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charonn0 , (edited ) in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
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For some reason this specific graphic has always been one of my favorite parts of this movie.

Edit: I love the internet sometimes www.youtube.com/watch?v=94jIQm0YcCs

ptz OP ,
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Same. I’m a big fan of interactive schematic views in general. There’s a few more (when the door locks go down and when Lex boots them back up) that are almost as cool.

BlueLineBae , in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
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LordPassionFruit ,

God damn it, I hate this hacker crap!

shalafi , in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Saving this one for next time I’m on call for weekend monitoring.

koncertejo , in STOP DOING DEPENDENCY INJECTION

As an audio engineer, I was very confused about what this had to do with Direct Injection for a second.

4am , in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

“Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!”

jubilationtcornpone , in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Alright. Which jackass pushed to prod on a Friday?

ptz OP ,
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In all the recent cases of this happening to me, it’s networking that pushed to prod on a Friday. lol

jubilationtcornpone ,

Last time it was the data team.

“We’ll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It’ll be fine and no one will even notice .”

Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed.

knightly ,
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It was a Saturday, but I was on-call when Networking shit the bed. One of the main trunk lines degraded and they took almost five minutes to switchover to backup 'cuz their automated degredation monitoring was on a five-minute interval. XD

brygphilomena , in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Assign to maintenance. I don’t fix fences.

ptz OP ,
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Love it.

cupcakezealot , in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
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it’s alright it’s just a planned maintenance window nothing bad will happen

xmunk , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Converted more tests to use the correct handle.

evening_push579 , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Lol test

groet , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

1.1

eskuero , in Added Bugs to Keep my job
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Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9

JoMiran , in I just love pain
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We never make minor production changes on Fridays or right before holidays. It is always a bad move because if you get into trouble your odds of not being able to teach the necessary resources are greatly increased.

Major production changes are only done during a scheduled downtime which is planned well in advance to make sure everyone is available, including third party vendors.

sabreW4K3 ,
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Shout-out to you because every Friday/Saturday when I check the Play Store, it seems like every app has an update.

PapstJL4U ,
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and on the other side is game dev, where it is kind of expected to get content before weekend…and the reason they are paid well, right? right? >_>

Toes , in I just love pain

The Friday button should take your finger

mako , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Fix 3

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