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lemmyviking , in Should it just be called JASM?
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Please AppleSoft BASIC was doing bytecode before Java was a gleam in a programmers eye.

istanbullu , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

She’s your ex-wife now, right?

MTK , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

:q!

tatterdemalion , in What are variables and semicolons for actually?
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Would you rather have semicolons or significant newlines?

TadoTheRustacean OP ,

Semicolons. Statement’s can be written in multiple lines such as rust io::stdin(&mut foo) .unwrap(). Idk if it would work if the newlines were significant. Also when I paste something, it could be ready hard for the formatter to format it.

NoisyFlake , in What are variables and semicolons for actually?

What’s the font?

TadoTheRustacean OP ,

JetBrainsMono Nerd Font

NoisyFlake ,

How did I not recognize the font I’ve been using for years, lol. Guess it just looks even better on a HiDPI display.

marcos , in What are variables and semicolons for actually?

Rust’s semicolon means something like “There’s nothing to see here! Move along! Move along!”, so yeah, you don’t actually need any.

makingStuffForFun , in No matter how smart you're, end user is smarter than you
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I get the feeling the meme creator is a senior dev. Putting themselves right up there. At the top.

FlaminGoku ,

Head in the clouds, no idea what’s going on?

makingStuffForFun ,
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Ahhh now I get it. Nice.

CosmicCleric , (edited ) in New language
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Why is there always such a concerted effort to destroy the reputation of Java? It just seems so unnecessarily obsessive, and a lot of times wrong.

Don’t get me wrong, I know that with time comes change, and Humanity improves on everything, including programming languages.

But at this point it seems like people want to hose Java down with holy water. It’s excessive.

steeznson ,

Yeah I kinda agree. C# might have some nice new shiny features but Java is improving all the time and has deep roots in the open source community.

Scripting languages don’t really compete with Java because they are a different type of tool. Even when data engineers/scientists use pyspark in data pipelines it’s just a thin wrapper around JVM scala code.

Flax_vert , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

One monitor connected to a thinkpad, mechanical computer from early 2000s, it’s software engineering time.

TheGiantKorean , in Life Hack
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Does this actually even work any more? I figured most things protected against it nowadays.

CmdrKeen ,
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I highly doubt it, most frameworks do indeed automatically prevent it these days. Still funny though.

some_guy , in Life Hack

I laughed a lot at this.

BluesF , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

When I moved from the office to home I changed to a single monitor… And I have never missed the other one. I mean, I’m not a software engineer, so YMMV.

robocall OP ,
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But do you have a rainbow keyboard?

BluesF ,

Solid red cause I’m a cheepskate, but my mouse is flies the 🌈

Also thanks team, downvotes for saying I like having one monitor lmao

hemko , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

This checks out.

I’m not a SWE ( though kinda code monkey anyways) and it’s 2 monitors no rbg (just all black thinkpad, keyboard backlight disabled)

RiikkaTheIcePrincess , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted
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I just had to uproot and move several states away with my life in a luggage and a backpack <.< No fitting the monitors in there :(

Still got my glowy keebs though ;P

conditional_soup , in Daylight saving creator left the chat....

I identify as a time radical. We should switch the entire world onto GMT; +/- not a goddamn thing. Is it perfect? I think so, but all those people who might be confused will probably find it a lot less confusing than trying to make sense of the difference between timezones.

uis ,

GMT has leap seconds. TAI does not. Switch world to TAI.

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