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ImpossibleRubiksCube , in Cistercian Hexadecimal

Is that written on… toilet paper?

over_clox OP ,

LOL, no, just a mini drawing pad.

swordsmanluke ,

Where will you be, when inspiration strikes?

30p87 ,

What the heck do you use as toilet paper?

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

Finest silk dresses.

I’m sure I’m not the only one to make this economical move. After COVID hit, TP was hella expensive.

sj_zero , in Would you agree?

I mean.... More computers run Linux or gun hurd than virtually any other OS at this point... Virtually every phone, virtually every smart device -- my smart light bulbs run Linux! My ptz camera ran Linux! A lot of smart televisions run Linux!

comfortable_doug , in has JavaScript lied to us ?
@comfortable_doug@hexbear.net avatar

It’s more likely to be the other way around

somegeek , in using gpu with linux experience

This is so true. I still think opensuse is great but it didn’t work out for me AT ALL. almost anything I tried to do faced with issues.

muleunchangedstarved OP , in using gpu with linux experience

Ok I did it! opencl works and computer has gui. nice and updated

docAvid , in The legend

The Copper Throne, the Throne of Cords.

ArmokGoB , in The legend

We did it. We found the archlinux.

darcy , in I think I'm switching, I like the new UI
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

vim :)

BearJCC , in Hours of work

Jokes on them I charge by the hour

jet ,

I was about to say. Rejoice! If this is a client these are billable hours

sip ,

yea, but it stops being fun when they say it’s a bug and it’s always supposed to work like that.

jet ,

Then it’s a valuable lesson in writing your client contracts and your work change order templates.

If you bid per project you need to have clear milestones and sign-offs. If you bill per hour then it’s not issue.

ExtraMedicated , in Hours of work

3 months ago:

“Can you comfirm that each user account can have no more than one of these entities?”

“Yes. Definitely.”

Today:

“Oh by the way, we have some users who need to have multiple entities. Can you fix it?”

eluvatar ,

Oof

theKalash ,

I’m in the exact same boat right now.

Also this change from 1:1 to 1:n entity was like one “minor” feature in a rather larger list of feature requests. It so far has caused more work then all the other features combined.

FuntyMcCraiger ,

Or worse, it was an n:1 and they want it n:n

agressivelyPassive ,

And months later you’ll find out, that your change completely fucks over some internal optimizer statistic and causes the DB to turn into lava.

I definitely don’t know that, because of several hour long outages and millions of lost revenue.

jadero ,

I eventually learned to never trust any restrictions on the user.

I quickly learned to make sure everyone had a copy of decisions made, so that I could charge by the hour for changes. I eventually learned to include examples of what would and would not be possible in any specification or change order.

sphericth0r ,

Even worse, they'll claim it was a bug

sip ,

this is ongoing now. Our “creators” were supposed to be “matched” for a “job” based on “skills”, not “skill”. pure chaos

federalreverse , in The legend

Guise! You can have this man curse at you! Edit sudoers to add this:


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peopleproblems , in Hours of work

3 years and $5m down the drain for something we just got in production this year.

Could have been worse?

Duke_Nukem_1990 , in Hours of work

Thats what end of life-ing your products is for 😎

Jerkface ,

How about end of life-ing your client?

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

😎

marswarrior , in Not Mine; Enjoy
@marswarrior@lemmy.world avatar

This is truly the best way to Rickroll someone. We’ve reached new heights. I like it.

phi1997 ,

In a sense, it's the only way

alexcoder04 , in “Hire me”
@alexcoder04@programming.dev avatar

Hell, I already sat down three times and tried to figure out what this React thing is. Couldn‘t make it. Using Svelte now and being happy.

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Yeah he’s a big svelte fan.

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