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Nastybutler ,

They’d make all their money back if they auctioned off those particular wheels

BigBananaDealer ,
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that third wheel will go for millions

and the feet ones too probably

NightShot ,

Hope she gets one of those cheese wheels dropped on her head. Go Vegan !

iamericandre ,

Those things are 90 pounds, so you want this woman to be killed for posing with cheese? Get help

Ookami38 ,

Well yeah. She’s daring to consume something from an animal. That’s definitely one of the worst things a human can do. /s

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

When your stance is more extreme than PETA’s, there may be an issue.

Maalus ,

Just for you, I’m grilling tonight

NightShot ,

TLDR: Cheese wheel good… vegaaan baad ! OOH AAHH MUST BURN INOCENT ANIMAL ON FIRE !

Go fuck yourself.

Maalus ,

Those innocent animals were burned because of your actions.

NightShot ,

How suprising, moron says dumb thing and then does dumb things. Oga-boga shit for brains ;-)

Welt ,

And you lack the self-awareness to understand why so many think “vegan bad”. You’re a naive and petulant child.

NightShot ,

Nah, you think theres a relation between being in a majority and being right. And Im telling you your not right and I dont accept your stupid excuses.

There is no excuse for 77 billion deaths every year.

Nazis where in majority during the 30s, these days we look back at it diffrently. Enjoy moron :-)

rekorse ,

I’d eat that cheese and I’m vegan.

Corno ,

You can’t disabrie that she’s gouda make a lot of money from this.

Anyolduser ,

Cheddar, if you will.

Toneswirly ,

Those cheese wheels are heavy too, she makes it look easy to pick up

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

I think I wanna be her when I grow up.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

She’s 21. I wanna be her and ungrow down. :(

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

Holy Moses, half my age and hugging a huge cheese.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My back couldn’t handle holding that much cheese now. :(

stringere ,

Not with that attitude!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Or that spine.

stringere ,

Yeah, maybe work up a skeleton instead of all the fancy aerial maneuvers?

Hadriscus ,

Well I’d rather be the cheese

Moorcroftia ,

Has reality got so bad that it is now aping Ai?

RadioFreeArabia ,

Gorgeous. Two of my favorite things.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Cheese and spandex?

kjaeselrek ,

Another cheese

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Exquisite!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Please tell me this means cheese rolling will become a new Olympic sport!

en.wikipedia.org/…/Cooper's_Hill_Cheese-Rolling_a…

Oh yes there absolutely is video if you’re curious.

kate ,

How do I get sponsored by cheese? urgent

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Are you a beautiful Italian gymnast skilled enough to become an olympian?

kate ,

no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard

kate ,

can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Oh yeah, the will 100% annihilate a box of mac and cheese. Like, just devour. Like it's nothing.

It's unreal, they consume an absolutely absurd amount of calories. Some athletes expend enough in a day to power most of us for almost a week.

They will take that box and turn it into a bunch of backflips or something wild.

kate ,

is that how they get the cheese sponsorship??

kate ,

plz i need to know

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

That one is a mystery to me I'm afraid.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

I'll have to check the rule book but as someone who knows extremely little about Parmesan cheese (other than the fact that is fucking delicious), I would say you have promise and will go far in the cheese universe.

just_another_person ,

Big Parmesan is really getting their hooks into everything these days.

Lets_Eat_Grandma ,

As it should, it’s delicious.

Etterra ,

America: I’m sponsored by soulless corporate conglomerates.

Italy: I’m sponsored by cheese!

America: tears up and salutes Italy

Dkarma ,

Wisconsin salutes with both hands

Madison420 ,

Well roughly 60% might.

prex ,

How is Wisconsin holding the cheese?

Zipitydew ,

They happen to also be known for their sausages.

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I mean, those cheeses are also big global conglomerates and they take it a step further by gatekeeping the name of their cheeses.

Tudsamfa ,

Why is this worse than standard conglomerate practices? It’s effectively a brand name, no?

Schadrach ,

Less a brand name because multiple companies can make parmigiano reggiano, but it’s a combination of requirements designed to protect local industry - for example, for it to be parmigiano reggiano cheese it has to be made with one of two lists of three ingredients, the milk has to come from cows from a specific region of Italy, a certain percentage of the feed for those cows must come from a specific region of Italy, is aged for a certain minimum time, etc, etc. It’s an entire set of industries protected by a legal definition of a cheese.

When you see “parmesan” instead of “parmigiano reggiano” it’s a similar sort of cheese that isn’t made within the legally protected definition. Most often it’s just not made in the one specific part of Italy with milk from cows from that part of Italy fed by feed from that part of Italy, it’s made somewhere else using dairy that doesn’t have to be imported. Or it’s aged “enough” for the flavors to develop but not the full time required. Or both.

There are a whole array of product designations in the EU that basically exist to protect individual agricultural industries from competition by requiring that products be made in a certain place, or using products from a certain place in order to prevent outsiders from duplicating the product, increasing supply and driving down prices.

Basically the same logic as “if it’s not from the Champagne wine region in France it’s just sparkling white wine.” Also the same reason why “real” balsamic vinegar costs a fucking fortune.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Sort of the old medieval guild system to prevent competition and keep prices high.

SpongyAneurism ,

Not really. It doesn’t really prevent competition. You’re welcome to make your own cheese (or whatever) that competes with the protected variant. You’re just not allowed to call it the same thing.

It’s more like a measure to prevent shitty corporate cost cutting and skimpflation strategies from ruining a thing into oblivion and ensuring that you can rely on a certain level of quality that is associated with the traditional product.

The system might have it’s downsides, but I’m definitely on board with the intent.

Sam_Bass ,

Some tetracycline might help that

threelonmusketeers ,

Tetracycline, sold under various brand names, is an oral antibiotic in the tetracyclines family of medications, used to treat a number of infections, including acne, cholera, brucellosis, plague, malaria, and syphilis.

What does this have to do with gymnasts sponsored by cheese?

Sam_Bass ,

Never heard of vaginal cheese?

SocialMediaRefugee ,

I didn’t know a type of cheese could do business deals. I’m going to get sponsored by cheddar.

uebquauntbez ,

Parma ftw! f**k Pharma!

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