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ClassifiedPancake , in Just a dad helping out

500 per pixel is my rate

MagicShel , (edited ) in Just a dad helping out

It’s one website. How much could it cost, £500?

general_kitten ,

What website weighs 500 pounds?!

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Probably a local gym.

SlopppyEngineer ,

The most important thing is what you’ll get. A few static pages and stock images with the watermark still present, sure. Beyond that the meter starts running.

hypeerror ,

Here’s some money, go build a JStor

Mikina , in Just a dad helping out

I mean, if it’s **just ** a normal screen-sized website, that already makes it a lot easier. Not having to deal with responsiveness bullshit would make webdev a lot better experience. That is assuming “normal screen” means 1920*1080, or whatever is the median screen size.

pastermil ,

To be fair, using flex box (which is the default in many modern framework) would make responsiveness a breeze these days.

Ahardyfellow ,

One day I’ll learn flex and be able to make nice responsive displays, but until then Bootstrap it is.

pastermil ,

Whichever works for you!

MajorHavoc ,

It only needs to look good on whatever screen size the client’s CEO’s favorite administrative director uses, when she checks on it, on a Friday evening, seven weeks after delivery (but still well before I’ll ever see my $500.00…)

Wish me luck guessing the screen size…

bruhduh , in rm -rf /
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Crowdstrike?

bulwark , in Just a dad helping out

Do you guys have any idea how expensive a website is with a Large Screen size?

zqwzzle , in rm -rf /

Why not ‘git clean -dxf’?

cupcakezealot , in rm -rf /
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

ew french language pack gross

DecentM , in Just a dad helping out
@DecentM@lemmy.ml avatar

Well he did just say designing, so lucky there. I’ll send over some wireframes, sure

RustyNova , in rm -rf /

Delete container, rebuild container. Sometimes it’s just useful to clean up all the mess of cache files

MonkderVierte , (edited ) in Just a dad helping out

Static, low-js, HTML tags used-as-intended, some basic CSS for formatting, responsivity and dark/light. Modern-looking accessible webpage from scratch done in half a day.

Btw, github.com/…/awesome-motherfucking-website

sgibson5150 , in rm -rf /

Hey, sometimes you need to hose out the cruft.

Why yes, I do maintain a legacy application that still stores user files in Program Files in blatent violation of 15 years of Windows best practices and continues to be done contrary to my repeated advice, why do you ask?

not_woody_shaw , in Be careful opening suspicious links in your mailbox

That’s fine, I won’t even see it until somebody asks me on slack if I saw their email.

Barzaria , in rm -rf /

I always use this command as $rm -fr and read it as remove, for real

reboot6675 , in rm -rf /

Another one of this kind is rm -rf node_modules && npm install

taiyang , in Just a dad helping out

My dad does this, and I made a few bucks thanks to WordPress. Really, more thanks to Elementor because you can make a pretty snazzy website for cheap and the layman has no it took 2 hours to put together with templates. Lol

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