Yeah but right after Trump hits the ball in an absolutely beautiful opening shot, Biden can officially hit Trump in the neck with a 9-iron. Surprise motherfucker, it’s election by combat.
Mini golf is great! No sprawling ecological nightmare, no continuous usage of chemicals needed to maintain its unnaturally green color in all seasons; it can be entirely indoors!
For anyone in the twin cities- hot date night tip- Can Can Wonderland. It’s mini golf with Minnesota flair. (Also classic pinball arcade and a cocktail bar/pub food.)
(I would then suggest Cosetta’s for diner- and they have that lovely gelato/pastry shop right there too.)