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onlinepersona , in Computer components cheat sheet

Laserprinters use different colored lasers for multi-color printing.

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Midnitte ,
onlinepersona ,

I know. I was kidding 😛

Midnitte ,

You still forgot the numbers part! The most important detail!

ruffsl OP , in Top 6 Best NixOS Tips & Tricks - Vimjoyer
@ruffsl@programming.dev avatar

I fell for it. It took me a minute into the game time to figure what was up and double check today’s date.

xia , (edited ) in How do we tell him ?

Obviously… use an LLM that does that for you and magically removes those stucky legal/plagiarism issues.

mindbleach , in I just ask my problem bro...chill....

Or, anywhere: “But why do you want that?”

fibojoly ,

Context is always useful, though. Because sometimes the person asking has gone down the wrong path and you could help them see the problem from a completely different angle.

Or maybe that context will let you know that yes, they have to use that ancient tech because that’s what they have to use at work and no they can’t install the latest fancy tech that does it so easily…

mindbleach ,

“Here is the answer, but why do you want that?” is a tolerable invocation of the X-Y problem.

“But why do you want that?” is derailing. It’s an effortless, all-purpose, I’m-so-clever bot post, and it drags a straightforward technical hurdle into some MacGuyver-ass lateral thinking puzzle.

I was once trying to incorporate 2D characters into Blender, with normals. There was no higher goal. That was, itself, the point. But instead I got a bunch of useless advice about how to model my simple example object, and snippy bullshit about doing things properly in 3D. Nobody had a damn thing to say about the discrepancy between the scanline renderer and the path-tracing renderer.

JoYo , in Whoa there buddy, calm down
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

This always sounded like parallel construction.

Fine then, keep your secrets.

dominiquec , in Whoa there buddy, calm down
@dominiquec@lemmy.world avatar

By any chance is this from Andrew Tanenbaum?

aliyss , in Variable Declaration
@aliyss@programming.dev avatar

Just type faster than the LSP needs to check. I don’t see an issue.

mspencer712 , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......

Ugh, this makes me want to “slash slash slash.”

fidodo , in Variable Declaration

What is this? I’ve never seen it before! Where are you using it?

Fades , in Gamedev is Easy

Low effort meme

SmilingSolaris ,

Lower effort reply

scrubbles , in Gamedev is Easy
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Psht No wonder AI is taking all of our jobs

Qwaffle_waffle , in You can certainly change it. But should you?

This has 14 (Peter Cline) energy here for the photo. Keep the dials at zero!

humbletightband , in You can certainly change it. But should you?

I see a Java programmer evolves into a C programmer

Hammerheart , in CSS

I am struggling with using flex for the first time and holy cow do i feel this

LinearArray , in Functional bros be like
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

Me irl

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