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VantaBrandon ,

Very similar to the mindset of: if you don’t drive a pickup truck you are a homosexual

Zink ,

That’s the little first domino in the meme, at least. Then it works up to something like allowing homosexuals to exist, and suffering the presence of their supporters for that matter, also makes you a homosexual.

cynthorpe ,

I don’t drive a pick up and I’m gay. Must be true!!!

Hegar ,
@Hegar@fedia.io avatar

Surely it can't be that dumb?

“I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

Ok, it's that dumb.

Doing a great job of not being weird.

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

That was basically my reaction reading this. I was like “okay, I’m not posting this one, it’s obviously exaggerated… actually, it’s not exaggerated at all”

yemmly , (edited )

It’s not dumbness, it’s cravenness. He’s saying things he thinks MAGA-bros like to hear. “Yeah brother, high-five! Burn those libs!”

Also the subtext here is that Jeff Bridges isn’t manly. I don’t think there’s a cure for that level of delusion.

I was talking with some scientists who told me that a mere touch on the hand from Jeff Bridges not only impregnates a woman, but also transitions her into a man.

I wake up each morning hairless, then I look into the mirror and speak the name Jeff Bridges three times. Instantly I’m transformed into a kind of human carpet covered from head to toe in three whole feet of man fur.

trampel ,

And each morning you really tie the bathroom together!

SeaJ ,

“The scientists” as if they are one fucking entity.

eestileib ,

Fuck I could have saved so much money!

(It’s bullshit anyway, my entire congressional delegation was women I voted for at one point, and I still had to get hrt)

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So there is a way to change your gender!

And it’s so easy too!

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

voter suppression intensifies

rayyy ,

Top weird for the week, so far. Is weird now a Republican team sport or are they trying to out weird each other?

OutlierBlue ,

I voted for a woman once. I grew a fantastic pair of tits before I’d even left the voting station.

But don’t worry, vote for a man next time and you grow your testicles back again.

I do miss those tits though.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

I like to even it out and vote for men and women so I get tits and balls

card797 ,

So you have tits and testicles now? How woke of you. Great work.

Zink ,

Hermaphrodites for Harris!!

Zink ,

It seems like a stupid statement that deserves to be made fun of, which it is, but it’s also indicative of one of the dark parts of the conservative mindset. There’s the bigotry of course, but there’s another layer on top of that. It’s like, since you are obviously one of the good true Americans (a straight white male, naturally), it is beneath you to submit to being ruled by one of those “others.”

Submission to a weak inferior sub-human leader is a weak and cowardly act. It is also an insult to your fellow nobles, so you are betraying yourself and “your people” by voting for somebody who is clearly not the right type of person.

Repeat and reinforce this shit over years and decades, make it part of your group identity, and you get things like “better a Russian/felon than a Democrat” (because democrats love being cucks for “diverse” people obviously) and a deep-seated visceral reaction to somebody who is an other in so many ways. A woman AND multiple nonwhite races, oh my!

Source: am straight white male who grew up in religious conservative area and had to work to shed all the tribalism and anger and negativity. (It’s part of the wider problem of so many conservatives defining their identity by the things they hate)

Grandwolf319 ,

“any man would vote Democrat,” claiming that it would have to be because of “mommy issues.”

It’s really like sport teams in their heads ehh?

Jumpingspiderman ,

Who knew he was actually as stupid as he looks?!

Kusimulkku ,

The pundit was making fun of a record-breaking “White Dudes for Harris” fundraising call on Tuesday’s episode of The Five when he questioned why “any man would vote Democrat,” claiming that it would have to be because of “mommy issues.”

“It’s not the party of virtue, security — it’s not the party of strength — it’s definitely not the party of family. And to be a man and then vote for a woman just because she’s a woman is either childish — that person has mommy issues — or they are just trying to be accepted by other women,” Watters said. “I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

I was thinking that that last line could be a joke, but I would need to hear the delivery. You never know

roguetrick ,

I wouldn’t call nonsensical vitrol a joke exactly, even though the socially accepted response to it is often laughter. It’s not funny, they’re just trying to successfully out-group with each other. Ape brain stuff. Smiles and laughter saying “yes we are in the same in-group.”

Siegfried ,

Does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts?

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar
  • Thousands of dollars on hormones.
  • Voting one time in a national election.

Amazed trans-folks don’t go with the cheaper option.

Prethoryn ,
@Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

“Dr’s hate this one trans trick!”

scaredoftrumpwinning ,

So either women are the stronger sex because they don’t transition when they vote for men or all men that had sex with women that voted are gay.

dharmacurious ,

I can absolutely see these fucking galaxy brain jagoffs saying you’re gay if you sleep with a voting woman.

scaredoftrumpwinning ,

I’m sure you are right because in their minds women should be pumping out kids and be in the kitchen and have no business doing anything else.

PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

I accidently voted for Hillary Clinton once and my penis fell off right there in the polling booth.

DogWater ,

That’s fucking weird lol

FiniteBanjo ,

Correlation not Causation, Jesse

cupcakezealot ,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

transphobes: men can’t become women

cis man: votes for a woman

transphobes: omg you became a woman!

ThatKomputerKat ,
@ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world avatar

What a fucking wierdo.

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