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doggle , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Opaque thorax

WindowsEnjoyer , in FLOSS communities right now

Why is everyone hating Discord? It’s pretty neat platform when all the features used properly.

mint_tamas ,

It’s the worst way to document something (doesn’t even make sense to call it documentation). It’s closed source and the content is only accessible if you register with an email address.

onlinepersona OP ,

Maybe read a few of the responses?

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AMDIsOurLord ,

If you’re putting that creative Commons thing in your comment to prevent AI training, it’s as useful as those “sovereign citizen” dorks against paying taxes

AI companies really don’t give much of a flying fuck

onlinepersona OP ,

Thanks. I don’t care.

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Chadus_Maximus ,

Used to be fast. Isn’t anymore. Need new fast thing.

doggle , in Tough break, kid...

It’s not engineering either. Or art. It’s only barely writing, in an overly literal sense.

CookieOfFortune , in onlick

Is this an event for the next version of the Apple Vision Pro?

jol ,

Apple Taste Pro is a white sausage-shaped devices that you shove down your throught and controls your taste buds, olfactory system and controls breathing.

rikudou ,

And it will have whopping 5 apps at launch and 5 more during its lifetime (maybe). You also most likely need a mortgage to buy one.

gaterush ,

I don’t want to think of what the FaceTime integration would be like…

jol ,

In 2010 we brought you FaceTime. Today, we are proud to announce FleshTime, the new best way to communicate with your loved ones.

ILikeBoobies ,

We already have synchronized sex toys

jol ,

Apple always announces products like they are the only ones, except maybe with the first iphone. “this is the best iPhone yet” not the “best smartphone in the market”.

Also they wouldn’t call it sex toys, they would call it a whole new revolutionary class of communication devices.

threelonmusketeers ,
Artyom ,

It will project a super low-rez image of your tongue for others to see

AtariDump ,
bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Checkmate

Klear ,

Interesting…

jol ,

This would actually probably maybe work

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Even better I reckon would be to use bone conduction technology like those sports headphones, but attach it up to your sternum.

Psythik ,

Personally I wish someone would make headphones that comes with a wireless “subwoofer” that attaches somewhere to your body and vibrates to the bass. The closest I found to this was the Skullcandy Crusher series. But the motors are in the headphones, which makes them bulky. Still, hardest hitting bass I’ve ever heard in a pair of headphones. It is unfortunate that a more prestigious brand won’t take the concept and evolve it.

quantenzitrone ,

hey, i have one of those skullcandy headphones

Psythik ,

Don’t get me wrong, they’re amazing for bass-heavy music; they’re just not so great if you care about things like imaging, sound staging, a neutral frequency response, and low latency Bluetooth, none of which the crushers are particularly good at. The Crusher Evo has such bad staging, for example, that they almost sound mono. Makes them completely worthless for movies and games (which is a shame, cause movies and games could always benefit from more bass).

quantenzitrone ,

yeah the sound quality is not so great

Brickhead92 ,

iBreath™ control now available for the low price of $19.99 a month!

JRaccoon , in onlick
@JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I remember reading an article about how we’re already able to simulate basic tastes, like sweetness and sourness, digitally. So just you wait, we might have lickable HTML elements in the future

ryannathans ,

I can imagine the malware now

rikudou ,

If you want the taste of poop out of your mouth, send bitcoin to this address.

Cwilliams ,

Imagine a poop flavored button

sum_yung_gai ,

Link?

JRaccoon ,
@JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I don’t remember the exact article I was reading but doing a quick google search yields this one for example. And here’s the actual research paper: www.miyashita.com/…/1hFnR7TlUO4OXNpQFeuN30

sum_yung_gai ,

Thank you! This is super interesting!

RGB3x3 ,

The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Scratch-n-sniff CSS

PhlubbaDubba , in onlick

Button that works on lick, there’s a sex joke there but I’m too tired to think of it

Quetzalcutlass ,

You mean to say, you’re having trouble finding it?

PhlubbaDubba ,

I might but having had a go at it…yeah I’m starting to think that all that joking about how hard finding “the button” is some grand conspiracy of weaponized incompetence, I’ve had a couple partners now to confirm that finding “the button” is damn easy for someone who actually gives a shit about being a reciprocal partner.

You know you’re doing it right when her thighs are wrapped around your head like she’s trying to use your melon for a Gallagher bit. Hands clutched in your hair is even better, and if she’s giving you a tempo you’ve got her so deep in the mood that all that’s left is to follow the rhythm her body’s setting for you.

It’s so easy that her body will literally be telling you how to do it even better by the end if you put in the starting effort.

norbert ,
@norbert@kbin.social avatar

We get it, you have sex.

PhlubbaDubba ,

I think an explainer is important when some old misinformed boomer humor trope is being bandied about, just happened that this one was about sex schtuff

I’d have given a similar response to references to wife bad no fault divorce is satan jokes

xmunk , in onlick

My company doesn’t appreciate my taste in programming flavors. I hoped to whet their appetite with a lunch and learn but when I tried to demo the functionality on my bosses computer I ended up being escorted from the building.

silas , in onlick
@silas@programming.dev avatar

Spatial computing has gone too far

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Apple vision pro 2 be like

ComradeKhoumrag , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
@ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub avatar

Gimme a wedge pillow to keep my ass above my head and I’m in

GarlicToast , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I don’t own a yoga mat

sundray , in Tough break, kid...

But is “prompt hacking” considered actual “hacking?”

Excrubulent , in Should I cancel?
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

This is a new level of dark pattern though. Like, companies are always looking for ways to make this process harder.

anarchist , in Tough break, kid...
@anarchist@lemmy.ml avatar

“Engineering”

h3rm17 ,

Yeah, well, like most software engineers lol

doctorcrimson ,

I’m a huge stickler about degreeless website devs claiming to be Engineers but even I think they’re leagues above people who ask ChatGPT for advice.

S_204 ,

cbc.ca/…/tech-companies-alberta-premier-software-…

They’re not engineers and they’re too chicken shit to act like engineers.

po_tay_toes ,
@po_tay_toes@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Amateurs, I’m an AI artisté and demand big bucks for “my” art pieces. Also fuck everybody who made all the stuff that the AI stole from.

TrickDacy , in Tough break, kid...

“prompt engineering”

Sounds made up af

datavoid ,

It is, I believe the correct term is “proompt”

Croquette ,

The US add engineer to everything to sound most prestigious than they are. If you sell your service as a AI prompt writer, you get paid peanuts. If you sell the same service as AI prompt engineer, the C-Suites cream their pants.

TrickDacy ,

So you’re telling me that people advertise themselves as AI programmers? That does not seem like something to brag about in such a manner

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah right?

I’ve found it helpful in learning things about languages I’m unfamiliar with, but it seems like saying “I’m an AI programmer” means “I don’t really know what I’m doing in this language, I’m still learning.” Which I suppose shows a willingness to learn, but that’s about it.

Croquette ,

Lots of people think that computers are magic box. And now a diffuse entity in the cloud talk to them? Big heads will gobble that shit up.

Daxtron2 , in Tough break, kid...

Made by someone who doesn’t utilize LLMs effectively

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