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eochaid , in Oh yay new features
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

This is why I feel Becky Chambers should be the future of Sci-Fi.

ImpossibleRubiksCube , in Oh yay new features

This is a subtle jab at Meta, isn’t it.

StarLuigi ,
@StarLuigi@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What did they do this time?

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

Well, I mean, there’s the whole “Metaverse” thing, and it’s been more than a decade since I read Snow Crash but I recall it being, pretty clearly, a cautionary tale…

dbilitated OP ,
@dbilitated@aussie.zone avatar

I don’t think the metaverse was the part they were warning about… I think it was the hypercapitalism and corporations taking over control from the government’s

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

What bugs me is that this is literally a corporation’s most basic function.

dbilitated OP , (edited )
@dbilitated@aussie.zone avatar

can literally be sued if they don’t put profits above all else. it’s insane.

edit: fact check says, misleading, see source below

jonsnothere ,

That’s not quite true: nytimes.com/…/corporations-dont-have-to-maximize-…

JaxNakamura ,

Thanks for the clarification.

The last sentence of the article however, shows why that’s not much of a consolation:

In other words, it is activist hedge funds and modern executive compensation practices — not corporate law — that drive so many of today’s public companies to myopically focus on short-term earnings; cut back on investment and innovation; mistreat their employees, customers and communities; and indulge in reckless, irresponsible and environmentally destructive behaviors.

dbilitated OP ,
@dbilitated@aussie.zone avatar

cheerfully withdrawn, thank you for the information

NPC ,

Exist and that’s plenty

nintendiator ,

What isn’t, nowadays?

MargotRobbie ,

Obvious jabs at Meta, of course.

ImpossibleRubiksCube , in using gpu with linux experience

To be fair, I had this happen to me once with Nvidia’s open drivers and I switched back to the default… but just once, and either way if you do it properly and you won’t have to worry about this stuff. It was an easy fix to switch back that took all of five minutes away from me—and that’s if you count the boot time. You shouldn’t.

Ullallulloo , (edited ) in “Hire me”
@Ullallulloo@civilloquy.com avatar 

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Me too. I’ll take my salary now, please.

Edit: Lemmy stripped out my rickroll. :(

WackyTabbacy42069 ,

Sucks that your rick roll got taken from you. I understand how hard it must feel, so please know that I’m never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you

jarfil , in “Hire me”

Bah, 2 whole days? I learned React in 1 day!.. then another, and another, and then I got a book, and a few years later… I learned how to fix whatever ChatGPT spits out in React in 2 days!

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

This person also lectured me on using AI to write code. Saying it was better than a human (in 2023), and that it made him senior level. They practically mocked me when I told them ChatGPT was pretty bad at coding.

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

I hesitate to think of the industry he’s in.

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Oh, he’s a “Full Stack Developer”

… and currently unemployed.

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

Oh thank God.

jarfil ,

Hey, I used to be a “Full Stack Developer”… then I took an arro… went part blind, had a couple heart attacks, got burned out… and still learned how to fix the ChatGPT stuff in 2 days! 😄

…and am currently on disability 😬

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Something tells me you’ve got an interesting story… about arrows?

Hazzia ,

I’d say something about them being the type of person to think that just because the car’s running it means the engineering is top-tier, but then again I’d be surprised if he actually bothered really testing the code before saying that shit.

Either way, they sound like a genius and like one day they’re going to become the CTO of a hot new startup that will eventually replace Amazon on the Big Tech leaderboard.

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

I wish them that kind of luck.

jarfil , in Just a Normal Sprint Planning -_-

Who’s gonna reverse-sort that kanban into a linked list b-tree?

hellishharlot , in Sometimes there is a better choice than Javascript

PHP dynamic sites, Ruby on Rails, or MVC in whatever language works for you is really what we should be doing

over_clox OP , in Cistercian Hexadecimal

For background reference…

piped.video/watch?v=9p55Qgt7Ciw

Apologies as I don’t know anywhere else to post this right now, and I also realize it shouldn’t be taken seriously in terms of programming.

Where should I post this?

bluekieran ,

Is the a lemmy wotsit for /r/mildlyinteresting/? Just turn it the right way around first, please.

over_clox OP ,

Yeah, about that. Lemmy turned it that way, it’s oriented right on my phone and it also posted to Discord the right way. 🤷‍♂️

ImpossibleRubiksCube , in Cistercian Hexadecimal

Is that written on… toilet paper?

over_clox OP ,

LOL, no, just a mini drawing pad.

swordsmanluke ,

Where will you be, when inspiration strikes?

30p87 ,

What the heck do you use as toilet paper?

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

Finest silk dresses.

I’m sure I’m not the only one to make this economical move. After COVID hit, TP was hella expensive.

sj_zero , in Would you agree?

I mean.... More computers run Linux or gun hurd than virtually any other OS at this point... Virtually every phone, virtually every smart device -- my smart light bulbs run Linux! My ptz camera ran Linux! A lot of smart televisions run Linux!

comfortable_doug , in has JavaScript lied to us ?
@comfortable_doug@hexbear.net avatar

It’s more likely to be the other way around

somegeek , in using gpu with linux experience

This is so true. I still think opensuse is great but it didn’t work out for me AT ALL. almost anything I tried to do faced with issues.

muleunchangedstarved OP , in using gpu with linux experience

Ok I did it! opencl works and computer has gui. nice and updated

docAvid , in The legend

The Copper Throne, the Throne of Cords.

ArmokGoB , in The legend

We did it. We found the archlinux.

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