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DudeImMacGyver ,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why do I want cheese now?

Natanael ,

fascination

captainlezbian ,

It’s worked for and on me

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Username checks out

captainlezbian ,

Thanks, and my romantic life is going grate

homesweethomeMrL ,

Oof!

jaaake ,

This lesbian has big dad energy.

captainlezbian ,

It’s probably why moms are into me

Mediocre_Bard ,

o7

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Which cheese fascinates you the most? And is there a fascination type? Are cow milk blue cheeses more fascinating than goat milk cheeses?

captainlezbian ,

An aged cheddar has a fascinating complexity. Give me cheeses old enough to have gained wisdom

JackbyDev ,

The prophecy was true!

NaibofTabr ,

https://infosec.pub/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.makeagif.com%2Fmedia%2F4-19-2016%2FZfAd1J.gif

0ops ,

You gonna eat that?

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Yes

Mango ,

I’ll pay extra for that third wheel.

cordlesslamp ,

Why is this cheese smell like fish?

nudnyekscentryk ,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin

ShepherdPie ,

If you’ve never hit the unlucky lottery and smelled fish before, you might very well be a virgin.

nudnyekscentryk ,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Basing on my statistically significant sample I would say vaginas do not smell like fish

rekorse ,

They NEVER smell like fish? Are you sure about that?

MeThisGuy ,

well there is that ye 'ol saying:

if it tastes like chicken, keep on licking. if it tastes like trout, get out

but acktually it’s the bisection of lime and aluminum foil

cordlesslamp ,

“statistically significant”

LOL sure buddy.

cordlesslamp ,

Lemmies are even worst than Reddit in taking a joke.

nudnyekscentryk ,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

No u

pyre ,

well it would help if the premise of the joke wasn’t wrong and 500 years old.

x0x7 ,

That’s going to get sold on the internet.

WhyFlip ,

She’s the wheel deal!

feedum_sneedson ,

she cute

slaacaa ,

So the money of Big Parma is behind her

tortiscu ,

source: gabrieleseghizzi.com/…/giorgia-villa-parmigiano-r…

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Why is this so funny?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d85e72b4-e56c-46ee-9b9e-2c9346f49b4e.png

nimomycelium ,
@nimomycelium@lemmy.world avatar

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    TheTetrapod ,

    Did you know those wheels sweat oil? I hope they were wiped down before. And after, I guess.

    Damage ,

    They’re fake, made of plastic

    Vespair ,

    I really doubt that… Why would they go through the cost of producing a plastic version of their product when they could simply use the actual article? I worked in a cheese shop for years, these particular wheels are VERY durable - I legitimately can’t think of any benefit in using a fake cheese wheel, aside from TheTetrapod’s correct comment about these wheels sweating oil (which makes most people’s skin breakout into acne) which can be easily and immediately solved by using a rag.

    edit: and again, having worked closely with this exact cheese many many many times, that is exactly what they look like as whole wheels. I have zero reason to believe this is plastic.

    Damage ,

    I’m Italian, those prop cheese wheels are pretty common, for store displays and such. Google “Forma parmigiano plastica” and you’ll find a lot of them.

    Breezy ,

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/94c86dce-15b4-4171-b014-3eb3dfb0d45a.jpeg

    Wizard_Pope ,
    @Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

    Why does the website have this section? I am dying of laughter.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dc70d298-250d-4488-a02a-94149c6ca2c1.png

    RadioFreeArabia ,

    perfetta

    harrys_balzac ,

    Oh to be a wheel of cheese in the embrace of an Olympic gymnast. Sigh Some dreams will never come true.

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