As a Canadian, I have the luxury of just loathing this guy for the dead bear and now this. It must be pretty terrifying for USians to think this guy was almost on the ballot.
Don’t most anti-social personality types who murder animals stick to small animals like cats and dogs and birds? I don’t really want to know what murdering massive animals mean.
Well Michigan and Wisconsin have already denied his withdrawal from the presidential ballot, so I think that running as a VP is dead like the bear in his trunk.
Oh FFS, has no one here ever seen a corpse?! He cut the head off a dead animal he found. Call it weird, fair enough. I wouldn’t pass up a free whale skull to hang at camp. “Found this on the beach and cleaned it myself!” The only charge possible is transporting across state lines, and while illegal, ain’t really a big deal.
If I keep a feather off a dead songbird, same thing, prosecutable offense, but no DA is going after me without evidence I killed for it, and probably not then unless I was a serial bird murderer. This is exactly why we give prosecutors leeway in these sorts of things.
Bullshit controversies like this tell me y’all don’t get outside your suburbs.
I mean, what else are you supposed to do with a giant dead whale carcass. You cant let it sit there and rot forever. Blow it up. Make it all manageable. Pick and choose, sit and lose, all you different crews. Chicks and dudes, who you think is really kickin’ tunes Picture you getting down in a picture tube… Like you lit the fuse, you think it’s fictional? Mystical? Maybe.