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solsangraal ,

and trump voters lap it up like hogs at the trough

fine_sandy_bottom ,

I swear these guys sit down every morning and make a list of all the messed up shit they’ve done, then issue a press release saying the dems did all that stuff.

tigeruppercut ,

The dems really need to stop wearing so much orange makeup and shitting in their diapers.

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

And giving Trump gonorrhea. Allegedly.

Landless2029 ,

Standard red defense. Protecting your lies/crimes to blue…

Nuke_the_whales ,

“I don’t know who to believe, they’re exact doubles!”

-undecided voters

Blackout , (edited )
@Blackout@fedia.io avatar

"... tell the American people that one candidate (Trump) is a fascist and if he’s elected it will be the end of American democracy."
-quote from JD Vance

ThirdWorldOrder ,

I’m worried about The Onion. Trump and Vance are going to put them out of business since the headlines write themselves with these two knuckleheads

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

We said that during the Bush years too. Turns out they can still find something funny.

ThirdWorldOrder ,

Those were great Onion years

Today ,

At least once a day i scroll up to see if I’m reading an onion post.

Z3k3 ,

This was that post today

Landless2029 , (edited )

They just need to get ahead of the curve.

Take random ass rumors from social and claim they are spreading it.

Not like the pet eating but really crazy conspiracy shit.

Or make them apologize for thier lies and project them JUST as they start spouting lies.

Edit:

Perfect!! Just make Trump solve the drought in cali by turning the faucet!. Either AI or Photoshop that shit like wheel of fortune!

ThirdWorldOrder ,

You’re hired!

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

He and Trump spread “lies” not “rumors”. The word " rumors " implies that there was some truth to it, and there was none.

RestrictedAccount ,

… at least somebody believes there was truth to it.

This is where we have to remind everybody that Vance admitted lying about this.

psvrh ,
@psvrh@lemmy.ca avatar

What a craven, gaslighting piece of shit.

CatsGoMOW ,

How’s this for inflammatory rhetoric, JD? Fuck you. Sincerely, an Ohioan.

CosmicTurtle0 ,

Honestly, that’s relatively tame.

You can do better.

kent_eh ,

I hope your state shows Republicans just how much you love it when Republicans throw the state under the bus to fuel their political ambitions.

CatsGoMOW ,

Oh I have next to zero hope that it will.

numlok ,

Weird.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/31e847ac-8101-4bb2-91f8-d008f6097046.jpeg

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

How did we end up in the Onion Timeline?

danc4498 ,

“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own rhetoric”

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