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andrewth09 ,

They broke the 10th commandment into two commandments. There should have been a semicolon after 10a, not a new line.

(10a) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house.

(10b) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his cattle, nor anything that is thy neighbor’s."

tacosanonymous ,

10(Revised): Don’t covet thy neighbors’ shit.

bradorsomething ,

10.0.2 fixed coveting of cattle to match other items in coveting domain

littlebluespark ,
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10.0.2.1 fixed coveting to close loophole inv. neighbors’ wives, daughters, and all other livestock

(for clarity: “holy” books are largely penned by bigoted pedos. full stop.)

Fedizen ,

but its okay to covet shit if they’re not a neighbor, right?

bazus1 ,

twist: It’s neighbors all the way down.

Cethin ,

My understanding is “neighbor” is mostly a mistranslation. It’s really referring to people within your tribe. Don’t fuck with people who are in your group basically, in order to keep the peace. Outsiders are fair game.

stoicmaverick ,

Further revisions: Don’t like things that aren’t me.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

nor his manservant, nor his maidservant

“Slaves” in the original, but of course we can’t allow any hint of three thousand year old shit not being strictly relevant any more.

Maggoty ,

Oh don’t worry, that revision is just waiting for SCOTUS to give them enough cover.

frezik ,

There are a ton of translation differences, and it can also change depending on if you look at Exodus or Deuteronomy.

AFAIK, Louisiana also picked a version that aligns to the KJV, which is a shit translation advocated by the dumbest dullards of Christian Fundamentalism.

postmateDumbass ,
  1. Thou shalt not math.

PS: this is what happens when the commitee watches Spinal Tap too many times.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

If George Lucas had directed Spinal Tap, he would have already gone back and made Stonehenge orange.

JackFrostNCola ,

Surely there’s an inbred-11 fingers joke in here somewhere…

Contramuffin ,

I see that Louisiana is run by Clay Puppington… How many “lost commandments” are they going to include?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c03ebf23-06a0-4f52-afe9-61e6ba2dcec0.jpeg

RizzRustbolt ,

What do you mean “Thall shalt not horn in on thy husband’s racket” isn’t a commandment?

apex32 ,

Also: “Thou shalt not take… moochers into thy… hut.”

Bluefalcon ,

A bunch of religious nuts “find” a country and make up new rules. Now, people that can’t count to 10 use those documents to make crazy religious rules. Am I understanding this correctly?

RickRussell_CA ,
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I believe the last two listed (‘Thou shalt not covet…’) are considered to be the same commandment, although they appear as two separate verses in the Bible.

Hope ,

It varies, actually. See the numbering section on Wikipedia for a breakdown of how different traditions have broken down the list into ten items.

LEDZeppelin ,

Home many of these commandments their lord messiah Trump violates on hourly basis?

Lost_My_Mind ,

Oh, it’s ok. Christians have never read the bible. They just make it up individually.

dogsnest ,
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The fourth commandment says you’re a eunuch.

homesweethomeMrL ,

That’s fucking classic

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