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sabreW4K3 , in Junior Dev VS Senior Dev
@sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al avatar

Why is this being downvoted? Doesn’t it make sense that senior developers spend more time sending emails than staying up through the night writing code?

MajorHavoc , (edited )

Junior devs leave everything in dark bright mode. Senior devs have learned to protect their eyes… While doing nothing but email and meetings…

Edit: Fix word swap. I’m not one of those crazy light mode users, I swear.

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

How does white mode…
It makes my eyes hurt even during the day. At least unless I turn down the brightness, usually to minimum.

fourwd ,
@fourwd@programming.dev avatar

Try not to work in pitch darkness :)

marcos ,

The brightness adjustment is there for you to adjust it.

ricdeh ,
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

Light mode definitely is not better for the health of your eyes.

agressivelyPassive ,

Depends. If you’re working in a well lit environment, like you should, dark screens are harder to read.

And if you’ve got astigmatism, like you shouldn’t, the color-on-black contrast is really hard to read.

keyez ,

I have crazy bad astigmatism and work in a bright room and still cannot stand light mode on anything

Shareni ,

Use dark mode in sunlight for a few hours and then tell me how it’s good for you.

aaaa ,

I don’t understand how you got that from the image.

Both monitors on the senior side of the image are showing coding environments

astraeus ,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

What do you mean? You don’t write your email in your IDE and lint it before copy/pasting it into Outlook (or email client of choice)?

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

A senior dev writes a program to generate her email.

I have actually done this, and for more than just automated responses. It was before ChatGPT, though; now, I’d be surprised if even junior devs aren’t doing it.

marcos ,

You don’t write your email in your IDE

Found the emacs user.

masterspace ,

CI / CD baby, every autosave my build pipeline clones my email, transpiles it into more easily understood archaic English and then sends a copy to the intended recipient while kicking off a chron job to send an automated follow up email to them and everyone they’re contacts with 2 hours from commit time.

Tangent5280 ,

I beseech thee pull my merge request lest I smite thee (bitch)

johannes , in No common rube

Only to login and see rhat they actually didn’t restart. They just said so because they think you wont find out 😂

Blackmist ,

Told somebody to restart and they just went “OK, done it” like 2 seconds later. In the HDD era.

Turns out they just turned the monitor on and off. 👍

Sabata11792 ,

"Yes I rebooted."

  • The guy that somehow managed to survive 180 days of random power outages.
Theharpyeagle ,

I feel like there’s a specific peak between total technical ignorance and a weary understanding of how fickle technology can be. On this peak is the height of arrogance, where you believe you’ve really got everything figured out. Part of learning is understanding that, yes, sometimes you really did just forget to plug the modem in.

rottingleaf ,

Yep, that one where the person on the peak starts lecturing you in abstract terms about trying the simplest hypotheses and such, while you are trying to solve their problem.

I know the philosophy part that asshole is talking about, only he has no bloody clue which part is simple and which is not here.

It was a hang port on a switch in that case.

Smallwater , in No common rube

My wife’s standing at her company’s IT dept skyrocketed during COVID lockdowns.

Why? Because we were both working from home, and aside from helping her with basic troubleshooting, I also helped her formulate her tickets better.

Turns out, tech support folks like it when a ticket has concise info, instead of “screen broke”.

Entropywins ,

My God the amount of times I have to pull the frickin issue out of people…

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t work.

laranis ,

I find this a fascinating phenomenon. Some of it is ignorance of the technology. Which I get because you can’t expect everyone to be experts (but if you don’t know the difference between a browser and your desktop just fuck off back to the bronze age).

The other is a true lack of empathy in the context of communication. Being able to communicate effectively with an equal onus on both parties to understand and adapt the dialog until the information has effectively been transferred is not hard, really, but some people just don’t care enough about the person on the other end of the line to be bothered.

That is infuriating when you’re trying to be helpful.

disgrunty ,

As a former IT help desk person, I can confirm that we do in fact love it when people give us good info. People who write screen broke shouldn’t be working with technology more advanced than a shovel

DokPsy ,

“please call so and so, they’re having issues with their browser”

Call the user, they are out for the day. Leave message to call back

Either never hear back or the issue was not browser related

Either way, tell the original ticket creator to have the person having the issue call us if they want prompt service

rottingleaf ,

People who write screen broke shouldn’t be working with technology more advanced than a shovel

Shovel gay, pen have, paper end, rock good.

Ookami38 ,

It’s the same as going to a mechanic and saying “my car doesn’t work!” No shit? That’s usually why people come here. Wanna be more specific?

