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clb92 , in I swear I check them often enough!

I’ve had about 1000+ tabs open before, but I’ve gotten better at keeping them under control. It’s very normal for me to hit a couple hundred, once in a while, though, before I go through them all and weed out the ones I’m done with. Right now I only have 24, but 19 of them are my pinned tabs that are used all the time.

bleistift2 , in Account Required, 2FA, Contract Signed In Blood... to see a PDF.

datev?

r , in I swear I check them often enough!
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I have 57 open right now

kuneho , in I swear I check them often enough!
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30 from it is stackoverflow, 10 are github, and 2 e926 pages.

pewpew , in I swear I check them often enough!
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Bookmarks exist for this reason, man

onlinepersona , in I swear I check them often enough!
bruhduh , in I swear I check them often enough!
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Tab suspender and session manager goes brrrr

RiikkaTheIcePrincess , in I swear I check them often enough!
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42? If only I could have so few 😅

XTL , in *pulls up custom glittery myspace page from 2006*

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Kojichan ,
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Not you again!

noxy , in Genie dislikes cloud
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most expensive hoise in seattle on redfin is 25 mil

5 car garage, so fill that up with a rimac nevera, a singer 911, some sort of koenigsegg, some kind of bugatti, and a sensible daily like a turbo gt taycan wagon if they ever make one

a few watches from the insane seven-figure watch brands like richard mille, jacob & co, whoever the fuck else

not even halfway to 100mil and I’m already tired of this thought experiment. yacht and jet i guess

Tyfud ,

Yeah, exactly. This would have to be a Genie using the “Brewster’s Millions” rules, not the ones in the tweet. In that case, they wouldn’t be able to own anything bought with the 100M at the end of the month.

mariusafa , in Quantum Lock suspends sales due to developers losing access to source code

So they were developing the game by sharing zips of their versions? OMG. There should be a tutorial of minimum Dev knowledge for wanna be new developers. They have very cool ideas, but the way they program…

For example Shadows of Doubt. Was running super bad last time I checked out. I think that too much accessibility to game Dev tools is lowering the quality of a lot of games (in resource hungry sense).

Aatube OP ,

IIRC it was made by two people, only one of which was a developer.

poke ,

Check out the dev stories from PalWorld, they bought a LOT of USB drives haha.

mariusafa ,

That sounds hella painful

yuri ,

I wonder how much overhead Shadows of Doubt spends just on maintaining all the NPC schedules, gotta be some room for optimization there.

JohnEdwa ,

It is still in early access and optimising the game is their current goal according to the road map, though as the whole concept of the game is about simulating every NPC properly at all times it’s always going to be really heavy game to run.
And you are right about accessibility making resource hungry games more common - they allow indies to make projects and use concepts that would have been scrapped as technically non-viable by a publisher before. Shadows of Doubt started development back in 2015, which would have meant reducing the scope of the game until it ran on a PS4. Being indie, they could just do whatever instead, and now it’s going to be enough if they can make it run acceptably on a PS5.

joyjoy , in Other data structures exists?

Lua tables are secretly hashmaps

roofuskit , in Genie dislikes cloud

I’ll buy a server farm and train an LLM. Won’t take the whole month.

best_username_ever , in Quantum Lock suspends sales due to developers losing access to source code

This game was released 10 years after git, and we already had backups since the 80s. Why are they lying?

prime_number_314159 ,

I think you’re reading more into the statement than is there. Their studio was founded the same year this game released, with only one of the two founders described as a programmer. I’m pretty sure they mean “we” as in “the two guys that founded the studio”.

pennomi ,

You’re trying to find maliciousness where there’s only incompetence.

Mango ,

Well it would be rude to think they’re not smart enough to make a backup of a thing they’re spending effort on and actually works.

Cethin ,

Why? I was the programming director of a game dev club in university and so many people didn’t know how to use git and I had to teach them. The number of university or early hobby projects that have been lost is probably essentially uncountable.

Mango ,

I’m a guy who likes to goon, eat magic mushrooms, and play videogames all the time. I don’t lose files.

