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Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in How the IT guys see the users
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

A long, long time ago in an internship far, far away, I encountered a user who did not need management. He remembered his passwords without writing them down, even as they changed. He could be trusted to apply software patches himself and return the media the same day. He needed nothing more from us than a friendly hello.

It has been over six hundred million seconds since then and I have yet to encounter another user such as this.

simonced , in Ya gotta keep up with the times!

lol, MD5 is NOT a secure password algorithm…

SirQuackTheDuck ,

Exactly, real infosec engineers use crc32

fibojoly ,

Next thing, you gonna tell us SSLv3 isn’t military grade?!

sip ,

woosh

Shard , (edited ) in Ya gotta keep up with the times!

Have you seen the one where the company says we shouldn’t use the terms male/female in a technical setting because it implies only 2 genders and apparently genders exist on some sort of spectrum?

So I emailed HR to ask for alternative suggestions and if I had permission to refer to ports and connectors as penis and vagina connectors. I think this will be an important discussion because the have the director of HR, legal and my manager scheduled for a meeting next week.

MrAlex ,

I love trolling over silly policy decisions!
Joking aside, I think "insertive" and "receptive" work just fine while also being more technically accurate.
The justification for the change might make ones eyes roll, because we are talking about plugs not people, but if the alternative is just as easy while also being correct, it's really no skin off my nose to use different words.
That's just my perspective though.

Shard ,

Joking aside I have no dog in this fight. Just tell me what to call it.

Although its a pain in the ass because I work in a country where english is a second language. And technical terms are all borrowed from English. So it may get hilarious when we have to write purchase specs or give instructions to our vendors. They’ll be scratching their heads for a bit.

SomeoneSomewhere ,

Incidentally, there’s a reasonably wide range of connectors that don’t fit traditional identities. Some, like most USB connectors, have a situation where there’s a male prong in the middle of a ‘female’ connector.

Others, like Anderson Powerpole, are fully self-mating.

amanaftermidnight ,

most USB connectors, have a situation where there’s a male prong in the middle of a ‘female’ connector.

A little role-reversal [plug-n-]play 😳

SkyeStarfall ,

male/female did always seem weird to me to call plugs. It would be better if they were just called insertive/receptive. It’s much more self-explanatory and appropriate.

5redie8 ,

At least were not still using IDE…

alr ,

NEMA has called them “plugs” and “receptacles” for decades.

Shard ,

What about mechanical components like pipe connectors?

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bamboo ,

Don’t forget about nipples: www.homedepot.com/p/…/100204171

Shard ,

You have to say mammary points!

bestnerd , in Ya gotta keep up with the times!

Old ERP is Microsoft dynamics isn’t it?

xoggy ,
@xoggy@programming.dev avatar

I couldn’t tell you. It’s our internal systems after all.

goatshartz ,

Ah hem… it’s business central now, and all bugs have totally been worked out - stable AF 🫠

navi ,
@navi@lemmy.tespia.org avatar

Still better than SharePoint.

fibojoly ,

More likely a single Excel file somewhere on the network shared by the entire company. It’s grrrrreat!

NewPerspective , in Markdown everywhere

Obsidian, md all the way down

Kyoyeou ,

Hot take: Obsidian is King right now of note taking and I’m all for it

computertoucher5000 ,

That’s not a hot take. That’s a damned gospel and I am singing baritone.

NightAuthor ,

FOSS LogSeq or bust.

ouch ,

What would prevent a price hike in the future?

A bit vary of investing in anything but free software based platforms at the moment.

primal_buddhist ,

Because the notes are in markdown, so are portable forever even if Obsidian went away.

mojo ,

I want to like obsidian, but I find it to just be such a hideous UI. Any community themes cannot fix it. But to mention proprietary. I liked Logseq too, but it has the same problem just not as bad. People really need to not do custom UIs and should stick to native widgets with Material Me support.