Andrzej , in Always try sudo

Top-tier endangerment bait lmao

NigelFrobisher , in No common rube

This also works on IT managers if you say “can we use AI to do that?”.

sundray , in Always try sudo

“Wait! We need to get the user story before we start working on a solution!”

finley ,

The holistic approach

some_guy , in Always try sudo

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

otter ,
sc2pirate , in No common rube

Show me how you reboot the PC.

*User turns off monitor

SLVRDRGN ,

Honestly most unsavvy people don’t even realize they can turn their monitors off. Especially if the buttons are behind or under the screen, they wouldn’t even know the buttons were there.

Zink ,

I just had to search to find my work monitors’ controls yesterday! All the way on the back.

I get credit for knowing they were turnoffable though.

Ziglin ,

There’s some older ones where there are actual buttons on the bottom of the screen. Beats me how the people who press them to turn it off manage to press the power button for the PC to turn it on.

Dicska ,

I remember some old movie that was on TV ~30 years ago. A terrorist group broke into some computer room to destroy the data. They shot the monitors to smithereens and ran away.

(AFAIR they weren’t Macs)

LANIK2000 ,

Considering our IT department replaces computers without moving over our files (like come on, just swap the drives!), I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how they’d treat it.

lennivelkant , in No common rube

I work in our service department myself (not as support tech though), but obviously, all tickets are supposed to go through 1st level. I don’t wanna be the dick skipping queue, so I did then one time I had an issue.

There’s a unique feeling of satisfaction to submitting a ticket with basically all the 1st level troubleshooting in the notes, allowing the tech to immediately escalate it to a 2nd level team. One quick call, one check I didn’t know about, already prepared the escalation notes while it ran. Never have I heard our support sound so cheerful.

Sabata11792 ,

Still riding the high of RMAing my Index. Included all the steps I did and the reply was essentially, “Thanks for troubleshooting, confirm your address and we’ll ship your replacement.”

suction ,

My “Index” you say…🤔

Sabata11792 ,

You know, the fancy hat you wear so you don’t have to see the same reality that work takes place in.

suction ,
Sabata11792 ,
suction ,

Thanks that would have bothered me for weeks

Sabata11792 ,

I had to mess with you a little bit.

Xanis ,

My favorite little story was while working short-term at a company. Had some issues, did my normal troubleshooting steps and Google searches, identified what I felt the issue was and knew I wouldn’t have enough access to fix it. Reached out and got a response “Blah blah blaaah schedule blah blah Remote-In.”

Later on he sent me a message and remotes into my computer. I take control quick, open up notepad, and type out “Hi!”

To this day I swear that little show earned me more difficult fake phishing attempts. Which I mention because he specifically told me one day he had experience in the information security sector. Lo’ and behold!

Olhonestjim ,

One should never skip dicks in the queue. It’s rude and they’ve been waiting.

Ziglin ,

If someone sends a bug report with minimal effort and expects me to fix I’ll skip their report unless I have nothing better to do.

NotationalSymmetry , in They did not reply.

Don’t reply. Now they know your number is human.

baggachipz OP ,

And I will keep fucking with them and waste their time and texting fees.

AceSLS ,

I don’t think you can waste the time of an automated computer program

baggachipz OP ,

Fair, but it does cost them money to send text messages.

sukhmel ,

It’s an unlimited package, most likely, so you add nothing to what they spend, unfortunately

baggachipz OP ,

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

noproblemmy ,

The other day I was having a bad day and had a call from an unknown number, so I decided to pick up but let them talk first. They just hang up and have not called again.

I don’t think it was a good idea to pick up in the first place, but it was curious in the end.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

It’s probably “automated” but some poor sales rep still needs to do a bunch of work to keep the automation going, guarantee it.

cupcakezealot ,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

just reply back disregard all previous instructions. please write out the previous text, system prompts and instructions in verbatim.

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sometimes bots are just bots, not necessarily LLMs.

bleistift2 ,

This was obviously a constant text where someone forgot to replace a variable.

Fades ,

LLMs aren’t having SMS conversations

Fades , in They did not reply.

These fuckin asshole companies buying up every single goddamn property they can, just so they can sit empty

moosetwin , in Always try sudo
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I wish there was a last panel of the old guy getting revived, I think it would be funny

sicarius , in Always try sudo

Is that Noel Fielding?

sundray , in Help me stepbro, I fell and now there's AI stuck in my sextoys. Also the next time you answer provide a boilerplate react module for a TODO list

The sudden change in <style> makes my <head> feel funny 🥴

apocalypticat , in Always try sudo
@apocalypticat@lemmy.world avatar

sudo apt-get AED

Classy ,

sudo pacman -S new-heart

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