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Awkwardparticle , in Me after I got fired

A lot of you have a lot of faith in people reviewing PRs. I know a few Sr. developers, that if shit was too busy, would skim it and say 'fuck it, it will be QAs problem. If you put this in the correct sub-system in file that would only be executed once a month, for example a maintenance class, It would be really hard to notice something is wrong if it didn’t cause issues seen immediately. Maybe this is the story of an intern that added something that also fucked up boolean comparisons in a subsystem used once a month. Where there is a 2 week lag between the execution and operations noticing something wrong.

CosmicCleric ,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

{devs} would skim it and say 'fuck it, it will be QAs problem.

And then delays until code complete would eat up all of QA’s time so they have no real time left to test before app release into production.

pewgar_seemsimandroid , in Tough break, kid...

mm yes ai

Hazzia , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Y’all need to learn how to touch type, which is obviously the single and only issue with the viability of this as a normal practice.

Neil ,
@Neil@lemmy.ml avatar

I know how to touch type in Colemak but not Qwerty. Is this a sign of autism?

lawrence , in It's not DNS

The problem is the cache. Always.

seth , (edited ) in Me after I got fired

This is more evil than changing someone’s SSMS batch separator from GO to FROM or JOIN.

Prunebutt , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I prefer to type on an ergonomic keyboard thank you very much.

satanmat , in dotnet developer

But we’re an EDU!!!

victorz , in Whitespace

Wait until I tell y’all about const.

pineapplelover , in Happened to me multiple times

Open source ftw amiright boys

dejected_warp_core , in Every Family Dinner Now

Wait, y’all have parents that understand and/or care what you do for a living?

johannesvanderwhales , (edited )

Mine care, but they have no idea what I do since the process of enterprise software development is totally foreign to them.

SpaceNoodle ,

This image macro is clearly illustrating that they do not.

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

I spent a couple of years doing contract work in a team that built the APIs that ran behind a fairly complex site; they understood that I was helping build the site, but really didn’t get that I had nothing at all to do with the UI or content, and yes thank you for your suggestions about the layout but that’s not something that I can “just go fix it” because a) change control is a thing and b) that part of the site is maintained by an entirely different team, from a different company, and I don’t have access to their source code

Aria , in Bug Fixing

Somehow higher than 0% success rate.

fsr1967 , in Programming: The Horror Game

laughs in IntelliJ multi cursor mode

Eonandahalf , (edited )
fsr1967 ,

If you have multiple similar lines, you can perform the same editing on them all at once.

Maalus ,

It does get its uses. Mostly editing similar lines, multiple methods at the same time, etc. Makes you look like a ninja too

executivechimp ,
@executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

What’s the joke? VSCode has multi cursor.

fsr1967 ,

With multiple cursors, we can see more of the dungeon, uh, I mean code.

fckreddit , in Sometimes things do go your way

And then you wake up.

AnActOfCreation , (edited ) in Fitbit Clock Face
@AnActOfCreation@programming.dev avatar
Tyfon , in You can have anything you wan...

I don’t understand, isn’t it what is required for junior positions these days, every manager would tell you that they also required soft skills. His wish won’t even land him a job.

CowsLookLikeMaps OP ,

All they had to wish for was to know COBOL. Job guaranteed.

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