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Hegar ,
@Hegar@fedia.io avatar

Surely it can't be that dumb?

“I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

Ok, it's that dumb.

Doing a great job of not being weird.

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

That was basically my reaction reading this. I was like “okay, I’m not posting this one, it’s obviously exaggerated… actually, it’s not exaggerated at all”

yemmly , (edited )

It’s not dumbness, it’s cravenness. He’s saying things he thinks MAGA-bros like to hear. “Yeah brother, high-five! Burn those libs!”

Also the subtext here is that Jeff Bridges isn’t manly. I don’t think there’s a cure for that level of delusion.

I was talking with some scientists who told me that a mere touch on the hand from Jeff Bridges not only impregnates a woman, but also transitions her into a man.

I wake up each morning hairless, then I look into the mirror and speak the name Jeff Bridges three times. Instantly I’m transformed into a kind of human carpet covered from head to toe in three whole feet of man fur.

trampel ,

And each morning you really tie the bathroom together!

SeaJ ,

“The scientists” as if they are one fucking entity.

eestileib ,

Fuck I could have saved so much money!

(It’s bullshit anyway, my entire congressional delegation was women I voted for at one point, and I still had to get hrt)

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So there is a way to change your gender!

And it’s so easy too!

Snowclone ,

It’s pretty gay to like girls.

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casmael ,

Yeah this is definitely a prelude to fellas, is it gay to be interested in intimate physical and emotional contact with a partner of the opposite sex

Shou ,

Do it. Become women. Bring your cat and join the coven of our eternal sisterhood!

Embargo ,

I’d rather identify as a woman than whatever he thinks a man is.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@quokk.au avatar

Well it’s obvious, a man is someone who votes for a male.

It’s why there is not one female Trump supporter.

Shou ,

Any woman who supports trump is a man.

remotelove ,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

That would explain ton about the governor of Arkansas.

Reverendender ,

I was promised broomstick flights

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But I already have a child and I’m allergic to cats!

(I’ll take the risk and vote for Harris anyway though.)

Madrigal ,

TIL I’m a transwoman.

Maven ,

Congratulations!!! 👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉

Madrigal ,

Thanks, I guess. Shame I can’t compete in the olympics or read books to children any more though.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

You haven’t even considered the public bathroom situation yet.

Madrigal ,

Good point. I’m so used to using unisex bathrooms at home…

eestileib ,

Ok, but:

All the dick pics you ever wanted, gratis

People stop listening to you in meetings

Boobs

MagicShel ,

I already get all the dick pics I want: 0.

Boobs is a damn fine argument, though. It’s hard to consider other options when they are on the table.

Dragonfruit ,

1000008255(why have I had to comment this on news articles about conservatives twice recently, this is getting weird)

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

weird intensifies

grue ,

(why have I had to comment this on news articles about conservatives twice recently, this is getting weird)

One thing I’ve noticed happens a lot is that, in trying to demonize them as socialist boogeymen, conservatives often make Democrats seem way cooler than they actually are.

By the way, if you want to mix it up, here’s a similar meme you could comment:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b8cd270d-25a6-4965-ac15-7cec0b8e39f0.png

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Just wait… people are contacting me now asking me to post Rikers on articles I missed.

eee ,

Whole party of fuckin weirdos.

don ,

Their shit’s weird like all way fuckin down how tf does that even happen tho

LadyAutumn ,
@LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“I don’t care if you take hormones or get surgery you’ll never be a woman”

“If you vote for a woman you are one now” 🫠 my god they’re all so pathetic

MagicShel ,

I didn’t know I was trans (from voting for Gretchen Whitmer) but I really don’t want to go to the SoS to have the gender on my license changed. I suppose while I’m at it I’ll go ahead and become black, since that’s apparently a thing we can do now, and I’m not making two fucking trips.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not sure of how MAGA rules work, but I think you can only become black if you have an Indian mother, because Obama has a white mother but he didn’t become black.

xenomor ,

People who un-ironicaly listen to Jesse Waters transition into idiots.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Transition?

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Weirdo

Aurenkin ,

What the fuck?

scaredoftrumpwinning ,

So either women are the stronger sex because they don’t transition when they vote for men or all men that had sex with women that voted are gay.

dharmacurious ,

I can absolutely see these fucking galaxy brain jagoffs saying you’re gay if you sleep with a voting woman.

Lemminary ,

And women who vote for men grow beards overnight. End women’s suffrage; save on razor blades and shaving cream!

Bender12 ,

Jesse Waters is weird. Why is he so weird? It’s so weird of him to say these obviously weird things!

SeaJ ,

He is indeed weird…and fucking creepy. He pursued his current wife while he was still with his previous wife. He wanted to make sure he had some alone time with her so he could get a date. He did that by letting the fucking air out of her tires while at work. When she clearly could not drive home, weirdo Watters offered her a ride.

Reverendender ,

Wait, really?

DogPeePoo ,

Conversely, people who vote for Trump transition to soiling themselves daily

demizerone ,

Jesse Waters is so gay.

HWK_290 ,

Jesse is a girl’s name!

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