s basically impossible to get fired without being grossly negligent. Anyhow I got let go 2 weeks before that period was up they said (for me the first time hearing it) that they “weren’t satisfied with my performance” and that was that.

RichieRich ,
@RichieRich@lemmy.world avatar

OMG, this is awful!!

CoggyMcFee , in Old timers know

At my first developer job 25 years ago, any time we made a change in the code we had to add a comment at the end of each modified line with our initials and the date, because we had no version control.

RichieRich ,
@RichieRich@lemmy.world avatar

That‘s how I still do it today, 'cause: no version control. 🙈 I wished I could use Git. But im my customer project there isn’t any…

refalo ,

there’s absolutely no reason you can’t use git

RichieRich ,
@RichieRich@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, if your customers insist on storing the source files on IBM i in “QSYS.LIB” and you are not allowed to develop locally in you favorite IDE. The old “AS/400 developers” fight tooth and nail to store the source code in the in the database instead of “Integrated File System”, so it’s always a pain. 🤮 Fortunately there is IBM BOB which makes transfer really easy.

dinckelman ,

When I graduated from university in 2020, my classmates still zipped the entire project and dated it with “final”, “final(2)”, and “final-forrealnow”. This is extra sad, because they did this in a class, where we were taught version control. Out of the 50-something people in my lab for that class, maybe like 3 people outside of me didn’t express hatred for it

RichieRich ,
@RichieRich@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, they are experienced seniors! I saw people zipping the package with: “project-new”, “project-new(1)”, “copy of project-new(1)”

/sarc 🤡

michel ,

@dinckelman
That's a thing I never understood. Everyone knows this problem but until now ther isn't a single Filesystem for linux that support version control native.

@CoggyMcFee

Sorse , in Not everything can be done in constant time, that's O(k)
@Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

O((n!)!)

saigot ,
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