JackbyDev ,

It’s proprietary, sure, but you’re literally just editing Markdown files. You can even change it to use Markdown links instead of wikilinks.

mojo ,

It’s mostly the hideous UI that makes me not use it lol

Lizard , in Markdown everywhere

Password manager? Hm…

docAvid ,

Not markdown but same spirit: www.passwordstore.org

NightAuthor ,

AES encrypted by hand, and then… .md files on GitHub

Chobbes ,

Artisanally woven substitution-permutation networks.

lambalicious , in Markdown everywhere

Eh, while Markdown is nice I think Dokuwiki’s syntax is infinitively better for any kind of text that ends up involving programming code. It also has a header syntax that makes sense, albeit rather cumbersome. And it also makes a proper distinction between italics and underline which are two different, standard typographical effects and not the same thing as Markdown seems to believe; and between ordered and unordered lists (let alone nested lists).

Just about the only bad thing is I haven’t been able to find an editor that supports it. Probably because, to my knowledge, no self-standing / independent renderer exists for it (the parser and renderer seem to be tightly integrated into the content manager).

timbuck2themoon ,

It’s funny- I use dokuwiki but my only gripe is I wish it was just standard markdown.

poVoq , in Markdown everywhere
@poVoq@slrpnk.net avatar

Wait until you learn about Org-mode.

keegomatic ,
@keegomatic@kbin.social avatar

I’m vaguely aware of Org-mode but only as an alternative to Markdown. Last time I looked into it, though (years ago), Markdown seemed like a much better option for me for various reasons. Do you have a good argument for why Org-mode is a better choice for common use cases than the relatively universal GitHub-flavored Markdown?

poVoq ,
@poVoq@slrpnk.net avatar

Much better ToDo list system with calendar integration and notifications via mobile apps.

lupec ,

Do you happen to have more info on mobile integration? I can only find one or two apps which claim to support org-mode notes at all, so I’m interested. Kinda assumed it wasn’t much of a thing, honestly.

poVoq ,
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benneti ,

depending on what you do there are large benefits, for me they are executable code blocks (i.e. jupyter like experience) and way better latex support (if you type equations that are more involved this is rather important).

Chobbes ,

Org mode is great, particularly if you’re already in the Emacs ecosystem because it can do a lot of stuff. Calendars, executable code blocks, spreadsheets, time tracking, org-roam for more ad-hoc notes and searching, capture templates for ingesting data…

I like org mode’s markup format a lot better than markdown’s. It’s a bit easier to do complicated things with escaping and stuff, and it supports syntax highlighting for different languages in code blocks, and LaTeX markup and stuff (which it can even display inline if you want).

As far as I am concerned the only reason to use markdown is that more people are familiar with it and there’s better support for it on certain platforms. These are certainly good enough reasons to use markdown, but in my experience if you’re in the position to use org-mode it’s just so much better.

Omgarm , in It's a mass extinction event

Look at all these C# dev who don’t know the witch hunts are starting in 2024.

TheFerrango ,

Time to become a Visual Basic .Net developer

Wild_Mastic ,

Jokes on you, I am already one! (yes my company chosen dev language is really vbnet)

lanbanger ,

I remember when I turned up to a new C# role, when all the interviews had been about C#, but the system was all VB.Net. Fckmylife.

Heavybell ,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

My old boss loved VB.Net. I still remember a time when I helped him out by solving mysterious bug for him.

He used to have this class he copied about to do database stuff. Not the worst thing of itself, but it was oddly specific in some ways for reused code. E.g. It had a function that took an enum value and returned connection string. And of course what options were in the enum varied.

So I come in one day and two other devs are already peering over his shoulder trying to help. The program is crashing when it tries to connect to the database and they can see for some reason the connection string is a single letter. I ask to see the function that is getting the connection string and see he’s removed the parameter, but the compiler didn’t pick up on it because:

  • VB.net lets you call functions that have no parameters without parentheses
  • VB.net is type lax, so an enum can be treated as an integer without casting
  • VB.net uses parentheses for array indexation as well as method invokation
  • .Net strings can be indexed like an array of characters
  • VB has no character type so VB.net treat characters as 1-length strings

So instead of passing an enum to a function, it was calling the function with no parameter, then using the enum value to index the returned string into a single character, which was then treated as a string and passed to the SqlClient constructor.

Wild_Mastic ,

I saw something similar in ancient code I found while refactoring some stuff. It’s between genius and maniac.

TheFerrango ,

All I’m saying is “AndAlso”

Wild_Mastic ,

OrElse

amio ,

I'm so sorry.

