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SnotFlickerman ,
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https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/b2e10307-97da-441f-b28f-2121a4b992ba.webp

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s amazing.

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

She has that face down perfect. Spot on

avidamoeba ,
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

This is what I came here for.

gnomesaiyan ,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

“like a 4chan post came to life” -Jake Tapper, CNN

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@lemmy.world avatar

I’m experiencing so many conflicting emotions right now. Horrified, amused, enthusiastic, resigned…

There’s smoke coming out of my ears, and I smell a burning clutch from constantly shifting gears.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I was anxious as fuck going in. By the end of Trump’s first response, I knew he’d lost and I sat back and enjoyed the stupid.

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

The fact checking live to his face had him losing it. And that irritated head shake every time they quoted him. So beautiful.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Disregarding everything before, on closing statements alone, Kamala crushed him.

HottieAutie ,

According to Trump, leaders all over the world are calling and going to see Trump to laugh at the USA.

So like, which ones? Which leaders are visiting Trump to laugh at the USA? And why is he accepting them over and over? Why are world leaders wasting their time laughing at the USA with Trump? Tell us, Trump!

SeaJ ,

Probably only Orban who is batshit.

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

I think he has support from North Korea, Russia, Hungary, and Turkey possibly. He doesn’t have the support of Germany, France, UK, Canada, Spain… Nevermind I don’t have all night

mycodesucks ,
@mycodesucks@lemmy.world avatar

Hardly worth mentioning at this point, but this is illegal.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

PBS has a lady on who says congresspeople are contacting her and basically saying, “why couldn’t it have been Nikki Haley?!”

tal , (edited )
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

I’ve had that same question for Republican primary voters for some months.

barsquid ,

Because Nimarata doesn’t excite the core Repub voting base (christofascist bigots) so she would never win the general election.

lambda ,
@lambda@programming.dev avatar

That handshake spoke a lot.

peopleproblems ,

She was getting that handshake.

That was her warning shot that it was her stage.

Substance_P ,

She smashed it…in my opinion

WindyRebel ,

Like Gallagher smashing a watermelon - or…human pumpkin?

HottieAutie ,

I would have liked her to trigger his anger. He needed to lose it on stage while she laughed at him being a big baby.

smokebuddy ,

the crack about his crowd leaving early was pretty good

Captainvaqina ,

That did actually happen. His default is the world’s biggest crying bitch, but she got extra out of him and cemented it.

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

The way he paused before saying “the Jewish people” I’m convinced he had to brace himself to not sneer out “the Jews” instead.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Yeah she didn’t leave much on the table.

It’s strange how difficult to combat Trump’s brand is. Like it seems so pathetic, yet it’s simultaneously unassailable.

KnightontheSun ,

Partly because he says everything so forcefully and appears to be a convincing person. It’s all a sham obviously.

A very confident liar.

Substance_P ,

Yep…There was no need to pull out the " I’m speaking "card.

xmunk ,

Why hasn’t Vice President Harris fixed everything already, she’s the Vice President already so she should fix it.

So says the man that tried to get his VP hung when he dared disagree with him.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Trump closing statement: “She said she’s going to do lots of wonderful things. Why hasn’t she done it yet? They’ve had 3 1/2 years to fix the border and create jobs. Why hasn’t she done it? She should go down to the beautiful White House and to the Capitol and get them all together, but you won’t do it, because you want to do things that Americans don’t want like no fossil fuels. Germany tried and now they’re back to how they used to be. But I need to ask a simple question: why didn’t she do it? We’re a failing nation. They’re laughing at us. I know world leaders very well. They come to see me and call me and tell me. We don’t know what’s going on. We have wars going on in the middle east and in Ukraine and we’ll have nuclear war. I rebuilt our entire military. She gave a lot of it away to the Taliban. What these people have done to our country- the worst part is they let millions of criminals into our country. They are destroying the country. The worst president and the worst vice president in the history of our country.”

Ho-lee fuck.

xmunk ,

She didn’t do anything because she’s not the fucking President.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Earlier in the debate, she said that she is Joe Biden. Like he literally said that. So maybe he thinks she can?

LiveFreeDie8 ,

Maybe it’s like the time he claimed she was always Indian then one day changed to be black.

He was always Joe Biden then one day he made a change and says she is Kamala now.

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Dude I literally spit out my cat when I heard him railing off there.

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

We found the Haitian!

AdrianTheFrog ,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

gpt-2 could do a better job lol

ok, maybe the gpt-2 one is a bit incoherent, it was from five years ago though

The following is a closing speech in a debate against Kamala Harris by the Republican Donald Trump. "She said she’s going to do lots of wonderful things. Why hasn’t she done it yet? They’ve had 3 1/2 years to fix the border and create jobs. So they do it all the time and when you get down there and you get on the roads and people go, “Well, if you do it in Arizona, it’s not a ____ deal,” it’s no deal," they do it because I really don‴t know if they‴re any better than they are now. I don‴t know what kind of country that would be. So the point is when you say she is going to do it, it has been almost 3 1/2 years, we have lost a job and we have to do it. ____, they have all the money and the wall and they have to pay for it by cutting out millions of jobs. And what happened to us was the problem. These are the people who came over from South America and come here, and we didn’t have the money or the will to do it. Now we are doing this all the time. We don‴t have the economic opportunity to make more money with less taxes. What I mean by that is we have to fix the problem. ____, they haven‴t been doing it. ____, they have spent a lot of money on their projects and they don‴t have the financial means ____ to do that. So it is just a failure on a national level. We got the money, we will go ahead and do it if there are opportunities. But we did not do it because of ____. I mean, we have not got any jobs, no jobs in the United States, no jobs in the world.

Honestly I could imagine Trump saying this

banshee ,

His brain cells don’t talk to each other much do they?

EmpatheticTeddyBear ,

Rump’s entire argument has been nothing but FUD.

njm1314 ,

What the fuck is this I rebuilt the military shit he keeps spouting about I have no idea where that’s coming from. Even by Trump’s normal standards this is confusing for me.

Zerlyna ,
@Zerlyna@lemmy.world avatar

We are at war with Russia?

TropicalDingdong ,

Missed this one. Anyone got the highlights? Lowlights?

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

https://i.imgur.com/VgyiU2c.png

xmunk ,

Ey et er dergs!

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

For those who didn’t watch, ^that isn’t like stupid internet humor… Trump was literally complaining about that on stage.

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

And then doubled down when fact checked.

MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Just look at this thread by Top, you’ll get some of the highlights that were said

Cadeillac , (edited )
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

highlights

Just about everything Harris said

lowlights

EVERYTHING Trump said. Some of it was so absurd it was funny, but that is dangerous when there are people that will follow him unconditionally

Edit: just read all of FlyingSquid’s comments for the details

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oh thank god, closing statements. My fingers are getting tired.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

o7

HubertManne ,

I don't know how you did it man. Those paragraphs looked word for word to me. not my half assed paraphrasing mixed with my own giggling commentary.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I type ~90 wpm. That helps. But also I used to have to do this sort of quick text summarizing with what people say when I worked a survey job back in the 90s and I guess it never left me.

barkingspiders ,

Well we certainly appreciate it, thank you for your service tonight

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No problem. I was having a blast.

xmunk ,
  • cracks whip * Back in the mines!
FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, master!

xmunk ,

(Thanks for your hard work btw, great write ups!)

Zerlyna ,
@Zerlyna@lemmy.world avatar

You did a great job, thank you.

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