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buh , in Merge then review
@buh@hexbear.net avatar

What if instead of continuous integration we had continuous Disintegration, where you code while listening to The Cure on repeat

FQQD , in Hacker pranks

Why are so many people down voting this? Seems like a fun tool to prank someone, ig

Not something I would actually use, though

nyan ,

Well, I downvoted it because I consider pranks to be Not Cool in general, having been a target of a number of mean-spirited ones when I was younger. Others’ mileage may vary.

shiveyarbles , in JavaScript's days are numbered

Cockroaches will go extinct before JavaScript is dead

nailbar ,

The last cockroach writes an AI in JavaScript to carry on the legacy

radiofreeval , in Think of the children
@radiofreeval@hexbear.net avatar

Bob decides he’s had enough shit and enters D state, never to return.

madkarlsson , in Okay, which one of you Java devs did this

Could have been funny if you weren’t comparing their generic plugin based IDE with one of the pre-set, python ones. The descriptions are fine.

This also ironically highlights exactly the horrors and the business model of the intellij IDEs but that’s a rant for another day

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

IntelliJ IDEA isn’t really more generic than PyCharm. It’s a Java IDE built on the generic IntelliJ platform. You can load different language plugins in both.

madkarlsson ,

It isn’t more generic than its the same IDE but with presets and plugins loaded already. Thats the point, sorry if that was unclear.

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

I mean IDEA has Java-specific stuff just like PyCharm has Python-specific stuff. As far as I understand, IDEA is just regarded as the default “catch-all” JetBrains IDE because it’s the oldest and most well-known, and probably most closely linked to the IntelliJ platform which spawned from it in the first place.

southsamurai , in I am God's greatest programmer
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why is the junior dev tied to the other one’s penis?

ButtCheekOnAStick ,

Because everyone sucks at drawing hands

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Bro that’s not where the penis is located on the body

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hey, I don’t body shame

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
backhdlp , in classic configure neovim experience
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

kickstart.nvim is one of the configs of all time

fluxion ,

I can also contest that this is a config

jmcs , in Schrödinger's date format

That’s a trick, it’s actually ISO 8601.

lambalicious ,
sbv , in Close to the next unlock in the speedtest app

maybe it will be fast this time

ThiefUserPermissions OP ,

Unlocks an extra megabit for you

sbv ,

worth

nogooduser , in They Need To Stop Doing This

And if you convince the project manager that it won’t work by telling them all the reasons why they come back a few days or weeks later asking why it won’t work.

Etterra , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

One monitor isn’t true neutral. It’s broke-ass bitch. That’s me. I’m a broke-ass bitch.

TheKingBee ,
@TheKingBee@lemmy.world avatar

If you don’t care about them matching, thrift stores can have some really good deals.

rmuk , (edited )

Even at thrift stores it’s usually not too hard to find a pair with matching size and resolution which are the two big considerations. Getting screens with identical pixel sizes makes all the difference.

lowered_lifted ,

I buy all my monitors on Craigslist because I am broke as hell and people unload 1080p monitors with chunky bezels cheaply

coloredgrayscale , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

Tilted 22 degree to maximize the potential line length that can be displayed.

gigazine.net/…/20211203-ideal-monitor-rotation-fo…

mindbleach ,

You tell the IT guy your webcam keeps falling off, and he’s gonna show up and commit violence. Only probably against you.

coloredgrayscale ,

First I have to tell him to configure the windows work laptop that way (for external screens)

Kolanaki , in me_irl
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I also panic when I can’t sleep.

pkill , in It's a mass extinction event

Rooting for Bevy so much rn

fuck_u_spez_in_particular ,

Yeah me too, but I think it’s not there yet, when you think out of a less programmer focused perspective, as most of the stuff in games is of artistic nature (which takes time to make, even with all the AI stuff) and otherwise simple game logic for most of these indie games. So something like an interactive GUI editor to “debug” is a must have for artists.

pkill ,

There’s still Fyrox too. But for those used to Unity’s ECS it’s OOP style might be deterring.

fuck_u_spez_in_particular ,

True, Fyrox often gets less love than e.g. Bevy (probably because the data-driven ECS pattern feels more idiomatic in Rust than OOP, and probably because it’s mostly a one-man-show as well)

acwern ,

Sadly don’t think Bevy’s going to benefit too much from this drama. Most people from Unity will want a more complete toolset and probably won’t be wanting to learn a whole new language. Can see a lot of indie devs making the switch over to Godot though

fernandu00 , (edited ) in Easy peasy

Last time I tried aws, took me like four hours to figure that I had to borrow another IP address (different than the ip I received when created the instance) in order point it at my domain. Took me a long time find that option in the menu too

Edit:added cohesion and some punctuation.

elbarto777 ,

Please use punctuation.

rinze ,
@rinze@infosec.pub avatar

The way it’s written fits very well with the madness that’s AWS, though.

fernandu00 ,

Sorry,I had just waken up and my lemmy app (jerboa) is terrible when erasing words…got some punctuation erased.

stembolts ,

This is difficult to read.

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