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tatterdemalion , in What are variables and semicolons for actually?
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Would you rather have semicolons or significant newlines?

TadoTheRustacean OP ,

Semicolons. Statement’s can be written in multiple lines such as rust io::stdin(&mut foo) .unwrap(). Idk if it would work if the newlines were significant. Also when I paste something, it could be ready hard for the formatter to format it.

Starkstruck , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

immediate divorce /s

victorz , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

Would’ve loved to see which community they posted to. RelationshipAdvice?

colournoun , in What are variables and semicolons for actually?

Isn’t this basically how lisp works?

TheAgeOfSuperboredom ,

Yup! Also languages in the ML family and others I’m sure.

SpaceNoodle , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

Switch to emacs

raindrop1988 , (edited ) in Has this ever happened to you?

I write the code: $400 an hour

I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

You write the code: $3200 an hour

zurohki ,

I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?

Hupf ,

If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes

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    hydroptic ,

    That’s $6400 per hour

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    Hupf ,

    I would not if noticed that if not for your addendum.

    puppy , (edited )

    Of course not! Cash is also acceptable.

    raindrop1988 ,

    Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D

    Mango ,

    Actually I’m his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.

    Anticorp ,

    Pssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.

    PainInTheAES , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

    Hey at least you showed her your vim and not your nano or micro

    Anticorp , in Has this ever happened to you?

    Is humor supposed to make you angry?

    sik0fewl , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

    You might’ve moved around too quickly. Stick to motion in the home row to start - hjkl. There are several ways to enter insert mode but DO NOT attempt it before she’s familiar with the basic motions.

    0x01 , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

    Guy shoulda tried emacs instead, wife is probably an elitist

    tatterdemalion , (edited ) in What are variables and semicolons for actually?
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    You can replace return foo with just foo.

    Username ,

    Not here, because it’s being used as a function argument.

    tatterdemalion ,
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    Oh wow. I hate this lol

    firelizzard , in What are variables and semicolons for actually?
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    After programming in Go for nearly a decade, the idea of going back to needing semicolons brings me pain. Rust seems cool, but semicolons 🤢

    TadoTheRustacean OP ,

    As you can see, rust allows you to not put semicolons at the end of code blocks. The presence of semicolons is not a language killer. It’s a very hard language, but its worth it.

    Asudox ,
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    I agree. Semicolons are a small “tradeoff” (personally not for me) for such a great language.

    firelizzard ,
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    The presence of semicolons is not a language killer.

    I’m not saying it is. But every time I have to work in a language that requires semicolons I’m constantly forgetting them and constantly reminded of how nice it is to not have to care in Go.

    hemmes , in Microsoft 365?
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    This is exactly how I feel browsing the admin portal market place for licenses

    RozhkiNozhki , in Microsoft 365?
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    Sounds about right.

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    Blackout ,
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    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. He rises again!

    RustyShackleford ,
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    Long may he reign.

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