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GregorTacTac , in Callbacks
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

No red circle please

exocrinous ,

The red circle is helpful for me because Stack Overflow’s UI is garbage. I always read the post, and then read the thing under the post, which is a bunch of nerds nitpicking over TLAs instead of an actual answer. Every time I open that site I forget that the answers are underneath the neckbeards, because it’s so unintuitive.

Schal330 , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Removed double quotes, added single quotes

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

someone later on -m “removed single quotes, added double quotes”

QuazarOmega ,

More commits == More money!!!

gravitas_deficiency ,

Real talk: I have worked at a company where an exec briefly had the bright idea to rank developers on number of commits made.

You can imagine how that turned out.

He wasn’t an exec for very long.

QuazarOmega ,

lmaoo, I can’t believe someone actually did that and was serious about it.
I’m already imagining commits piling up with comments like:

  • “add a newline”
  • “move function up”
  • “rename variable users to user_list”
  • “Revert previous commit”
  • “no John, it’s user_list and that’s it, don’t you dare change it again”

He wasn’t an exec for very long.

Good riddance I guess

gravitas_deficiency ,

Oh, no, we can do better.

Every single line of every single PR is an individual commit. And never squash-commit.

QuazarOmega ,

Talk about atomic commits

gravitas_deficiency ,

If you really want to nuke it from orbit: do it for every character.

It is absolutely technically feasible to go further than that, but but I think that’s the point of diminishing returns in terms of effort.

QuazarOmega ,

Hah, I knew it would come to that

but I think that’s the point of diminishing returns in terms of effort

Not if you make another application to automatically split commits in that way… application which will need its own commits, it’s never-ending

muntedcrocodile ,
@muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee avatar

Why do u prefer single quotes?

grrgyle ,

Not Shall330, but double quotes can imply variables in the string in some languages.

muntedcrocodile ,
@muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee avatar

Which languages are these?

bitchkat ,

PHP for one. “$x” will interpret the variable $x. ‘$x’ does not.

muntedcrocodile ,
@muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee avatar

Well there’s ya problem ur using php.

charolastra ,

Also bash

nyan ,

And Perl.

Schal330 ,

I have no preference! It was to do with Spring/yaml config and some really strange conflict which required the use of single quotes. I’m still a total noob in the world of software dev, so I wouldn’t be able to explain why it worked 🤣

bytheway , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“Some appropriate message.”

ving_thor , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Update coffee list and tex files.

…and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.

herrcaptain ,

Do new hires have to submit a pull request to get in on it? If so, I’m guessing the non-technical staff don’t get to drink a lot of coffee.

ving_thor ,

It’s actually just a paper list where people make ticks for coffee. That is then manually synced to an hledger file in git.

Serinus ,

For what? To keep track of who’s drinking coffee? Are you charging for coffee?

MenacingPerson ,

Mfw I git push -f

xmunk ,

Always force-with-lease

ving_thor ,

I work in academia… There is no free coffee here.

theneverfox ,

Do you have any plans to open source your coffee list? I want to add this feature where I get an iced coffee in the morning

pete_the_cat , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Formatting fixes

steventhedev , in Callbacks

Red circles are deprecated in favor of teal because of accessibility requirement WIP.DOnotUSE.14.g.2025.v0.

quoll , in I just love pain

it’s ok, it’s just a small change and it works on my local

wagesj45 , in Added Bugs to Keep my job
@wagesj45@kbin.run avatar

Calculation Helper
wagesj45 committed Apr 23, 2024

mexicancartel , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

modified: index.html

Rip

levzzz , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Merge remote-tracking branch ‘origin/master’

xmunk ,

Ew - rebase all the things!

rikudou , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Simplify link

MummifiedClient5000 , in I just love pain

Yeah, we don’t deploy on Fridays.

iAvicenna , in Added Bugs to Keep my job
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

some fixes

rikudou , in I just love pain

Use feature flags, you heathen.

1boiledpotato , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“Update”

It was my dotfiles, ok?

Anticorp ,

You’re going to regret not adding the second sentence to the commit message some day.

grrgyle ,

Bold of you to assume there is a cohesive theme to dotfile commits. Usually it’s just been long enough that I don’t want to lose my latest tweaks

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