programmer_humor

Solitaire20X6 , 19 days ago in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

MCP: Already there, Hun! END OF LINE.

cupcakezealot , 19 days ago in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

i think the dev is already ruined having to use npm

corsicanguppy , 19 days ago

Security people will say so.

corsicanguppy , 19 days ago in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Same thing.

BigMikeInAustin , 19 days ago in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

You’ll be forced to use only Windows forever.

30p87 , 19 days ago in blahaj

Noooooo what did you do to that poor shonky :ccc

henfredemars , 19 days ago

The data will be preserved 🤖

dejected_warp_core , 19 days ago in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

NPM ruin dev is a new advanced feature that endorses opinionated “extreme programming” techniques. First it gets to work rebuilding node_modules, but with all the least compatible module versions in order to accelerate testing. It also minifies your .js code in place, to save you some CPU cycles later. Lastly, it squashes your entire git history on all branches, to save space.

sukhmel , 19 days ago

It also tries to do rm -rf / to save more space, but in this case it’s a futile attempt

lud , 19 days ago in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

The NPM gods will smite you for using CMD instead of PowerShell.

__init__ , 19 days ago in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Yeah you’re gonna need a new dev environment. That one’s toast.

RecluseRamble , 19 days ago in After a particularly annoying update today

It must be a really deeply integrated part of the Windows kernel because it has never been able to show progress properly.

Back in the days of floppy disks it always felt that actual copying started when the progress showed 100%.

MacedWindow , 19 days ago in After a particularly annoying update today

This is only the beginning

MonkderVierte , 28 days ago in Average CSS

Worse. https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/ddbf4388-c4b0-445a-8f19-194f2b02d3a1.png

Peter_Arbeitsloser , 28 days ago

Isn’t cascading styles the whole point of Cascading Style Sheets?

_stranger_ , 28 days ago

You absolute fool. You must never utter its full name, lest you summon its wrath!

wizzor , 28 days ago

I don’t get it, isn’t this a pretty normal way of using media queries. Granted you’re more likely to see the widths defined in px.

ByteOnBikes , 28 days ago

Shhh… The poster doesn’t understand CSS and we shouldn’t embarrass them in a community with memes

wizzor , 27 days ago

My imposter syndrome kicked in full swing. I was ready to learn a CSS best practice and feel uncomfortable about it for the rest off the day.

MonkderVierte , 19 days ago

Nowadays we do responsive webdesign instead of micromanaging widths.

usernamefactory , 19 days ago

This is technically responsive, but I think you have a fair criticism. A single rule like this would be much more maintainable:

<span style="color:#323232;">#content .grid-container {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">	width: 90vw;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">	min-width: 12rem;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">	max-width: 75rem;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">	padding: 2rem 0 1rem;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>

Obviously, media rules have their place, but not for something that’s consistantly a full width container like this seems to be.

Godort , 19 days ago in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

believe it or not, jail.

MajorHavoc , 19 days ago

We have the best deployment pipeline in the world, because of jail.

NegativeLookBehind , 19 days ago in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Microsoft is way ahead of you

Thcdenton , 19 days ago in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

You forgot to run npm edge dev first

MonkderDritte , 19 days ago in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

NPM on Windows, it doesn’t matter anymore.