Father material

not_again , 10 months ago

When to fork a child.

milkjug , 10 months ago

Ah, the ol’ Brainfuck, aka the new PHP of 2034.

ShrimpsIsBugs , 10 months ago

The only thing she’s mad about is that he wants to code in brainfuck

TheBigMike , 10 months ago

I honestly forgot where this meme was posted and thought it was a really weird shitpost.

vrkr , 10 months ago

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/6707048f-a18f-40b3-8fde-6e7f0f0dc1eb.jpeg

Synctrex , 10 months ago

How to kill child with fork?

MarkusMagMagenbrot , 10 months ago

I did not notice which community this post is from for way too long.

hglman , 10 months ago

No one who wants to write brainfuck would admit they need help.

magic_lobster_party , 10 months ago

-[--->+<]>-----.+[--->++++<]>.-------.----.--[--->+<]>--.++++[->+++<]>.--[--->+<]>-.-[--->++<]>--.---.+++++++.++++.---[->+++++<]>.

superkret , 10 months ago

ah, yes
nods knowingly

ImpossibleRubiksCube , 10 months ago

You forgot to carry your two.

LeateWonceslace , 10 months ago

Which is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I’ve been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.

thepianistfroggollum , 10 months ago

Why not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?

nyan , 10 months ago

'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can’t even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you’re going to learn brainfuck.

“Worse than COBOL.” This is a terrifying concept. 😱

hglman , 10 months ago

Brainfuck is dead easy to learn, its incredibly hard to use.

leviosa , 10 months ago

brainfuck is a member of an exclusive club of languages where it’s much easier to write a compiler for it than to read a program written in it.

snor10 , 10 months ago

It’s exclusive for a reason.

SaintWacko , 10 months ago

Do they really need to? It’s sort of a cry for help on its own 😛

Nioxic , 10 months ago

My guess woild be… only chatgpt can do it.

And honestly, thats good enough