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Beaver ,
@Beaver@lemmy.ca avatar

Vegans: I’m not impressed.

TheTetrapod ,

Did you know those wheels sweat oil? I hope they were wiped down before. And after, I guess.

Damage ,

They’re fake, made of plastic

Vespair ,

I really doubt that… Why would they go through the cost of producing a plastic version of their product when they could simply use the actual article? I worked in a cheese shop for years, these particular wheels are VERY durable - I legitimately can’t think of any benefit in using a fake cheese wheel, aside from TheTetrapod’s correct comment about these wheels sweating oil (which makes most people’s skin breakout into acne) which can be easily and immediately solved by using a rag.

edit: and again, having worked closely with this exact cheese many many many times, that is exactly what they look like as whole wheels. I have zero reason to believe this is plastic.

Damage ,

I’m Italian, those prop cheese wheels are pretty common, for store displays and such. Google “Forma parmigiano plastica” and you’ll find a lot of them.

Mango ,

I’ll pay extra for that third wheel.

cordlesslamp ,

Why is this cheese smell like fish?

nudnyekscentryk ,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin

ShepherdPie ,

If you’ve never hit the unlucky lottery and smelled fish before, you might very well be a virgin.

nudnyekscentryk ,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Basing on my statistically significant sample I would say vaginas do not smell like fish

rekorse ,

They NEVER smell like fish? Are you sure about that?

MeThisGuy ,

well there is that ye 'ol saying:

if it tastes like chicken, keep on licking. if it tastes like trout, get out

but acktually it’s the bisection of lime and aluminum foil

cordlesslamp ,

“statistically significant”

LOL sure buddy.

cordlesslamp ,

Lemmies are even worst than Reddit in taking a joke.

nudnyekscentryk ,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

No u

pyre ,

well it would help if the premise of the joke wasn’t wrong and 500 years old.

verdantbanana ,
@verdantbanana@lemmy.world avatar

cheese has never looked so good before

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

I think I wanna be her when I grow up.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

She’s 21. I wanna be her and ungrow down. :(

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

Holy Moses, half my age and hugging a huge cheese.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My back couldn’t handle holding that much cheese now. :(

stringere ,

Not with that attitude!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Or that spine.

stringere ,

Yeah, maybe work up a skeleton instead of all the fancy aerial maneuvers?

Hadriscus ,

Well I’d rather be the cheese

Moorcroftia ,

Has reality got so bad that it is now aping Ai?

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Shit, I should've become a gymnast...

Klear ,

I should have become cheese…

Natanael ,

You’re in luck, that joke is cheesy

just_another_person ,

Big Parmesan is really getting their hooks into everything these days.

Lets_Eat_Grandma ,

As it should, it’s delicious.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Please tell me this means cheese rolling will become a new Olympic sport!

en.wikipedia.org/…/Cooper's_Hill_Cheese-Rolling_a…

Oh yes there absolutely is video if you’re curious.

rekorse ,

I’d eat that cheese and I’m vegan.

WhyFlip ,

She’s the wheel deal!

masquenox ,

Eh, I prefer Irish white cheddars myself. But, on the whole, cheese is probably one of the less-evil things out there doing sponsorships.

feedum_sneedson ,

she cute

homesweethomeMrL ,

I approve this message.

DarkSpectrum ,

That’s why parmesan smells so bad

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I take it you’ve only had green top shakers?

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