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Honytawk , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

My eyes not being on the side of my face

superterran , in Junior Dev VS Machine Learning
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LLM costs $20 a month and needed only 60 hours of training, junior dev has been at it for years, costs as much for a half hour, and still needed me to repeatedly explain what a rectangle is

activ8r ,

If you’re paying someone $40 an hour who doesn’t know what a rectangle is then I think you’re the problem.

Nomecks ,

The problem is that he’s paying $40 an hour and for that you only get someone who knows what a ਆਇਤਕਾਰ is.

superterran ,
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I’ve just worked for agencies that hire juniors and outsource. If you’ve seen what I’ve seen you’d change your tune

Hupf , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

How to post to c/unixsocks

peak_dunning_krueger , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Downgrading to a Floor-Top device? Sounds like you can’t go any lower, no thanks.

BradleyUffner , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I’m over 40. My body doesn’t do that any more.

Blackout , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
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Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn't be able to stop me 😉

jerrythegenius , (edited ) in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
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I could probably get into a similar position, but I’m not that good at touch typing so 🤷‍♂️

Rocketpoweredgorilla , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
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If I was to ever get myself into that position it’s going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.

r00ty Admin , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
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The laws of physics.

yozhfyfyfy , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Common sense?

rozlav , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Back-end developper ?

evatronic , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Even as a big fat homo, and presuming I could get into that position, I don’t want to stare at my own dick all day.

Treczoks , in Junior Dev VS Machine Learning

One key point here is: While you actually can replace a bunch of junior developers with AI in some places, any replaced junior developer will never become a senior developer that cannot be replaced by the AI because he/she is basically experince on two legs.

So, corporations, don’t complain about the lack of experienced, senior personnal because YOU have been the main reason they don’t exist.

Etterra , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
  1. I am not made out of silly putty.
  2. I am not female.
  3. I cannot code.
  4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
  5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
  6. I don’t want to.
Treczoks ,

Apart from 3., I'm in full agreement.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5

onlinepersona , (edited )

I am not female.

You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉

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tsonfeir ,
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I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓

sagrotan ,
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  1. My back
amio , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don't use Apple products.

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