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uis , in What it's like to be a developer in 2024

How did google manage to be worse than yandex?

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/d83c34c2-8195-4856-aeea-da36e9d90f64.webp

nucleative ,

By rewarding mysterious “quality content” indicators that SEOs know how to game with shit people absolutely do not perceive as quality.

drathvedro ,

That’s the closest one so far, actually.

Ironfacebuster , in StackGPT

Hey gpt, how do I split a list object in C#?

“Question marked as duplicate: '‘How do I create a variable in Python’”

What? That doesn’t help at all.

“You seem to be confused. You asked how to split a list in C#, and I provided information on how to create a variable in Python”

owenfromcanada , in Take.Out.The.(Garbage|Cat)*
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Your mama so fat
She can’t store files greater than 4GB

xlash123 ,
@xlash123@sh.itjust.works avatar

My mama was fat, but now she is exfat

qwertyqwertyqwerty , in Demand ad companies take security seriously first and maybe we'll talk.

I swear I’m about done with YT. The ads are long, overabundant, irrelevant, and timed specifically to fuck with people in the middle of specific segments of content. I mean, I keep getting ads for Oppenheimer for the past four days. I already own Oppenheimer - and Google knows this. My Google account is linked to my MoviesAnywhere account, they have this information. What is the point of “targeted” advertisements if they net the advertiser zero value? Is Google just messing with users trying to block their ads at this point?

Nougat ,

I am enjoying Freetube on desktop, and I just don't watch videos on my phone.

0x0 ,

Haven’t seen ads in ages… Firefox on linux with uBlock origin.

30p87 ,

Also, Firefox Nightly with uBlock on Android, and Piped as frontend for YouTube anyway.

red_rising ,

Half the point of ads these days isn’t to advertise to you, it’s to piss you off enough to upgrade to a paid plan. If they happen to also make money from the adverts, then that’s just an added bonus.

qwertyqwertyqwerty ,

I’ll never pay. I’ve spent so much money of failed Google products at this point they owe me YT premium for life. If they make bypassing ads impossible I’ll just stop watching.

red_rising ,

I feel the same. I don’t do ads. If a product doesn’t have an ad-free product that I’m willing to pay for, then that product doesn’t exist for me. Similarly, if a paid product decides to introduce ads (I’m looking at you Amazon) I’m immediately cancelling.

Ensign_Crab ,

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-01-12

I’d say we haven’t got to all-despising baby skull yet, but youtube still keeps trying to recommend Joe Rogan.

grue ,

If the baby skull is all-despising, doesn’t that mean it isn’t bigoted anymore and is thus paradoxically suboptimal?

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You’re not kidding. My girlfriend started talking about this until I straight up told her to stop. She already has ublock on pc she knows there’s a way, she’s just willing to pay to not have ads on her YouTube TV app because they’re frustrating.

melpomenesclevage ,

your gf is kind of a tool and needs to crack or replace her TV.

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Eh I get what you mean even if it does sound sorta mean and I don’t entirely disagree. I would just call it ignorance, she wasn’t aware that you could get cracked apps for tvs or that just hooking up your pc to the TV is an easier alternative to all of that. Now she knows and she’s all about it.

Were planning to move in together soonish and I told her I would handle all the techside of stuff and that she can just let me know what she wants and I’ll do it.

melpomenesclevage ,

yeah I’m usually the ‘I will make your machines stop using you’ friend. which is probably why I’m so bitter about people putting up with this shit.

31337 ,

Smarttube works well on my android TV. Comes with adblock and sponsorblock enabled. I’d bet my TV is spying on me in some way, so yeah, PC and TV disconnected from the Internet would probably be better.

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

She has a roku TV which I’ve read a bit about cracking but it sounds sorta annoying. Once we move in I’m planning to get a projector and hook it up to a mini pc with a wireless small mouse and keyboard. We mostly use it for movie nights anyways.

nytrixus ,

That is essentially the existence of marketers in general.

I can’t remember the last time I’ve bought a product because a commercial was successful in getting me to. Every commercial anymore is just to annoy. Annoy you with things you obviously wouldn’t want to buy. Annoy you with the knowledge that instead of paying the people running the company fairer wages, they invest millions into making said stupid commercial. As well as not improving the product or service in any conceivable way. That’s all it is.

theangryseal ,

Some of the sponsored shit is crazy too.

