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blind3rdeye , in "I want to live forever in AI"

There’s a cool computer game that makes this point as part of the story line… I’d recommend it, but I can’t recommend it in this context without it being a spoiler!

trashgirlfriend ,

Guys probably talking about

: :: spoiler Tap for spoiler SOMA :::

call_me_xale ,

Lost the coin flip.

seatwiggy ,

There’s also a book with a similar concept. It’s not the focus until later in the book though. It’s called

Tap for spoilerReady Player Two

ulterno , in "I want to live forever in AI"
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

What needs to happen for it to actually work.


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UFODivebomb , in "I want to live forever in AI"

That’s why I’m going for brain in a jar.

dylanTheDeveloper , in "I want to live forever in AI"
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Intellisense commands you to fix your method

YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU , in "I want to live forever in AI"

I’ve had this thought and felt it was so profound I should write a short story about it. Now I see this meme and I feel dumb.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I saw a great comic about it once, one sec

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Edit: more focused on teleportation, but a lot of the same idea. Here existentialcomics.com/comic/1

ProgrammingSocks ,

This could’ve sent me into an existential crisis if I hadn’t already had several where I thought the exact same things ;)

I will say, the point about murdering the person other people have in their minds of you is certainly an interesting one.

Repelle , in I realised this today

I always feel like my code is the best in personal projects when I don’t need to conform to whatever style and architecture has been decided on by history and committee.

ignism ,

Was gonna say, 1st and 2nd should be switched

mathematicalMagpie ,

For me it’s always, “this is hacky as shit, but it works, and nobody will ever see it but me.”

Almrond ,

My most arcane pieces of code (abusing null references to make the garbage collector handle object deletion kind of cursed) are usually posted publicly somewhere… If it works and all that.

victorz , in I realised this today

That is very noble of you! Hats off.

LostXOR , in I realised this today

Gotta review the 5 line PR ten times just to make absolutely totally sure there's nothing wrong with it before submitting it.

perviouslyiner ,

And then notice the spelling error.

Dhs92 ,

Just another free PR ;)

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

Instant commit --amend + push --force

omidmnz ,
@omidmnz@programming.dev avatar

Prefer –force-with-lease. It doesn’t make a difference in this scenario, but it’s a safer habit/default.

xmunk ,

There is no reason to force push anymore - force with lease is always preferable. So said, a frequent rebaser.

rufus ,
@rufus@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Wait what is the difference between the two?

xmunk ,

Force with lease will send up what your local thinks the most recent commit on the branch was and the host will reject the push if it knows of a more recent commit on that branch. Basically, it saves you from overwriting a commit you didn’t realize existed.

YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU ,

My spelling errors only come into existence after I commit.

SkyeStarfall ,

Don’t want to be the cause of a CVE now, do we?

umbrella , in I realised this today
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

invert personal stuff and work and its me

bilb , in I realised this today
@bilb@lem.monster avatar

I have never contributed to an open source project before, so if we exclude the third part this is the reverse of my habits. The stuff I do for work is bare minimum garbage, I freely admit. I really do not like my employer.

ProgrammingSocks ,

Aaand here’s why production software is so damn buggy. I’m not faulting you personally, just your employer.

Kolanaki , in I realised this today
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Hmmm… I comment a lot on Lemmy… Maybe I could be more productive commenting code 🤔

feedmecontent , in I realised this today

Nobody can see this -> some people can see this -> anybody can see this

miridius OP ,

Perfectly described!

Gallardo994 , in I realised this today

I’ll be honest with ya pal, all 3 of em are pic 1 for the most part

SomeGuy69 , in I realised this today

I would like to contribute to open source but I’m not confident enough or understand git properly. As solo dev I only have to fulfill my boss’s standards, they seam to be low.

towerful ,

Yeh, for me git is a backup system.
My boss gave me a hand on some bits (more, I set up a framework and he could tweak pages). Anyway, I fixed some stuff, tidied some of his shit, then trying to get git to merge that back into his workspace REALLY stretched my knowledge of git LUL.
I’m sure doing that every day would get me up to speed, but ATM commit/push means “backup” to me

sebsch , in I realised this today

You saying the code quality of some of my colleagues is even worse on their personal projects? o_O

miridius OP ,

They probably don’t even have personal projects

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