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AeonFelis ,

The text of the Ten Commandments … shall be printed in a large, easily readable font.

Comic Sans it is.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

No … Wingdings.

AeonFelis ,

How is Wingdings “easily readable”?

RvTV95XBeo , (edited )

How about Arabic? Or Chinese, simplified Chinese is read by like a billion people, so clearly easily readable, it even has simplified in the name!

AeonFelis ,

Wouldn’t work. The law clearly specifies the exact text, and it’s in English.

Krzd ,
@Krzd@lemmy.world avatar

Can you write English with Chinese characters?

XTL ,

People certainly try with Cyrillic. And kanji?

gentooer , (edited )

Cyrillic seems really difficult with all the vowel shifts, English doesn’t even make sense in its own alphabet. Something like “Ай эм де лорд, дай год.” then?

bamfic ,

Er, hebrew?

shasta ,

It is easily readable wingdings. It doesn’t say it has to be easily understood or interpreted.

Denjin ,

I wonder if the poster they have to put up will show a picture of Jesus. Evangelicals sure do love those graven images.

AngryCommieKender ,

They’re the type to use a picture of Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

You joke but if you want to troll Bible nuts at protests, absolutely carry a picture of Obi Wan as Jesus. Aragorn works too.

Or go wild and have Black Jesus.

AngryCommieKender ,

I go even further. Jesus was a direct decendant of David, and so is this guy, so Middle Eastern Jesus it is.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d0af3aed-e15d-4165-b03d-cc196ffb6d8f.jpeg

brygphilomena ,

youtu.be/4xgx4k83zzc

esc27 ,

I read that as commandlets and now I’m worried Powershell has given me brain damage…

  1. if ((Get-God).Count -gt 1){Set-God -Identity “YHWH”}
  2. Get-Idol | Remove-Idol
  3. foreach($godsname in ((Get-God).Name){ if (($speech -like “$godsname”) -and ($speech.vain)) {$speech = “”}}
  4. Set-Reminder -Start (Get-Date “06/29/2024”) -Reoccurance 7 -Subject "Holy"
  5. Set-Person -Relation “Mother” -Honor $true; Set-Person -Relation “Father” -Honor $true;
  6. $murder = $false
  7. $adultry = $false
  8. $stealing = $false
  9. if ((Get-Truth $speech) -eq $false){$speech = “”}
  10. $NoCovet=(Get-Property -SearchDepth 2) + (Get-Person -Relation “Neighbor”)
Lets_Eat_Grandma ,

i’m so sorry.

clutchtwopointzero ,

PowerShell is an objectively ugly language to read

n3m37h ,

How is there 11 When there should clearly be only 2 commandments

FlyingSquid ,
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For those who do not know, in Exodus, Moses gets pissed off, smashes the tablets people today call the Ten Commandments, goes back up the mountain and Yaweh has him carve new ones with different laws on them. Those laws are the only laws called “Ten Commandments” in the Bible.

They include:

Three times a year all your men are to appear before the Sovereign Lord, the God of Israel. [Good luck with that]

Do not offer the blood of a sacrifice to me along with anything containing yeast

“Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk.

As the end of the chapter says:

Moses was there with the Lord forty days and forty nights without eating bread or drinking water. And he wrote on the tablets the words of the covenant—the Ten Commandments.

www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus 34&ve…

The Bible cannot be more clear on this point, but it’s always ignored.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

“The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock. 20 Redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem all your firstborn sons.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a578712-6fab-4c21-b4d7-0cc1a9b70953.png

randon31415 ,

Come on year of Jubilee! At least do the law against charging interest on loans!

Anyways, ya, the 11 are group the first two or the last two. If you group the first two, you sort of lessen the impact of “I am your god” with stuff about idols - but if you group the last two “don’t covet your neighbors property, such as: wife, house, horses, etc…” you basically are saying wives are property.

kamenoko ,

The Old Testament is a founding document for the kingdoms of Israel and Judah that establishes their lineage from the original humans to legendary Kings. Plus a bunch of laws, instructions for worship and whatnot.

People just took it too seriously and now we murder eachother over our imaginary friends.

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