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ghostermonster , in It's older than a lot of new developers at this point.

IPv6 is hard to wrap a head around first, but one I got it it’s so nice to have it.

Imagine not having to do bottleneck which is reverse proxy for multiple local machines, just give them all different IPs.

desmosthenes , in this comic is dear to my heart
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I feel attacked lol

pacology , in Couldn't stop myself from posting my favorite meme
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It works for roller coasters, it will work for my crappy website. By the way, isn’t it what rails is??

fkn , in this comic is dear to my heart

Why doesn’t the program work? Because I wrote it that way. Why would you write it that way? Because I am a fucking moron, apparently.

SnowFoxx , in this comic is dear to my heart
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Don’t be too hard with cute little code blocks. They love you, even if they don’t work properly :3

peter , in That does not look like a secure parking spot
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A HTTPS parking spot would require your car to be inside of a truck

phorq ,

And that truck would need to be getting towed by a trusted friend of the parking garage management

superminerJG ,

And said trusted friend’s tow truck would need to have a display in the window saying “Certified Safe Tow Truck”

Mikurei , in That does not look like a secure parking spot

PUT /parking?lot=1 HTTP/1.1

GlowHuddy , in this comic is dear to my heart
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Love it

Variden3301 , in this comic is dear to my heart

Coding is hard sometimes. Mostly be course of ourselves.

henfredemars , in Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

🔌

Klear ,

too late

darvocet , in teach'em

My one month old is already bash scripting.

MrPear ,

As they should. The earlier you start with scripting, the more time you can save by spending hours on writing a script that saves 2 seconds of time.

drktrts , in All modern digital infrastructure

i’m facing this dilemma right now. We require a library that hasn’t been updated in two years with a maintainer/developer that’s no where to be seen. But it’s really the only solution aside from building something from scratch or forking. This is for an enterprise level peice of software/spaghetti from a top 3 company in the industry…and super normal to see happen regularly.

thejml , in Clients, A Client’s Worst Enemy

Where are you that they say “now”? The clients I deal with want it “last week or sooner”.

min_fapper , in Wirth's law

To be fair, customers care more about graphics fidelity than they do about efficiency.

Spending hours mastering a shader to add some cool atmospheric effect would get you much more return than the same hours optimizing the code.

hairinmybellybutt OP ,

gameplay

nothacking , in Personally I prefer `throw new nullpointerexception`

Linux: kill

chris_hayes ,
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Also Linux: zombies, orphans

Mirodir ,

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