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RacoonVegetable , in Race Condition

Knock knock

Amongus

Who’s there?

😳

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

SUS!!!1!!!1!!!

Blackmist , in The temptation is always there

Nothing wrong with global variables.

If anyone asks just say it’s the singleton pattern.

alphacyberranger , in The temptation is always there
@alphacyberranger@lemmy.world avatar

Is it an orgy if multiple global variables are used in a multi threaded code?

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

not if everyone uses a Mutex. stay (thread) safe

noli ,

Always practice safe stacks

smik , in I'm just at home heating up my no-code offering in the microwave...
@smik@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

So… too many cooks creating overly complicated meals that occasionally are admirably but more often then not are not worth the money. Also really hard to get into and make more efficient.

Bloated complex frontend with so gosh darn many tools, some specifically created for one certain meals but sometimes get used for other meals, more or less effective. Sometimes it’s already at the table, sometimes gets delivered with your meal.

Fancy looking APIs but you somehow have to know how to correctly talk to them and if you phrase something wrong, well good luck.

VS:

Simple, efficient, maybe not as sophisticated but if you get too many customers: just order a second one.

david , in Race Condition

Actually made me laugh, thank you.

alx OP ,
@alx@programming.dev avatar

Same happened to me, so I decided to share!

Potatos_are_not_friends , in I'm just at home heating up my no-code offering in the microwave...

Full-stack boot camp devs - ideally you find a direction.

Be open to everything as a junior. But in your first three years, lean towards something specific and then be a master at it.

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Be open to everything as a junior. But in your first three years, lean towards something specific

Do you mean pick a direction after three years? Cause < 3 years is junior (unless you’re working at a consultancy giant meat grinder then that would be senior and close to retirement from consultancy).

sheogorath ,

I started my career at a consultancy and after working in a myriad of other types of companies I’m back at working in a consultancy. The trick to work on an IT consulting company is to find one with ex-engineers at management.

It’s been a breath of fresh air when you can have management back you up when dealing with client’s bullshit. TBH in some cases it’s also less stressful because your value to the company can be calculated much easily based on how much you’re assigned in a project, so it’s given me a lot of “fuel” to renegotiate my contract several times.

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I think there’s a cycle of consultants getting senior, being tired of the higher ups commission and starting their own little consulting company. This company is small, efficient and friendly for a while, but it grows because everyone wants more money or it is sold to someone else. So eventually it becomes another one of those meat grinders and the cycle continues.

Agent641 ,

Lean towards something specific, like farming corn, or busking with a hurdy-gurdy.

Rogue , in I'm just at home heating up my no-code offering in the microwave...

I thought this was quite an insightful graphic until I realised the terms backend and frontend were borrowed from the terms back of house and front of house.

jaybone ,

Is that really where they came from though?

Maultasche , in Spooktober meme time!

The real scary part is how many of them are using Java 8 and older.

DudeDudenson ,

I work for one of the unicorns of my country. 3/4 of the apps I maintain only work on java 8.

Legacy code op

spudwart ,

“Legacy code” Aka the fear of getting sued by Oracle for literal nonsense.

DudeDudenson ,

More like “We don’t know what it does or why it’s there but it seems important so don’t touch it”

Alteon , in I'm just at home heating up my no-code offering in the microwave...

I wonder if they’ll ever do Bootcamps for any other engineering positions. I mean a Bootcamp Electrical Engineer would be absolutely comical, but I could honestly see there being something like Bootcamp for specific focuses. For degrees like electrical, where the items you learn about in school are often outdated, offering some sort of “What’s New” per field (microelectronics, processor designs, fiber optics, quantum computing, etc) might actually be pretty useful.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I could see a networking bootcamp for electricians.

vrek ,

I think a boot camp would be really useful for cobblers

nobleshift ,
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  • vrek ,

    Next week we will off high heels camp!

    PatFussy ,

    Bazinga

    KittyCat , in The temptation is always there

    You can do better, define intergalactic variables that share the same memory location across multiple programs so you can seamlessly pass variables from one to the next.

    hansl ,

    The ONE TRUE CONSTANT; even with an infinite universe, the value is the same in all of them.

    Fungah ,

    Are the legends really true?

    Decompose ,

    Is that you… Windows 95?

    Fungah ,

    But not sand memory. It’s coars ena drogjh and irritating and gets everywhere.

    4am , in I'm just at home heating up my no-code offering in the microwave...

    You mean snaps? 😉

    BobaFuttbucker , in Apple donation

    I wonder how many government subsidies Chevron needed to cover that donation.

    yum13241 , in CentOS is SPYWARE - ISRA*L OS! (DONT RUN IT) (HIDDEN KNOWLEDGE) (HIDDEN IMAGERY) - CONSPIRACY

    You didn’t need to post this shitpost from 3 years ago on Programmer Humor and Piracy.

    Your username checks out.

    HurgletOfficial , in emacs

    VSCodium > VSCode

    Ethab83 ,

    It is, but the lack of official Microsoft extensions makes life a little harder

    HurgletOfficial ,

    You can change the extension repository to the official one.

    I don’t need it tho, I only need Pyright, Python and the catppuccin theme

    tostiman ,
    @tostiman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Some MS addons still don’t work if you do that, last time I tried

    skilltheamps ,

    The most unfortunate of which for me is remote development. So convenient, nothing compares :(

    HurgletOfficial ,

    That’s weird, AFAIk VSCodium only strips telemetry and changes branding. It shouldn’t actively break addon.

    Unless they check if they’re running inside of the actual MS VSCode, which could explain why they aren’t working

    tostiman ,
    @tostiman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    IIRC VSCode contains some proprietary, closed source binaries and VSCodium does not. So maybe the MS addons need those binaries

    skarn ,

    You can get e.g. pylance to work if you trick it:

    github.com/VSCodium/vscodium/issues/1640

    So, at least in that instance, it’s just Microsoft being a little petty.

    TheSlad , in emacs

    Meanwhile webstorm/intelliJ users:

    signature look of superiority

    empty wallet

    jelloeater85 ,
    @jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

    Nope 😉

    www.jetbrains.com/community/opensource/#support

    www.jetbrains.com/community/dev-recognition/

    Plus their Java and Python IDEs have free community versions as well.

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