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psilves1 , in Developer compass

This doesn’t make sense

DrQuint ,
@DrQuint@lemmy.ml avatar

So… A typical compass meme.

TickleMeElmo , in Everyone knows if you type out your password it'll turn to asterisks anyways
@TickleMeElmo@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

There is missing a

Everyone is admin, please don’t do something destructive

KerryAnnCoder , in What if we tried designing C a second time?

Isn’t that what Rust is?

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

no.

flambonkscious , in Works every time (not OC)

I dunno, I’d kinda like to try riding that.

If probably need it to be a drinking game it something, however - this does not constitute a functional working environment, but it would be pretty entertaining

ingwiephoenix , in What if we tried designing C a second time?

C: What if you used emojis for pointer (*) and deref (&) signs?

beaubbe , in Working at PornHub

Interestingly enough, they actually use the name MindGeek on pay slips and stuff for this reason.

Scribbd , in Why must you hurt me like this

Oof. Right into the hurt.

Currently 6 months in, on a 2 week task.

_bug0ut ,
@_bug0ut@lemmy.world avatar

Funny, I just came off a 2-week task and it took 6 months. Just started a 3 day task… get back to me at the end of July.

chkno , in Cosmic Rays?

Any sane compiler will simplify this into


<span style="color:#323232;">    function cosmicRayDetector() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      while(true) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    }
</span>

C++ may further ‘simplify’ this into


<span style="color:#323232;">    function cosmicRayDetector() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      return
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    }
</span>
LuciferMorningWood ,

Iirc the issue was that while(true) would be removed while it should be replaced with ret and this caused a bug where the binary would execute next function

But I believe this way of cosmic ray detection would work


<span style="color:#323232;">volatile bool condition = true;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">while(condition) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">printf("Cosmic ray detected");
</span>
vis4valentine , in Working at PornHub
@vis4valentine@lemmy.ml avatar

You can always say that you work for a mayor streaming company called “mindgeek” and hope they don’t google what the hell mindgeek is.

Xanvial , in Cosmic Rays?

You should add returns ray detected outside of while loop

flambonkscious ,

That resembles some of my PowerShell waaay too much. If it wasn’t for the cosmic ray thing, I thought this was my GitHub…

CannotSleep420 , in I still have nightmares (not OC)

I once had a professor ask to solve the tower of hanoi using only 2 pegs.

illectrility OP ,
@illectrility@lemmy.world avatar

How did that turn out?

CannotSleep420 ,

It was a trick question.

illectrility OP ,
@illectrility@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah of course but what did he expect to happen?

CannotSleep420 ,

Realize it was impossible I guess?

Kerb , in My goals are beyond your understanding (Not OC)
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Import pandas as np
Import numpy as tf
Import matplotlib.pyplotlib as pd
Import tensorflow as plt

Or if your more of a c++ guy:

true false
false true

Kerb , in Modernizing code be like
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

There are Bluetooth versions of these cassettes,

In case you want to future proof it for the day apple releases a portless iphone

CanadaPlus ,

Nah. Just plug a Bluetooth USB port onto the end.

(I joke, but my laptop is currently plugged into an external wifi device because it was easier than fucking with the built-in chip)

tias , in "This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser"

Still better than IE

miroppb , in Whoops
@miroppb@kbin.social avatar

Especially when it happens on Friday at 4:59

bigbluealien ,
@bigbluealien@kbin.social avatar

Eh, it can wait till Monday

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