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BorgDrone , in Int and bool walk into a bar

Thermostatic shower mixers are not a thing where you live?

NikkiNikkiNikki ,

Not common in the US I believe, or at least I haven't heard or seen one of them.

You just gotta "guess" what's correct and then feel the water coming out

BorgDrone ,

Weird, they are super common here in the Netherlands. Not expensive either. You just set it to a temperature and it’ll keep it constant.

NikkiNikkiNikki ,

now I want one

Haus ,
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

If I'm thinking of the same device, the one I used in Sweden and Norway, it's fantastic. It's in the shower itself, so you don't have to contend with 30m of cold pipes between a less effective water heater and the nozzle.

BorgDrone ,

I can highly recommend it. Get a good name-brand one, like Grohe. Example.

mercano ,
@mercano@lemmy.world avatar

In the house I grew up in, you’d also have to hope no one flushed the downstairs toilet. If so, the cold water pressure would suddenly drop, leaving a lot more hot water coming out of the shower head.

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mustardman ,

I knew this was going to be the link and was imagining the Mozart part at the end

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony, not Mozart.

No ill intent, I just like classical music :)

mustardman ,

And here I was thinking I was cultured.

BorgDrone ,

Also not a problem with a thermostatic mixer. The temperature stays the same, you just get less water pressure for a while.

noobnarski ,

Yeah, I havent had a problem setting the shower temperature since I live in a house that has one.

Its great.

TheTrueLinuxDev , in Int and bool walk into a bar

How it really works:


<span style="color:#323232;">mpf_t temperature;
</span>

If confused...It’s arbitrary sized floating precision number provided in LibGMP and you can find more information about mpf_t here.

roi , in npm ruin dev

Did you mean “npm run”?

Hubi , in CoPilot is muslim

The code is compiling, alhamdulillah

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Error: Haram statement detected in line 57.

yum13241 ,

Error on line 421: Crappy memes detected, cannot compile, you are on your own, I’m bailing out. Good luck. You’ll need it!

radiofreeval , in The superior bracket style
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JazzAlien , in Int and bool walk into a bar

Temperature would never be false so this is pretty stupid

sour , (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

shower only has 2 temperatures

coco , in Bleeding edge tech

Irony i love you !!

mojo , in Int and bool walk into a bar

Shouldn’t it be a float that goes between 0 and 1 instead of an int. In this situation they’d be the same thing, considering 1 would be max lol.

MaggiWuerze ,

So you only shower with 1° cold water? Or could the int maybe represent something like 40°C?

sup4rawr ,

but degrees aren’t integers, you can definitely also shower at 40,5°C

jcg ,

Not to overdissect a meme, but it really should be an unsigned byte since that’s what the digitiser would probably have as an input or output.

mojo ,

The temperature handle is either off or maxed out in this scenario. Not the temperature.

MaggiWuerze ,

Yeah, that’s why it says “supposed to work”

wieli99 ,

You’re getting down voted, but you’re right lol

MaggiWuerze ,

Yeah, don’t know why people would describe temperature on a 0-1 scale

uphillbothways , in Recursion
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Step in front of the train: Tell your manager this whole project is dumb, provide a list of reasons why it's a bad idea and explain you are prepared to resign rather than enable its further development.

jetsetdorito , in Int and bool walk into a bar

How using someone else’s shower works:

int temperature = rand()

chicken , in Recursion

Just keep doubling forever until the number is more than everyone alive, free s-risk emergency button.

lugal ,

This might cause a buffer overload that crashes the programming and we can escape the matrix together once and for all

TheWoozy ,

But what if we are all NPCs?

lugal ,

In that case I hope someone has a backup

scarrtt , in Int and bool walk into a bar

I travel a lot and I swear I’ve never seen the same shower design twice. There’s so many different freakin’ ways to deliver a stream of water to your head and they nearly all require some level of finessing. I’m assuming it all stems from an 1800s court case about patents but fuck that judge and everyone involved that day

thehatfox ,
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

It seems that hotels somehow always install the most obscure and convoluted shower designs. I’ve never had too much trouble with showers in people’s homes, but every time I shower in a hotel room I feel like I’m trying to operate an oddly temperamental steam engine.

statues_lasers , in Recursion

Modern financial system in one picture.

Aux , in Recursion

THE MORE THE MERRIER!!!

TheObserver , in Recursion
@TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Double it and I’ll do it myself

phorq ,

Yeah, who even needs a trolley?

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