programmer_humor

taanegl , 6 months ago in ifn't

I’m just hoping this paves the way to code with Southern dialect

<span style="color:#323232;">iffun is == true
</span><span style="color:#323232;">iffun ain't == false
</span>

timetravel , 6 months ago

May I introduce you to the joys of #define and creating your own horrible sub language

frezik , 6 months ago

That reminds me of an old paper about how to create a compilable C program out of old game ROMs. Decompile to assembly. Implement a bunch of #define statements that implement all the ASM statements. Now compile it to a native binary on whatever platform.

Won’t likely be faster or more accurate than regular emulation methods, but it’s a neat idea considering that the source code on all this stuff was lost a long time ago.

luciole , 6 months ago in The Perfect Solution

I can’t even

textik , 6 months ago in WDYM your terminal isn't a test suite?

Don’t fucking do this in zsh, it does NOT do the same thing that it does in bash.

sabreW4K3 OP , 6 months ago

What does it do? 😳

superbirra , 6 months ago

the same :)

sabreW4K3 OP , 6 months ago

Hahahaha

fnmain , 6 months ago in Imagine

Fuck, I kinda wanna make this (for the funny of course)

fnmain , 6 months ago

I made it

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/a8f4f60e-b8e8-4f92-ba45-9d8e8ba35565.jpeg

bappity , 6 months ago in ifn't

cap () {

}
nocap () {

}

runner_g , 6 months ago

nocap(frfr){

}

UnfortunateShort , 6 months ago in DO NOT MERGE

That’s why there are draft merge requests nowadays. Although I kinda miss the “DONT MERGE WE GONNA DIE” comments.

xia , 6 months ago in ifn't

“Help’s with readability”? You know what else helps? Not using contractions and introducing an unbalanced single quote.

bdonvr , 6 months ago

If they’d’nt’ve done that, it’d’ve been better. Agreed.

fsr1967 , 6 months ago

TIHI

Cwilliams , 6 months ago

they’d’nt’ve

Aside: rip Tom Scott

survivalmachine , 6 months ago

This feels racist against Appalachia. We naturally speak with contractions and are commonly referred to as “unbalanced”.

frezik , 6 months ago

Runs havoc on parsing, too. It’s bad for both humans and robots. I say we ship it.

Anticorp , 6 months ago in Sometimes things do go your way

• The bug is from a library
• There are 5 dozen related bugs on GitHub
• The last commit to the library was 3 years ago

bigboismith , 6 months ago

• Library is a read-only repo
• last commit was 10 years ago

EmperorHenry , 6 months ago in The Perfect Solution

I don’t get this one.

Also, don’t use AI to write code. It’s a trap! It’s just going to steal your idea for the people who own the AI.

lung , 6 months ago in ifn't

ifn’t(!valid) halp?

Deconceptualist , 6 months ago

I believe that resolves the same as

ain’t!(!untrue)

RagingHungryPanda , 6 months ago

ain’t (nothin)

elvith , 6 months ago

<span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  put(a, "heartache")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  tell(me, "why")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  ain't(nothing)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    put(a, "mistake")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    //...
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>

aCodeCrafter , 6 months ago in WDYM your terminal isn't a test suite?

Welp, just did this to see what -c does…

Excuse me whilst I cry myself to sleep

sabreW4K3 OP , 6 months ago

🥺

max , 6 months ago in ifn't

;-;

MagicShel , 6 months ago in ifn't

Reduce exclamation marks!? Great Scott!!! Is there a shortage of punctuation in the future!?

SubArcticTundra , 6 months ago

All known deposits were depleted

KairuByte , 6 months ago

You could have saved two, all you had to do was use the interrobang. You’re a monster.

fsr1967 , 6 months ago

Kernighan, what was I thinking?

jaybone , 6 months ago

1.21GB!!!

jtk , 6 months ago in ifn't

<span style="color:#323232;">ifn't (myNum don't= 3 && myStr ain'tnull'rblankish)
</span>

felbane , 6 months ago

Please remain calm, we are sending paramedics to your location.

ripcord , 6 months ago

I genuinely lol’d

SubArcticTundra , 6 months ago

I hate seeing colloquial terms like ‘ain’t’ in non-comment (ie. standardized) parts of code

ryannathans , 6 months ago in DO NOT MERGE

There are a LOT of these in lineage repos. There must be a reason

xia , 6 months ago

Maybe they dont use squash merges, so all the intermediate commits remain on-chain?