As soon as that first verse comes in, every Canadian automatically leans back and nods their had in satisfaction. It’s a genetic thing (we inject DNA therapy into immigrants at the border for those not born here)
Michigan is connected to the ocean via the Great Lakes and St. Lawrence Seaway. Chicago, for example even though it isn’t in Michigan, is a major shipping hub.
I look forward to the day that corporations lose a lawsuit and openly admit that they poisoned all of humanity.
After that, I expect the corporations to sue all of humanity for harboring their IP. Of course, they’ll win their case in a Texas court and will make multitudes more than they’ll ever have to disburse in payouts