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paysrenttobirds ,

If the people doing the work are “eating the profits” I feel like that’s what’s supposed to happen?

Where else should the profits go…

sin_free_for_00_days ,

Nobody’s yet mentioned their fucking stock buybacks.

edgemaster72 ,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Oh no!

…

Anyway

Lexam ,

Snake eating it’s own tail. “Rising costs” They’re the ones raising the prices.

SeaJ ,

Then be okay with lower profits?

shininghero ,

https://media.tenor.com/yjp2okhcnugAAAAC/worlds-smallest-violin-mr-krabs.gif

athos77 ,

Damnit, I can't find it microscopic violin!

DarkenLM ,

How can't you see it, it's right there!

Now where have I left my sub-atomic violin?...

Gargleblaster ,
@Gargleblaster@kbin.social avatar

First, you prove down to the penny that you're not just saying that while you profit more.

You think you can just keep pulling the same shit?

malloc ,

Oh no, will somebody please think of the shareholders?!

C-level executives to employees: “we need to cut 5% of workforce to pump the stonk!!!1”

ZeroCool ,

“Our record breaking profits aren’t

Fuck them all. Nationalize the airlines.

ME5SENGER_24 ,

As a customer, I don’t give two FLYING fucks about your profits.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Their…. Record breaking…. Profits?

justhach ,
@justhach@lemmy.world avatar

No, you don’t understand! If we dont increase profits year over year, this will greatly upset Mammon and, like, we can’t have that!

aksdb ,

Stakeholder meeting: “We make lots of profit. It was the best fiscal year ever!”

Internal employee comms: “Sorry, we missed our goals this year. Therefore we don’t hand out bonus payments.”

Tygr ,

Hey morons, we don’t care! Offset higher costs by reducing your idiotic compensation plans at the executive level.

strawberry ,
@strawberry@artemis.camp avatar

but the poor execs! they work so hard, they deserve those bonuses

captainlezbian ,

Yeah after sacrificing customers, employees, and the environment to profits for decades suck it the fuck up

Exadyne ,

Boo fucking hoo! Let me play them the world’s tiniest violin.

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