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lemmyng , in TCP vs UDP
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So TCP ACK is the backwash?

errer ,

No gross backwash with UDP, guaranteed!

realbadat , in TCP vs UDP

Well this is going in my “basics of networking” presentation.

msage ,

There is a bigger one, with more networking terms, but I can’t find it right now :|

realbadat ,

If you do find it let me know, I’d love to see it! I really do have about 20 hours of training in networking I give to folks, and since it’s literally 20 hours of information, I like to put in fun stuff.

Like a picture of a facemask I added during COVID with “stay at 127.0.0.1, don’t 255.255.255.255”. Super cheesy but at least it’s a mental distraction from information overload haha

msage ,

I believe it was this one link

realbadat ,

Phenomenal, thank you!

funkless_eck ,

could you share it to us laymen internet strangers?

realbadat ,

Right now it’s got some private info in there, but I’ve been meaning to make it sanitized to share, so I’ll let you know

mexicancartel , in TCP vs UDP

Maybe i have to disagree a little bit. UDP won’t drop packets intentionally or TCP don’t prevent dropping of packets.

So UDP is like an introvert who ordered pizza and got 4 of 6 peices but kept silent and eat what he got

And TCP is like the extrovert who complained and got the next two peices

LordCrom , in TCP vs UDP

Surprisingly accurate

uhN0id , in TCP vs UDP

This might be my favorite joke here yet. Best part is it’s not really even a joke.

nodoze313 , in TCP vs UDP

UDP cares about the target, it doesn’t care if it gets there, more like broadcast.

blek , in Saw 37 the software Dev

hey, an empty file is also a valid program. it does nothing. (like me :p)
blek , in Absolute legend

the guy who contributed to proprietary software

blek , in What it's like to be a developer in 2024

i wonder how much effort would it take to index all official documentation pages & stackoverflow, and push it into one big search engine

vantuz , in TCP vs UDP

comic version

burt , in Got no time to code

I feel this in my bones.

penquin , in Naming is hard

“please use our spyware so we can syphon more of your personal info to get more quarterly profit… We are begging you. See how many apps we have for mail?”

HootinNHollerin ,

Poutlook

thenextguy , in Naming is hard

And we suck at it.

Toes , in Got no time to code

“hey we really need to launch that project by 9am IST, can you please monitor the rollout and fix any issues that arise? Also please have a full report for the daily standup that morning here. CEO will be in the meeting. And no overtime, budget is tight.”

SpaceNoodle ,

“I guess I can’t, then.”

henfredemars ,

Underrated. It’s important to communicate that the parameters of the request cannot be satisfied as soon as possible. It might be a simple mistake from someone without a technical background who should instead be finding more resources first.

palordrolap ,

More mistakes happen when you're in a rush. That's the nature of the beast.

At least the deadline's not arbitrary.

... Oh.

TurtleTourParty ,

You get paid for overtime?

Toes ,

Does a pizza party and bowling count?

SzethFriendOfNimi , in Serverless and homeless

I have free credits I’m not using for fear of forgetting some task and having to foreclose my home to cover the bill.

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