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penquin , in Senior dev be like...

I just got a Jr dev job about 3 weeks ago and I haven’t written a single line of code. It’s all been meetings and other shit. I’m kind of ok with that. Lol

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

I love planning.

penquin ,

“planning”

smeg ,

I think this is something a lot of people posting here don’t get. You can be a programmer, make apps or games in your spare time, set your own goals and be your own boss, and that’s great. Suddenly you get a “normal” job programming and you have you deal with customer requirements, business nonsense, and working as part of a team; that’s being a software engineer. One isn’t superior to the other, they are just different beasts.

penquin ,

Absolutely. There is very little programming involved in a normal job most of the year. I actually knew that before getting in. I have friends on the same team that have been there before me and they explained things beforehand. I have so many meetings and business stuff daily. We also reach out to users to help them fix issues on their machines, too.

kromem , in The easiest problem

Ok, but what variable is 🐈?

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Is the function to con🐈eate and print.

sirico , in The easiest problem
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

It took me too long to figure out the I in an if statement was just integer

PotatoesFall OP ,

In a for statement, it often refers to index

1984 , in Senior dev be like...
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I worked in places like this and I’m not going back unless consulting prices go back up again… The pain is real.

wizardbeard ,

Just find a place that hasn’t solidified their IT structure and processes enough for people to have time to invent BS overhead.

THE STANDARD PRACTICE IS WHATEVER I SAY IT IS JANICE! how are business critical things no one knew existed breaking

xmunk , in StackGPT

A while back the PHP community invested massively in tracking down anti-pattern advice (like using magic_quotes) in a coordinated effort to stop misinforming new developers… I look forward to our new GPT overlords who get misinformation baked into them that we can never get out.

Pop quiz - who did the majority of Twitter respondants say won the 2020 election? I don’t know the answer and considering that’s a large portion of GPT’s training data that’s fucking scary.

lemmyseizethemeans , (edited ) in gut pull

[Dvorak has ontered thu chat]

neidu2 ,

My unitiol thaeght as woll.

lemmyseizethemeans ,

Love it sa much but hha keyboard has e tendegy to not autacorrchh

neidu2 ,

Some

kryptonianCodeMonkey , in Any Volunteers

Is this guy Tom Segura’s cousin, the inventor?

Fijxu , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Options for donation and contact linksNothing important

Emmie , (edited ) in Like getting 9 women pregnant and expecting a baby in 1 month

Quality over quantity. I have seen people who have done things better and faster than a whole team. I am almost one of them but alas I only work for few hours before deadline. If I could work like this every day I would single handedly build everything. It kinda bugs me what stuff I could do if I didn’t suffer and delay it all feeling mix of guilt and shame.

AMDIsOurLord , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

fix this fucking gitignore

Kalladblog , in That Nim Flashbacks
@Kalladblog@lemmy.world avatar

Petah?

Simyon , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“Add ability to load sources which are not a nginx file listing.”

I try to be descriptive while keeping it short.

sudo_tee , in Added Bugs to Keep my job
@sudo_tee@lemmy.world avatar

WIP

bhamlin , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme”

KairuByte , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

My gut commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.

theneverfox ,

I think long messages are a good habit. Start with something readable in the history, past that who cares? Most people rarely read past the preview, and if they do they want details

I think it’s great because it makes you reflect on what the goal was and what you did. I sometimes stop to make a quick change as I’m writing, or just collect my thoughts before mentally dismissing the task

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