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the_post_of_tom_joad , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

My piriformis

LastYearsPumpkin , in Me after I got fired

But rand() is a number between 0-1, so it will never be >10

Basically this is just True = False

Xyre ,

I’m not sure what’s worse. The engineer that thought this would work or the company that doesn’t do code reviews.

perviouslyiner , (edited )

Put it in a package they depend on - nobody reviews those

CodexArcanum ,

Pick a library you already use with many sub-dependencies. Make a new library with your evil code. Name it in line with the step 1 library. Oh hi there “Framework.Microsoft.Extensions.DB.Net.Compatibility” you couldn’t possibly have anything bad going on in you, plus you sound really boring to review, I’m sure it’s fine.

genfood OP , (edited )

The C standard library function int rand(void) returns a pseudo random integer between 0 and RAND_MAX (which should be at least 2^15, depending on the actual implementation).

Depending on the distribution of the pseudo random numbers, it will be true for over > 99% of its applications.

Source: trust me bro, and C++ reference

Furthermore, there is no integer between 0 and 1, but I guess you mean a real number between 0 and 1.

ook_the_librarian ,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

You’re correct in a lot of languages; Excel comes to mind. Just that’s not how int rand() works in C.

Sorry, I don’t why you’re getting snark and even being accused of using the word “integer”.

Michal , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I like to see the screen whole coding

seth , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

That looks like a quality oven appliance. I hate stools, though. 6/10 kitchen

Zitronensaft , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

What makes you think this isn’t how I code? Offices love me, this is way cheaper than a bunch of ergonomic equipment.

Coreidan , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Pain

sj_zero , in Junior Dev VS Machine Learning

COMPILE ERROR - LIBRARY CALCAREA.H DOES NOT EXIST

goddamnit you acid tripping LLM...

sj_zero , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

About 200 pounds.

ONRYO , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
@ONRYO@feddit.ch avatar

Aldready poor coding skills.

ques0 , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4dfbfe77-6de5-47de-b1b9-d3cccbd65ff2.jpeg

mumblerfish , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

What would enable me to work like that, is my question.

ONRYO ,
@ONRYO@feddit.ch avatar

Insanity

mumblerfish ,

You become that flexible and all you have to pay is insanity? Well I wanna say my 40+ ass would take that deal, but fuck it, not even my early 20s would have a chance.

Oha , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I dont see shit like that

Ulvain ,

“like that” is probably the best position to see shit

Kissaki , in Floating-point arithmetic

It’s infectious!

maniel , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
@maniel@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d say visibility is kinda poor

0x0 ,

Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

field of vision

frezik ,

Well, you can stare at a pussy all day. If you don’t have a pussy, then never mind.

odium ,

Why never mind? You could stare at a dick instead.

muxelplexer , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

that would probably be a more healthy position to sit in then what i’m used to lol

QuazarOmega ,

It’s just the natural evolution of slouching

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