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catlover , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

git commit -m ‘initial commit’

git commit --amend

git commit --amend

git commit --amend

git commit --amend

git commit --amend

Sage1918 ,

It’s all fun and games until a git push slides in between…

EmergMemeHologram ,

Always use --force, far fewer errors that way.

I also use git reset instead of merge. It keeps history more linear.

Sage1918 ,
  • –force-with-lease
Norgur , in Rust project startup kit

So I watched a few guides and did all that... what now? Would you think a shopping list app is doable for my knowledge after this? It looks really hard compared to NorgurOS... :(

sirico , in Rust project startup kit
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Let me on the Linux kernel irq I can redo the whole thing!

nintendiator , in What you are according to you fav language

What? No HTML?

Jakylla ,
@Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar

HTML: You are not a nerd

Edit: OH MY GOD what did you just share !!!

nintendiator ,

what did you just share !!!

Power.

Beware: might cause maniacal laughter.

fl42v ,

Dude, I just woke up the whole house 🤣

ThrowawayPermanente , in 4 billion if statements

Let’s be real though, everything is IF statements all the way down

Th4tGuyII ,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

There's not a single thing in this universe that cannot be accomplished with enough IF statements... as long as you've got infinite time to wait

firecat ,

The problem with if is the answer comes from user. There’s no mathematical reason or scientific explanation, only programmer who thinks the answer should include the subject.

Th4tGuyII ,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

True...

But even on a more metaphorical level, every single thing that has or will happen in this universe, down to even the smallest quantum fluctuations could be encapsulated into IF statements as long as you had enough of them.

corsicanguppy , in Release notes of an open source app. Someone is pretty mad at Canonical for Snap

Having worked with Unix and Linux for 29 years, some of it deep in os security, I strongly believe

  • canonical is good at hiding the fact they’re evil as hell
  • snap is a bag o shite

Cheers to this guy.

AVincentInSpace ,

Canonical wants to be Microsoft so bad

hightrix , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

GitHub desktop Stan here. Been a software engineer for over a decade and still love my UI tools. GitHub desktop is good enough 99% of the time.

felbane , in Need a rust version too.

Rust: You declare the castle type as unsafe and then search for a crate with a rescue_princess function. You discover the princess you rescued is a femboy wolfkin named Pawws. You now have pubic lice and an inexplicable smug sense of superiority.

ryry1985 , in isEven API

I love that it works and the ads are pretty good.

DieguiTux8623 , in me_irl

The worst case is when someone requires changes, you address them, but then they disappear/go on a leave.

If the repository rules require all conversations to be resolved before merging and only the original reviewer can mark them as solved, the PR is stuck forever even if the rest of the team approves it.

Blamemeta ,

At that point, you get your team lead to go in the repo settings and unblock it.

magic_lobster_party ,

Plot twist: it’s the team lead who goes on a leave

storcholus ,

That sounds like something you bring up in the retro

DieguiTux8623 ,

When the person came back from the leave I made some passive aggressive remark, hope this is enough 🤣

ohlaph ,

Have you tried ignoring their PRs for a few weeks?

OneCardboardBox , in Welcome to the wonderful world of code obfuscation

Interesting that your days are 1-indexed. What happens on nullday?

xmunk ,

Zat is vhen ve party!

coloredgrayscale ,

Undefined

koper ,

Reserved for future use

PepeLivesMatter , in Merge then review
@PepeLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

Developers: “Move fast and break things.”

Things: break

Developers: surprised Pikachu face

Waraugh ,

Except instead it’s: Developers: fuck ops, they stuck at their job

MagicShel , in Welcome to the wonderful world of code obfuscation

I’d make it a named function for clarity and testability and proceed to give zero shits how it is implemented. I would unironically write this code if it worked, but I wouldn’t inline it to reduce the cognitive load of reading it.

Cosmicomical ,

This, and maybe a couple of unit tests

TheSlad ,

7 unit tests should be enough I think

Cosmicomical ,

Lol i can't lie, it took me a while to get the joke. I feel so dumb

SpasmodicColon , in GoOn
@SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net avatar

127.0.0.1, I’m an introvert

Seasm0ke , in GoOn
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