I was watching a video on a timeline of events with Puff Daddy and it hit this one part that went something like, “the young man said that Diddy wanted to play with his anus. Which reminds me of our sponsor, the law offices of so and so. Life is unpredictable and you or your loved ones could get molested too. If that happens you’ll need legal representation! Our sponsor will represent you…”.

Holy shit my brain shorted on that one.

charonn0 ,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

Install SponsorBlock.

vk6flab , in He revealed the secrets !
@vk6flab@lemmy.radio avatar

As an aside, I recall the early days when @SwiftOnSecurity was purposely ambiguous about the distinction between the artist Taylor Swift and their technology tweets. It was delicious to see confused responses.

At some point it changed. Not sure what triggered that. I have a vague memory of a stroke, but I might be misremembering.

BlushedPotatoPlayers , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

Have you tried tiny macros with q and @? Syntax highlighting? Z-folds? Or turn vi into a hex editor with :%!xxd ?

If that doesn’t work, try :divorce

argh_another_username , in Microsoft 365?

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Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. He rises again!

RustyShackleford ,
@RustyShackleford@programming.dev avatar

Long may he reign.

EmilyIsTrans , in New language
@EmilyIsTrans@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Just use Kotlin

force , (edited )

Just use Scala*** ((objectively better language¹))

  1. scala does not support breaking out of loops, it does errors on early returns, uses parentheses for array indexing, compiles extremely slowly, …
ShadyGrove ,

Just use Clojure****

treechicken OP ,
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

This is literally how this all started for us lol. Senior wanted to try to migrate everything to Kotlin in our project. Migration never finished. Now one of our major repos is just half Kotlin half Java. Devs on our team learn Kotlin by unexpectedly encountering it when they need to touch that code.

monsieur_hackerman ,

Maybe it’s because I know both languages but is that really a big issue for people? The interop is great, and kotlin is very readable, so the cost of context switching between the two is miniscule.

Some people have an extreme aversion to learning new things though. I feel that holding yourself to the standards and limits of your lowest performers isn’t a great thing.

masterspace ,

Sounds like you’re making progress, your devs are slowly learning a better language that will let them work faster and will soon be able to help port the rest of the codebase and then you can really accelerate when no one needs to touch or know Java.

treechicken OP ,
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

I really hope so. Last code I reviewed was full of !! and companion objects trying to emulate Java static instead of top-level consts. Even I’m still trying to figure out what idiomatic Kotlin looks like. We got a ways to go…

mstrk ,

Doesn’t Kotlin has interoperability with Java? I didn’t used it much yet but I’m about to in a few months. Is it that difficult to just refactor things to Kotlin when you need to change something in the project? I’m asking because I just can’t work with verbose languages and would prefer Kotlin to Java everyday.

treechicken OP ,
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

The interoperability is both a blessing and a curse imo since it let us half-ass the integration by leaving a bunch of Java code unconverted. I could start refactoring everything but then my team would stop reviewing my PRs due to the diff size (and then my manager would eventually find out that I’ve been using up work time doing this instead of shipping features during crunch week).

I really much prefer Kotlin to Java. I just wish my team had actually had a commitment to it instead of just sorta using it with no migration plan.

airbreather , in Your scrunglebop is disponscabulated

Rockwell Retro Encabulator: youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w

zqwzzle ,

Updated hyperencabulator m.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo

BorgDrone ,
space , in Skill issue

Skill issue of the developer to fix it or skill issue of the submitter?

Baizey ,

Yes

KombatWombat ,

This could probqbly an alias for “user error”.

Trainguyrom , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......

Hey, this must be that self-documenting code I keep hearing about

018118055 , in Whoa there buddy, calm down

There are some cases involving plausible deniability where game theory tells you should beat the person until dead even if they give up their keys, since there might be more.

MotoAsh ,

I mean, I’d definitely do it to SBF if his crap wasn’t cleaned out already. Though admittedly I’d largely keep going just because this world DESPERATELY needs fewer SBF types in it…

kamen , in Gamedev is Easy

Yep, easy as that, just that each method takes months.

ryehypernova ,
@ryehypernova@lemmy.ml avatar

or years in some cases

RandomVideos ,

How are you implementing bug catching and autofixing in a couple of months

kamen ,

Yeah, that part is a bit iffy, but managers and product owners will believe it.

some_guy , in programmer job in a nutshell

Oh shit. That’s the secret weapon that will get me ahead of my colleagues! I can’t believe I’d never thought of it.

Rai , in After all, Why shouldn't i use Excel as my database?

That is super funny!

I checked on Apple Music and it’s showing normal titles as well.

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