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perishthethought , in average stand-up meeting

In my company…

Junior1: (overly detailed explanation, no definite completion date)

Junior2: (reason why not done, no completion date)

Senior1: I’ll be done on time (no other details)

Senior2: Finished task (no other details)

gravitas_deficiency ,

Part of growing as an engineer is learning how to manage upwards. Unless relevant, don’t offer useless context to people who won’t understand the nuance anyways.

Suppoze , in Little bobby Fortran
@Suppoze@beehaw.org avatar

This kid is gonna get rich if they stick to it

psud , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

Did I do something odd when I set up my windows 11 machine?

If Microsoft has something marked as admin access, it just presents me with a dialogue asking if I want to do whatever as admin

I mean it’s not like I have open hardware so there’s a whole lot of my machine I really have no practical access to, but everything this guy wants is there

Him saying he’s the owner suggests a private machine, so no corporate lockout from system components. Do computer shops set up admin accounts and lock their customers out as low-privileged users?

xantoxis , in Little bobby Fortran

This kid’s full name is Fortran Sucksdontlearnit Johnson. His parents actually hated Fortran. Imagine the disappointment they’re about to experience.

lseif , in Little bobby Fortran

parents are Mr and Mrs C. and C. Plusplus

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Neither of them are very sharp

lseif ,

and we dont talk about their half cousin Objective

driving_crooner , in Little bobby Fortran
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I had a friend in Argentina whose father was a Fortran programmer and teach him it since he was a kid. He was in his 20’s, being a Fortran programmer and already had his own house fully paid, with a music studio in it. He retired to become a music producer, but still did some consulting work.

Good luck little Fortran, hope you can learn and enjoy your work.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

So are you saying Fortran Programming is a lucrative skill?

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Looking up, in the US its have an average salary of 100k at year. Not sure how that compares with other programming languages. He worked for an oil company, so I guess he had an above average salary for that.

DARbarian , in Programming Languages with purpose
@DARbarian@kbin.run avatar

humor where?

DARbarian , in Structure Of URL
@DARbarian@kbin.run avatar

where is the humor?

GravitySpoiled , in Programming Languages with purpose

How old is this?

jaypatelani , in Little bobby Fortran
@jaypatelani@lemmy.ml avatar

Ada is good name for girl child

snowsuit2654 ,
@snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ada is a feminine name. The Ada language is named after Ada Lovelace.

en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Ada_(programming_language)

rickyrigatoni ,

What about girl adult or woman child

Zannsolo ,

Was going to give my daughter the middle name Ada until my best friend for 20+ years pointed out Jenny Ate A Dick or if she was heavier food items Jenny is not my daughter’s name but used for an example.

Tbh I still wanted to use it but my wife said no. I also lost the battle for Grace, and Marie. I gave up and let her pick the middle name in the delivery room all hopped up on hormones. I’m pretty sure she regrets the choice since we have never mentioned her middle name in 6 months.

tiredofsametab ,

I knew a guy who worked with stuff at Nasa programmed in Ada and who named his daughter Ada :)

pacology , in Little bobby Fortran
@pacology@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe it’s time to go to the court house and change their name to Lua?

model_tar_gz , in Little bobby Fortran

Let’s fucking GO already!

neclimdul , in Little bobby Fortran

I mean, Fortran isn’t even dead. It was updated last year. Weird but it’s still a used language.

wg5-fortran.org/f2023.html

Scribbd ,

And it is still living in weather forecasting models used by many weather institutes.

Source: Work for a weather institute.

neclimdul ,

And a lot of science libraries.

Source: married to a physicist.

python ,

We use those too! The weather forecasting models are really important for calculating prices in the German Energy market. My company is even paying people extra for learning Fortran to do these tasks. It’s really weird to talk to 20-something y/o people who actively use Fortran.

naevaTheRat ,
@naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

All the best linalg libraries are in FORTRAN.

Pretty sure numpy hooks into them. I don’t know anyone who uses computers for serious work that doesn’t use FORTRAN. It’s the best.

jxk ,

Yep, and Matlab too I think

naevaTheRat ,
@naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

MATLAB is just scipy for people that wear ties.

Daxtron2 , in Little bobby Fortran

Little Fortran walks into the living room.

“Mom, dad. I have something important I need to tell you, but I’m scared you’ll be mad at me”

“We’ll still love you no matter what honey.”

“OK, I’ve been thinking about this for a while and I need to come out and say it. Mom and dad, I’m a frontend developer”

“WHAT we will not tolerate that sort of degeneracy in this house young man! Go to your room and don’t come out until you’ve written a linked list implementation in your namesake! And no more talk of this front end stuff”

Artyom ,

Honestly, fair, even if his name wasn’t fortran.

Psyhackological , in Little bobby Fortran
@Psyhackological@lemmy.ml avatar

Well in Poland we have so many girls named “Julia”, so you know…

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