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rostby , in Sometimes there is a better choice than Javascript

Sometimes?

Fantasmita , in Java
@Fantasmita@lib.lgbt avatar

It’s like Java not having unsigned integers…

EatMyDick , in Shit Happens

If you work somewhere that actually makes money it’s very much like the first.

someone_secret , in There is a language that punishes the programmer if they are not polite enough

The Internet Historian learned how to program. Neat

graham1 OP ,
@graham1@gekinzuku.com avatar

Why do I need to be polite to a computer? Who is ’?.1$#256’˜’#256$#256’? And just what is E275 DON’T BYTE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW? All this and more on this episode of In The Program

someone_secret ,

This episode is brought to you by Surfshark VPN

bappity , in Java
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

the programming language Java meaning coffee is perfect because, like coffee, it tastes like shit but gets the job done

MrGeekman ,

I think you need to try some lighter-roasted, higher-quality beans which were roasted fairly recently and only grind them a day or so before you use them. There are also different brewing methods and coffee/water ratios that you can try.

mestari ,

I love and consume lots of coffee but I sincerely believe it only tastes good because I associate the taste with the boost it gives. Exactly like cigarettes taste tolerable, good even, when you smoke them regularly.

MrGeekman ,

If you don’t know what you’re drinking, it’s probably dark roast. Dark roast is like charcoal compared to light roast.

The coffee most folks use (i.e. Folgers, Maxwell House) is low-quality coffee made in haste to keep the price low enough for folks to be willing to buy it. They only offer darker roasts because disguise the inferior nature of the beans, or rather the inferior process. The unfortunate truth is that good coffee costs more to process because it takes longer to process and most folks don’t want to spend that much on coffee. So, you get what you pay for.

cia ,

It is shit, Austin

Speiser0 , in OK, now what?

Steps to fix:

  • Shut down your pc.
  • Install a proper OS, i.e. a linux distribution.
  • Be happy.
MJBrune ,

Yeah, then you’ll have 1000 other problems but not one with task manager. The best task manager in Linux is still htop because Linux doesn’t like making GUIs that are reliable and functional. Last time I was using fedora, the mouse settings GUI wouldn’t work and I had to set mouse speed in my bashrc.

Crozekiel ,

Real talk though, how long ago was that? Linux has been making improvements at a blistering pace. If it’s been a while, I’d recommend giving it another try soon.

MJBrune ,

in 2021. In 2022 I tried again with Fedora and KDE but I have an Nvidia GPU and this was around the time they just switched the default to Wayland which resulted in the liveCD hanging forever. Didn’t even get to install it again. I used to use Linux as a desktop from 2008 to 2014 but stopped because things just kept breaking on me and it was wasting my time. Eventually, my work switched to Windows, I switched to working at home and it didn’t make sense to maintain a Linux desktop that every time I booted it up, something new was broken. I’ve been checking every year into Linux since.

alexcoder04 ,
@alexcoder04@programming.dev avatar

Nvidia not publishing proper open source drivers -> Linux bad

Logic

MJBrune ,

Sorry but in my field 70% of the people use Nvidia. So, yeah, Linux doesn’t support my workflow, Linux is bad. The end result is the OS doesn’t work properly. I don’t care how it needs to work. I need to know that it will work. If someone is causing it not to work, that’s on Linux still because the end result is still that Linux doesn’t work. On top of that, X11, Nvidia, and KDE worked just fine but Fedora rolled on ahead with releasing Wayland as the default when clearly it wasn’t ready.

Even outside of the Nvidia drivers through, since they now have published open-source drivers, there are still tons of issues with Linux as a whole. Multiple times I’ve seen basic GUIs either not work or not exist. A great example of this is: How do you figure out what driver the system is using without using the command line? Not just video card drivers which some distros have finally made GUIs for. No, like my mouse drivers, or the random Watcom tablet or webcam? Where do I see the “device manager”? Another great example is themes. GTK and QT themes do not play nicely together. Linux has a division within its own ecosystem. In fact, everything is divided and thus has issues inter-communicating.

This is not to mention the bugs I’ve encountered in multiple distros. In Fedora, the last time I tried, I couldn’t change my mouse settings in their GUI. I had to use bashrc and issue an x11 mouse setting command to get the mouse movement I wanted.

At the end of the day, I want to use my computer to do the thing I want to do. Not make simply using my computer a hobby in itself. This is the case for the majority of computer users.

Lastly, Linux as a community has a hard time taking absolutely valid feedback and brushing it off. I’m trying to help Linux by saying it’s terrible. I want it to be good. It can be good. Getting pushback for valid feedback isn’t going to encourage anyone to give their feedback which Linux absolutely needs more valuable feedback if it’s going to become a mainstream desktop OS.

Speiser0 ,

Does linux have guis at all? I mean it’s just a kernel.

MJBrune ,

Linux is also a collection of distros. We don’t call them GNU/Linux distros (because they don’t have to be using GNU. Linux is just the broader term for the community and the distros the community uses. My point, clearly, is that the GUIs that are provided on the distros or in the repos, or by the community all are terrible. If you want to be pedantic further feel free but I’m not going to engage in a semantic war.

lvxferre , in When IT insists on autogenerated email addresses…
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

Even if this is a joke, this is a great example of something that happens all the time: people avoiding responsibility by blaming some chunk of software. The electronic equivalent of “No, sir! I didn’t kill that person. The butter knife did it!”

manpacket , in Writing C++ is easy.

Then there's Haskell that would remove (well, used to at some point) your source code file if you made any errors: https://gitlab.haskell.org/ghc/ghc/-/issues/163

CanadaPlus ,

The world’s angriest compiler.

pileghoff , in Single?

First semester of my cs degree, it was around 50/50. After 3 semesters very few women were left. Spoiler: it was not because they could not handle the courses.

Kecessa ,

It was another time, but the first field my mother went into was IT. She dropped her punch cards on her way to the computer and had to explain to the teacher that she would need time to put them back in order. His reaction?

“Women have no business in my class, go do the nursing program instead.”

6daemonbag ,

The takeover of a what was once a female-dominated sector was in full swing at that point. A damn shame. Did she stick it out?

Kecessa ,

Nah, but she still ended up as a manager in a tech company so she won in the end 😂

thebardingreen ,
@thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz avatar

I had a shitty old (late 60s) boss in 2008 who once interviewed a female engineer straight out of college.

Most interviews he gave took like 25-30 minutes. He spent an hour and a half alone in the conference room with this young woman.

After she left he said something to the team like “Sure wouldn’t mind seeing her around the office every day eh? We’re not hiring her of course. Women don’t have the head for this work.”

This same guy had me block all news sites except Fox News (I was the IT director). He was fine with his employees reading the news as long as it was Fox (I ended up teaching a couple of my coworkers how to use proxies).

Hector_McG , in finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers

Program in assembly, 40 columns is plenty. You just need an awful lot of rows.

giloronfoo ,

Same monitor, just rotate it.

dudinax ,

If you don’t use a vertical monitor I don’t consider you a real programmer.

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Joke’s on you: I don’t consider myself a real programmer either

Jocker ,

We need the same monitor, vertically!

stebo02 , in What we really mean
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The best way I know to quit vi is by turning off your computer

Olap ,

Why would you quit vim?

master ,
@master@lem.serkozh.me avatar

you can also accomplish that by turning off city’s electrical grid

match , in Crowdstrike
@match@pawb.social avatar

boat stuck 2: bloatstuck

samus12345 , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

There are [considerably more than] dozens of us!

Norodix , in Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid

Ugh, and the code is so bad. I love it!

Kedly , in Boomeram

Ok Boomer?

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