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pe1uca , in Why programmers like cooking

Also your stove is last generation so the pan can only get warm but not boil.

merc , in The Password Game

Some useful resources:

Emoji Moon Phases, you’ll need Waxing Gibbous right now (🌔)

starinastar.com/moon-phase-emojis-a-review/

Today’s Wordle Answer:

www.tomsguide.com/…/what-is-todays-wordle-answer

The Elements sorted by Atomic Number:

www.angelo.edu/faculty/…/structure_numbers.htm

Chess Move Solver:

nextchessmove.com

What killed me was trying to feed the chicken while hunting for a YouTube video of a certain length. I did get past that once when I was lucky enough to be asked for a 9 minute 0 second video. Because people upload “timer” videos of exactly X minutes, that was possible. The “26 minute 59 second” video resulted in a dead chicken.

squaresinger ,

What the hell is a gibbous and why does it need waxing?

ndotb , in Job interview vs job
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A more honest code test:

interviewer: “see if you can get this project my nephew made in high school to run”

job: getting the next project their nephew made in high school to run

restingboredface , in The Password Game

As a someone who frequently argues with IT teams over ridiculous hidden password rules that drive crappy user experience I feel triggered by this game.

This is fantasticll

cliffhanger407 ,

My company finally went to a non expiring multi-word based policy. Took them a major breach but finally some sanity.

GTG3000 , in The Password Game

I gave up around the roman numbers because I chose to include May

Think I should try again.

edit: okay, I’m going to call it on the Wordle rule.

Zagorath ,
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Shortly after the Wordle rule I got told I had to include the country Colombia. Which, with an L, made it impossible to multiple Roman Numerals to equal 35…

Dimitriye98 ,

Only uppercase letters get treated as Roman numerals, same for periodic table. The real killer one for those two is YouTube url

Zagorath ,
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For me it wouldn’t even let me copy/paste a YouTube URL. Trying to do so kept automatically pasting in the title of the damn video. 😠

brezelradar ,
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it wouldn’t even let me copy/paste

It’s so real, right?

I hate when they forbid c/p password fields - that’s so stupid and even lessens security.

juliebean ,

im case you tackle it again, the month does not need to be capitalized, and if its lower case, it doesn’t count as a roman numeral

simple , in Job interview vs job
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The difference is, in the job interview you’re writing it from scratch yourself. On the job you have to take over from the guy who left 10 years ago and that button was designed in such a way that resizing it will add garbage data to all tables in the database and also send an email to all your customers telling them to switch providers.

kevincox , in Community Member++
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Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)

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squaresinger , in The Password Game

I hate Paul…

I made it up to rule 25 and then Paul starved because I was thinking too long about which characters to ban.

To make it over Rule 24 (Paste the URL of a Youtube video with a certain random length), I even created a video with the correct length and kept uploading it to Youtube to get a URL without roman numerals and decently usable atomic weights.

When I tried it again after that dumb chicken starved, I hit Youtube’s maximum daily upload limit. Now Youtube thinks I am a spambot or something.

Btw, there are 35 rules total, in case anyone else makes it over 24. And spoiler, the one that got me doesn’t matter at all. It’s one of the easiest of all.

canpolat OP ,
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That’s a heroic effort! I laughed so hard.

psilocybin , in rule

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jalda , in The Password Game

“Your password must include the URL of a 23 minute 42 second long YouTube video.”

lol

canpolat OP ,
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Careful with Paul. He may starve.

rockyTron ,
DonjonMaister ,
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I quit after I got that…

canpolat OP , in The Password Game
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ilobmirt , in Paid by the PostgreSQL gang
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The second frame with the second arm? 🤔 Almost didn’t catch that.

DeVoid , in Why yes, we do Agile

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

infeeeee , in Unix rule

It would overflow to minus 2^31, as she says it’s signed, so not 1970 (that’s zero) but 1901 would follow: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem

ndotb , in Looking for FULL stack developer
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