Rentlar ,

The next Slay the Spire to be developed on Microsoft Access

massive_bereavement , in Markdown everywhere
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Discovering obsidian has been a blessing for my sanity and made me less lazy for taking notes.

Plus I can use latex to transform md into docx and there's decent pdf support so I don't need to play with the circus of WYSIWYG pain that's MS Word.

TrustingZebra ,

I keep meaning to check out Obsidian, but I’m like you said, lazy.

arandomthought ,

Hi. This is your push to do it.
Download it and start a video tutorial of your choosing.
It’s great! Do it!

TrustingZebra ,

Lol thanks, I appreciate the push. I have more important things to be pushed towards though, such as work and personal tasks.

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Be lazier! I believe in you.

FlexibleToast ,

I have obsidian installed, but I haven’t really looked into how to use it. It has been on my list of things I should probably learn for a long time now

Nioxic ,

I am probably just an idiot but i find writing proper notes with links etc very tedious, in obsidian.

So i end uo just typing everything into a few documents based on the doc title. Which means i might as well just use notepad

FlexibleToast ,

I was using MarkText and a fairly structured set of directories. I switched to Bookstack which allows me to do essentially the same thing but with a web interface and the ability to share with even using RBAC. It doesn’t do the cool linking stuff though.

beppi ,

Sounds like you need to check out Org-roam (if you use emacs) or some other zettelkasten style note taking software

SkinnyTimmy ,

Randomly seeing German compound-words in the wild being used as a technical term is always funny to me for some reason

IlIllIIIllIlIlIIlI ,

Change Obsidian to Zettlr.

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

I think the use cases are different, as Zettlr seems like a pure publication tool but Obsidian (at least originally) was more of a personal note organizer that grew due to having community plugins.

I do agree though that Zettlr is a better publication tool, though I wouldn't change Obsidian for it as a personal organizer/kb.

drislands ,

Obsidian is what I used to keep my notes while playing Book of Hours. It was a fantastic tool and I’ll definitely use it in the future!

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

How's the Book of Hours? I played a good deal of Cultist Simulator, but it tends to suck me in and I recover few hours later without an understanding what just happened.

drislands ,

I finished my playthrough a couple days ago, after 80 hours. It’s much more forgiving than CS – there’s no lose condition, as far as I can tell. There’s also a shitload more to keep track of, hence me using Obsidian. I personally found the experience of tracking [what books give what resource] and [what resources make what crafting recipes] to be extremely satisfying, but your mileage may vary.

cyberic ,
@cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Pandoc is also great!

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Definitely, I said latex but I wanted to mean Pandoc.
The only thing is that applying a docx theme format to Pandoc was very challenging, although I would blame docx, not pandoc.

catherine_fish , in Markdown everywhere

.md files on

steve , in Markdown everywhere
@steve@lemmy.ca avatar

Could we convert this meme to markdown?

saltesc , in Easy peasy

Been out of the game a long time. Is Wordpress still used heavily or are people shifting to other platforms? For all the easy power it had, it always required convincing to do what it wasn’t originally intended to do. Dunno if that’s still the case but seems it.

sfcl33t ,

I had the same impression until recently. It’s now evolved into a high end, professional content management system and a ton of very high traffic sites use it. Wired runs on WordPress. Here are some other sites

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Oh yeah, it’s used extensively. It’s far and away the most popular CMS.

gratux , in It's a mass extinction event
@gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

no love for godot?

HolyDuckTurtle ,
@HolyDuckTurtle@kbin.social avatar

I hear Godot's own scripting language is preferable to C# if you're willing to learn it.

jmcs ,

C# is technically faster, but according to one of the cassette beasts’ co-directors, you can maximize productivity and performance by doing most stuff in gdscript and skipping directly to c++ for the bottlenecks.

AshLassay , (edited )

Also currently no C# iOS support in Godot 4. And probably makes porting to non-MS consoles difficult since it relies on .NET

funkless_eck ,

we could hang ourselves instead… we’d get an erection.

takeda , in Easy peasy

I love it, because it is not an over exaggeration like it happens most of the time with memes, but actual, real diagram for WordPress.

qaz ,

I didn’t even notice that, that’s amazing

hemko ,

Well yeah, but it has little more consideration than just a RPI sitting on your table.

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