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Solemarc , in Malware As A Service

Maybe this is a case of hindsight being 20/20 but wouldn’t they have caught this if they tried pushing the file to a test machine first?

tabularasa ,

It’s not hindsight, it’s common sense. It’s gross negligence on CS’s part 100%

JackbyDev ,

Well, it is hindsight 20/20… But also, it’s a lesson many people have already learned. There’s a reason people use canary deployments lol. Learning from other people’s failures is important. So I agree, they should’ve seen the possibility.

Gsus4 ,
@Gsus4@programming.dev avatar

I saw one rumor where they uploaded a gibberish file for some reason. In another, there was a Windows update that shipped just before they uploaded their well-tested update. The first is easy to avoid with a checksum. The second…I’m not sure…maybe only allow the installation if the windows update versions match (checksum again) :D

dariusj18 ,

Windows has beta channels for their updates

undu ,

It’s a sequence of problems that lead to this:

  • The kernel driver should have parsed the update, or at a minimum it should have validated a signature, before trying to load it.
  • There should not have been a mechanism to bypass Microsoft’s certification.
  • Microsoft should never have certified and signed a kernel driver that loads code without any kind signature verification, probably not at all.

Many people say Microsoft are not at fault here, but I believe they share the blame, they are responsible when they actually certify the kernel drivers that get shipped to customers.

FlashMobOfOne , in Googling
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Ask them if they know what udm=14 means.

can ,
MIDItheKID ,

Oh my fucking god. Thank you!

Atomic , in What a simple fix

Gonna have to bust out the good old carbon dating kit for this meme

oo1 , in OneDrive deleted my files!

cloud storage is not a backup. This should be engraved on all computers.

one drive is not even “storage” really - it’s more of a embryonic car crash waiting for an unwitting pedestrian to step in front.

If for whatever reason any masochists are using onedrive, tthey really need to know about proper backup .

sirico , in What a simple fix
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Did this as a kid 600mb folder I needed space for quake

Ptsf , in Malware As A Service
MHanak , in OneDrive deleted my files!

It happened to me once, disabled cloud backup on my documents folder, and onedrive decided if it can’t have my folder, no one can

I did get my data back, since onedrive kept it in the rubbish bin or somewhere like that

After that i nuked onedrive from my laptop, and now i use arch btw

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

I love that last line haha

Churbleyimyam , in OneDrive deleted my files!

Did you delete my files bro?

ProgrammingSocks , in If C++ wore pants

Haha, I know this artist from something VERY different.

alekwithak , in Googling

A few years ago… Okay over a decade ago 🤕 Google offered a free course on “googling” with a certificate for completion. You’re damn straight I put that on my resume. Of course they’ve disabled half the tricks they taught us but now.

Olhonestjim , in Googling

I put “Simple Green” on my resume skills section. Cleaning isn’t a huge part of the job, but I knew they used that specific brand across the industry.

The interviewer mentioned it with a laugh. I got the job.

catsarebadpeople , in Crowdstrike

Googled him and there are too many articles reporting this as real

sorter_plainview ,

He is the founder of a controversial satirical website called NordPresse. Well known for making up stuff and creating confusions in online space.

Baku ,

Who looks at this and thinks it isn’t satire lol? I sometimes struggling with telling satire apart, too, but this is the most obvious piece of satire I’ve seen in a long time.

asexualchangeling ,

“AI”

qarbone , in Googling

…the rest of that resume must be absolutely insane. Or he’s applying to be a businessman.

I’m out here with a Master’s degree and 3 years of work experience and I’m not even getting a first call. Shit’s tough out here.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Have you tried adding “Googling” as a skill?

qarbone ,

Fuck, I’m ready to try anything at this point.

Anticorp , in OneDrive deleted my files!

In related news, I have had zero issues with my home network drive that is shared to the internet through FTP. Don’t use OneDrive unless there’s a really compelling reason to do so.

MajorSauce ,

You most certainly are not, but for who it might concern: Never omit to protect this access with a VPN and/or even better ditch FTP and opt for secure protocols like SFTP.

Anticorp ,

Oh well yeah, I’m using SFTP. I didn’t think that I needed to be explicit, but I see now that I did.

psycho_driver , in Malware As A Service

The answer is obviously to require all users to change their passwords and make them stronger. 26 minimum characters; two capitals, two numbers, two special characters, cannot include ‘_’, ‘b’ or the number ‘8’, and most include Pi to the 6th place.

arendjr ,

Sorry, I don’t understand. Do you mean there have to be 6 digits of Pi in there, or the sixth character must be π? I’m down either way.

chiliedogg ,

We won’t tell you, and the rule gets re-rolled every 14 seconds. It may stay the same or it may change.

JackbyDev ,

Also, there are requirements we check for that we don’t tell you about! 🤭

greybeard ,

The modern direction is actually going the other way. Tying identity to hardware, preventing access on unapproved or uncompliant hardware. It has the advantage of allowing biometrics or things like simple pins. In an ideal world, SSO would ensure that every single account, across the many vendors, have these protections, although we are far from a perfect world.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

SSO means you only need to compromise one piece of hardware to get access to everything.

greybeard ,

Effectively, the other option is passwords, and people are really, really, bad at passwords. Password managers help, but then you just need to compromise the password manager. Strong SSO, backed by hardware, at least makes the attack need to be either physical, or running on a hardware approved by the company. When you mix that with strong execution protections, an EDR, and general policy enforcement and compliance checking, you get protection that beats the pants off 30 different passwords to 30 different sites, or more realistically, 3 passwords to 30 different sites.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Yes, much better than 3-30 passwords.

But I view SSO as enterprise password manager with a nice UI. I don’t trust it for anything super important.

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Great! Now when I brute force the login, I can tell my program to not waste time trying ‘_’, ‘b’ and ‘8’ and add Pi to the 6th place in every password, along with 2 capitals, 2 numbers and 2 other special characters.

Furthermore, I don’t need to check passwords with less than 26 characters.

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