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amanaftermidnight , in Schrödinger's date format

This is why I don’t get why the 9th of November is such a big deal.

dukk ,

Are you kidding? They opened the Berlin Wall!

Speiser0 ,
jmcs , in Schrödinger's date format

That’s a trick, it’s actually ISO 8601.

lambalicious ,
boyi , in D or d come on

Don’t even have to cd when using completion with fish/zsh. Just type


<span style="color:#323232;">down[tab]
</span>
BennyInc , in Schrödinger's date format

Luckily I’m born on 07/07/2007 — finally my superpower comes into play.

drbi ,

Are you agent 777?

Hupf ,

Jackpot, they call them.

clb92 ,

Already a better origin story than many other superheroes or supervillains.

Swarfega ,

Oh. I’m 7/7/79. If I was two years earlier…

robdor , in Schrödinger's date format

Just register on the day that matches the month.

zlatko ,

01.01.1970. Timestamp zero for the win.

Jakylla ,
@Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar

Error: Please enter your birthdate

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

the dev forgot that 0 !== undefined :D

spez , in D or d come on

Fish baby. Fish.

pchem , in D or d come on
krey , in Memory is overrated

The trick is to name everything in a way so you don’t have to remember stuff. Like instead of class “Cronjob” method “process”, name it “ImageCacheEraser” and “purgeByContentID”. Same goes for variables. No need for short names. Nowadays, you can even write with short names at first, so typing is faster, then just use your IDE to rename them to full size afterwards.

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Just not too short or you’ll end up renaming a random variable you didn’t mean to… I’ve heard.

hemko ,

for i in…

krey ,

Some IDEs (like Netbeans, Intellij, PhpStorm) can rename only in the scope of the selected item. So if you used variable “a” in 2 methods, it would only rename in the selected method and it understands the variable is different from “ab” and won’t replace the “a” part of that.

idunnololz , in They Need To Stop Doing This
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Too real

fibojoly , in Steal What Is Stolen

Stealing implies depriving the original owner of something that you know possess.
The entire digital medium invalidates this concern by its very nature, yet we keep reintroducing it anyway.

JoMiran , in Memory is overrated
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ve been at this for almost thirty years. At this point, I’ve forgotten more than I have ever learned.

OsrsNeedsF2P , in Memory is overrated

Is it my turn to repost this next week

the_artic_one OP , (edited )

I should write some documentation so I don’t have to remember which memes have already been posted here.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

You’ll never read it

bleistift2 , in Memory is overrated

Clean code, extensive documentation, help files and readmes aren’t supposed to prevent you from forgetting how it works. I’m not sure what you’re trying to tell me with the second half of this meme.

krashmo ,

That you’re taking things too seriously. It’s a meme not a dissertation.

spez , in Memory is overrated

I have a repo with another repo inside it which was the one deployed. I forgot how all of it worked and wasted like 4 hours combined. Definetly gonna write docs from now on.

noobdoomguy8658 ,

Definetly gonna write docs from now on.

Sure thing.

sbv ,

They’re serious this time

evatronic , in Memory is overrated

This is terrible! What half-witted shit-for-brains monkey crapped this craptacular crapfest out?! I swear to Kaballah Monster, as soon as I figure out…

git blame

…oh.

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