Wanna trade jobs?

daniyeg ,

lmao your brain is so fried that you cannot understand that people making a game for the first time 10 years ago might’ve not understood the importance of proper version control and backup.

Mango ,

No, THEY did not understand. I know full well how to copy a file.

laughterlaughter ,

Bro still eating mushrooms while typing. Go lie down and play portishead somwehere.

Mango ,

Small children might take offense at a random Internet flamer like you, but I cannot be bothered to care.

laughterlaughter ,

Of course not. You’re a mango!

Mango ,
Redredme ,

So many games are lost in time due to this.

My favourite game off all time, Homeworld, got remastered years ago. Its fantastic follow-up, cataclysm could not be included in the renaster. The reason? Lost source code. No backups, studio got bought, diveded, merged, shut down and nobody thoight it prudent to safeguard that what they bought; the code and ip.

It happens. Often.

Mango ,

Ugh buyouts are terrible.

NostraDavid ,
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The fact that Blizzard was able to piece together a reconstruction of WoW Classic v1.12 is more of the exception to the rule.

FooBarrington ,

“We lost access to the source code because we didn’t use VCS or make backups”

“Well, it would be rude to think they’re not smart enough to make a backup[…]”

No, what’s rude is assuming that people are lying to you without good reason.

Mango ,

How do we know what reason they have?

FooBarrington ,

They told you their reason: they were inexperienced. Why do you assume they must be lying, and hiding another reason?

Mango ,

Because their stated reason is stupid. You can do all this complex stuff but forget the turn it off and back on? Get fucked with that nonsense.

FooBarrington ,

Then tell me: what else could the reason be? Why make people deliberately think you’re stupid? What’s the advantage?

And yes, this is a thing that happens literally to thousands of people every day. Almost everyone has a “I didn’t make backups” story. Humans aren’t born perfect - they make mistakes and learn from them. How many doctoral theses do you think are lost every day due to missing backups? Or how much art, how much data in general?

Instead of assuming some evil genius agenda hiding behind their stupid stated reason, you could just try to accept that people make mistakes. But you surely don’t ever make any, so why would anyone else?

Mango ,

Maybe they have plagiarized code. Who knows?

FooBarrington ,

That would be a worthwhile idea if any evidence pointed towards it (e.g. any public documentation about legal communications).

Without any evidence, it’s a useless accusation for an explanation that:

  • has happened in many documented cases, both bigger studios as well as indies
  • happens to many people every day with similarly important data (just search for new people trying to recover their incredibly important data - it’s a very common occurrence)
  • is especially likely to happen to fresh developers, which they were

I can accuse you of any number of horrible things, and I’d have the same amount of evidence you have for your accusation. What would this add to the discussion?

laughterlaughter ,

“It would be rude to think that they’re inexperienced. So let’s just say that THEY’RE LIARS!!!

You’re almost close to self-awareness. But then, not bad for a mango.

Adalast ,

Incompetence might even be a little harsh. Inexperience or incompetence maybe. I prefer inexperience.

laughterlaughter ,

Incompetence is fine. Incompetence can come from different sources, including inexperience.

lath ,

Incompetence is usually used as an insult, so using it in the case of inexperience tends to be mean-spirited.

laughterlaughter ,

Fair point.

But to be fair, “you’re inexperienced” can also be used as an insult.

lath ,

Might be personal bias, but I see “you’re inexperienced” as “learn some more and come back later” and “you’re incompetent” as “get out of my sight and never come back”.

laughterlaughter ,

True.

It could also be purportedly condescending. Still an insult.

Reddfugee42 ,

Elaborate on the finer differences

lath ,

Inexperience is failing before becoming familiar with a task. Incompetence is failing repeatedly after becoming familiar with a task.

originalfrozenbanana ,

Your username is not the best ever. Why are you lying?

Reddfugee42 ,

Audience: oooooh!

PenisDuckCuck9001 , in Genie dislikes cloud

I’m going to get the most overpriced ai service I can possibly find to say “gib” over and over and over until it’s all gone.

trolololol ,

The hobbits are leaving to Isengard!

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