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xantoxis , in JavaScript's days are numbered

Also means you can’t reference anything earlier than the late Pleistocene.

sik0fewl ,

Nothing happens before c. 4000 AD anyway.

NegativeInf ,

Sorry, that’s also wrong. The entire universe, in its current state, popped into existence last Tuesday. It’s been terribly inconvenient tho.

LinuxSBC ,

I thought it was last Thursday.

sik0fewl ,

I wish we would have popped into a better existence.

NegativeInf ,

We should never have coalesced from the quantum foam.

PunnyName ,

GODDAMMIT

dadGPT , in JavaScript's days are numbered

please hide this. this is how john connor defeats skynet.

psycho_driver , in JavaScript's days are numbered

Maybe by then my system will have recovered from this unresponsive javascript page

usernamesaredifficul , in Think of the children

won’t someone please think of the children

BigBlackCockroach , in Think of the children

So I just type “term -9 509684” instead of “kill -9 509684”?

got it!

rubythulhu , in Think of the children

i meant it when i said -9. fuck that process.

Jamie ,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

Chaotic evil: Send SIGSEGV

alr ,

Is kill -11 even allowed?

Jamie ,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

https://jamie.moe/pictrs/image/b6010f5d-5663-4574-aced-b93138d429c6.png

Yes.

CanadaPlus ,

I love making the kernel a liar.

Scoopta ,
@Scoopta@programming.dev avatar

You can send any signal manually including SIGSEGV and SIGABRT

Scoopta , in Think of the children
@Scoopta@programming.dev avatar

Some advice for process parents. Don’t be that kinda process that zombifies your children instead of letting them go, it’s very annoying and unhealthy.

andrew , in Think of the children
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Yes but sometimes their kids just talk forever, or they themselves just ignore the reality that their time has come, and we’ve got places to be. So the nice request comes with a deadline.

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

And don’t push your luck or I’ll go get Mr. Sysrq Reisub.

fsniper , in Think of the children

I wouldn't ever imagine to shed a tear for the processes I have killed in my whole life. I feel like a homicidal maniac.

Kolanaki , in ways to close vim
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Does unplugging the machine not work?

sagrotan ,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

I call my local energy provider and simply cancel my contract with immediate effect.

Ferk , in Think of the children
@Ferk@kbin.social avatar

be nice

What niceness level exactly?
The most nice I can be in my system is -20.. but being too nice to one process leaves others with less time and resources in their life.

GeorgiaHerrera , (edited ) in Okay, which one of you Java devs did this

Maybe I’m a dumb chicken, is it similar to apk 😂 😅

radiofreeval , in Think of the children
@radiofreeval@hexbear.net avatar

Bob decides he’s had enough shit and enters D state, never to return.

alr , in Think of the children

On the other hand, the OOM killer is worst of all: “kill process or sacrifice child.”

Solari , in Easy peasy

Just load up a Terraform template and all that is abstracted away.

jelloeater85 ,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

This guy fucks codes 😎

Solari ,

Accurate XD

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