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Ebsku , in Imagine

Don’t give Microsoft ideas

genoxidedev1 , in Imagine
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edit: didnt work but yall know what i mean
edit2: here

Knusper , in Imagine

You mean, like on Ubuntu?

Magnetar ,

Ubuntu really makes it hard to keep liking it. They keep pushing bullshit like snap.

Hexagon , in Imagine

Stop! Don’t give them ideas!

CookieJarObserver , in Imagine
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would build my own hardware if necessary.

alphacyberranger ,
@alphacyberranger@lemmy.world avatar

FOSH

IsoKiero , in Imagine

Image

marcos ,

I don’t know about vim, but emacs does have a clippy package for real. You can even make it be useful if you try hard enough.

kiranraine ,

That almost makes me wanna switch but I enjoy fish too much…even if it’s probably got issues above my level of use bc idk what I’m doing most of the time 😆

igorlogius , (edited ) in Imagine
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i could see that as a powershell “feature”, which allows microsoft to sell adspace in the command line that reaches technicans and administrators

!aboringdystopia

edit: fixed link

GhostsAreShitty ,

I was going to say, I’m surprised this isn’t a Windows 11 “feature”

igorlogius , (edited )
@igorlogius@lemmy.world avatar

cut them some slack, they can’t put every annoyance into one version … got to leave something for future “upgrades”

President_Pyrus ,
@President_Pyrus@feddit.dk avatar

If you write !aboringdystopia instead the link is usable for any instance.

igorlogius , (edited )
@igorlogius@lemmy.world avatar

i always forget. i am just to used to markdown. Thanks for the reminder.

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Ahhhh…THANK YOU! r/boringdistopia was one of the few subreddits I have been still missing.

igorlogius ,
@igorlogius@lemmy.world avatar

no problem … enjoy … kind of … maybe.

Brustadnrift ,

Maybe for the first time Ubuntu could get to sue them for infringing on their innovation.

canihasaccount ,

Good lord, I hope no one employed at Microsoft reads this. I would bet they institute it if they think of it.

yokonzo , in Every Single Freaking Time

I literally just learned about Ctrl+c last week, I’ve been using terminal casually since I was 10, and always thought it was dumb that when a script was stuck hanging that I had to close the command window and redo my steps. I always thought it was weird that you had to right click to copy something and never thought why that might be the case, I have no excuses.

Jakylla , in Imagine
@Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar 

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topinambour_rex ,
@topinambour_rex@lemmy.world avatar

You forgot the Your command will be executed in 10…9…8…

After each ads.

MeatsOfRage ,

Y’all just need to get Terminal Pro for $16.99 a month for that sweet ad free experience

abbadon420 ,

I have sl installed https://j.gifs.com/mLr91q.gif

breadsmasher , in Imagine
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

Already have ads with node / npm “looking for developers / donations / funding” messages

30p87 ,

Meme about a) virgin deno user; b) chad deno user; c) thad plain bash user

mcmodknower , in Every Single Freaking Time

It didn’t load completely at first, so i saw something like this and i think it is even better that way:

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/66d157d8-11fa-4d30-bf60-199f31c6853e.png

DR_Hero ,

Now I’m upset this wasn’t the original haha

wols ,

I think it works better with the context of the original already present.

pastelmind , in Console Logs : Hello from the other side

console.count()

00dani , in Some people just wake up and choose violence
@00dani@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

huh. what was the rationale for removing it in the first place? seems like a waste to throw away a whole codebase worth of perfectly good type annotations

NatoBoram ,

No rationale provided.

QuazarOmega ,

JSDoc enjoyers:
tumbleweeds rolling

Phen ,

They wanted to generate controversy to help market a new set of products they are announcing.

foobaz ,

shitposting

tills13 , in Some people just wake up and choose violence

I’d reject anything from Theo too tbh

sip ,

shots fired

foobaz ,

more like t -3

elxeno , in Console Logs : Hello from the other side 

<span style="color:#323232;">var num =0
</span><span style="color:#323232;">...
</span><span style="color:#323232;">console.log("Here " + num++)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">...
</span><span style="color:#323232;">console.log("Here " + num++)
</span>
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