TheGiantKorean , 5 minutes ago

Orange Chicken

SouthFresh , 34 minutes ago

What a wanker

Lightor , 1 hour ago

But he wants to debate on Fox. The station that was held legally liable for lying for him. The station that has to admit to being “entertainment” not news. Yeah, that’s a better choice.

d33pblu3g3n3 , 2 hours ago

Donald Trump is a coward. But we all knew that already.

Asafum , 4 hours ago

“What we really need is an honest debate with principled moderators on a network built on trust and seeking veracity of all claims: Fox News! Only the most Trustworthy™ will do, Sean Hannity and Laura Inbread… wait… Ingrate… No… Ingram! Right right Ingram.”

nokturne213 , 3 hours ago

No where near enough random capitalization to make that believable.

Asafum , 1 hour ago

Very true. I honestly don’t think it’s random though, I believe he’s branding terms. It’s always a name or a concept: Crooked Joe Biden, Democrat Witch Hunt, Kamala Crash, etc… when I do it I just add the “™” to make it more obvious.

nokturne213 , 30 minutes ago

I mean full words that are CAPITALIZED.

Wildfathom9 , 4 hours ago

Trump considers dropping out of having his dumb ass handed to him.

barsquid , 4 hours ago

Yep. Donald is too weak and cowardly.

Track_Shovel , 2 hours ago

It’s the bone spurs

Yawweee877h444 , 4 hours ago

What an absolute coward. Isn’t it the conservative maga “tough guy” crowd who calls everybody pussies? Is trump not being a total pussy?

Xatolos , 4 hours ago

Wait, Don Old is dropping out of a debate (again) with Harris? Weird

IamSparticles , 5 hours ago

Great. Give Harris the time slot for a big town hall speech and Q&A. Every 15 minutes, read a reminder to everyone watching that Trump declined to debate.

FlyingSquid OP , 5 hours ago

I am betting that she will be there whether he is or not. No reason to miss an opportunity like that.

TowardsTheFuture , 5 hours ago

Just do the debate, give his time to a ticker that just says “trump was too scared to be here, I concede the rest of my time.” For every question.

Seems fair.

FlyingSquid OP , 4 hours ago

Christopher Hitchens once debated himself on religion when his debate opponent didn’t show up. It was pretty brilliant.

I’m trying to find the YouTube video, but I can’t find it.

grue , 5 hours ago

Keep the two podiums and put a wax figure of Trump in a chicken suit behind the other one. Put the camera on it with dead air for a few seconds every time it’s his turn to speak.

lolcatnip , 4 hours ago

The chicken suit is too on the nose. And a cardboard cutout is probably way cheaper than a wax statue.

grue , 4 hours ago

There’s no such thing as “too” on the nose when it comes to needling Trump and his gaggle of dipshits.

I agree with the cardboard cutout part, though: half-assed shoddiness represents him more authentically and he deserves no better.

teft , 3 hours ago

Ice sculpture so as the night progresses the sculpture gets sadder looking.

notabot , 1 hour ago

Use cheap, low density wax and it’ll slowly melt under the studio lights over to course of the program, which would be hilarious.

skeezix , 5 hours ago

Bok Bok Bok

SlippiHUD , 6 hours ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6c0660ed-2c19-4370-a353-31ea593ea800.jpeg

I didn’t expect this meme to come up again so soon. /s

Asafum , 1 hour ago

It’s been such a long time I need to watch it again, but did they ever get their sausages?

5 minutes Turkish!

SlippiHUD , 1 hour ago

“It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago.”

cabron_offsets , 6 hours ago

lol what a bitch

JoMiran , 6 hours ago

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61B4OYizaeL.jpg

vegeta , 6 hours ago

Make him afraid some more

St. Alia of the Knife

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0565bd6d-c8fa-4028-97ff-d6134d5ff93b.png

teft , 6 hours ago

Fear is the mind killer, as they say. And trump doesn’t have much mind so it shouldn’t take much fear.